blawg

Trying to unload my thoughts, I suppose.

[keekah]

Make your bed With some fucking flare unfuckyourhabitat

[fuckheadcunt-deactivated2013081]

a thought

When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.  

[fille-lioncelle]

#GET IN LOSERS #WE’RE DOING SCIENCE

[ashsmain-deactivated20220609]

[keekah]

Birthday Bong Rips

I got dubs

[keekah]

How he was before, he was miserable unless he won every chess tournament. The way he is now, just yesterday, he took out his dick and jerked off on the school bus.

Chuck Palahniuk

[hainlighe]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Overly Suave IT Guy [via] Previously: Best of 10 Guy

[zoop3r]

Micheal “Eyedea” Larsen 11.09.81 – 10.16.10

Rest.In.Peace to a true artist. You will be missed, but you will not be forgotten.

[otiggerifico]

it’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

[keekah]

Hey there tumblr

[keekah]

It goes thieves, bandits, low lives, scum Punks that buckle under the rumble of my drum

[allyveg]

tall girls hit it up!

anyone 5’8 +? i’m 5’10 (:

5’10 <3

[keekah]

5'10 and a quarter ;D

[keekah]

[keekah]

stop thinking you don't belong here. you are where you are 'cause you hardly move. the music is not gonna' stop take your eyes of the chair 'cause there's others that are under the same impressions as you how many seats will the rock bottom accommodate? one, too, many people who share nothing but views misery is willing to keep company with those who don't ever walk a mile in their own shoes

[folkinz]

[keekah]

folkinz:

Cat Taking Bubble Bath

This woman’s voice

The song she sings about the cat in the bubble bath

I watched this more than once

“You’re an aquababy, just like your mommy!”

She does not live alone which I think comes as a surprise ending, kinda like that movie catfish.

Then I watched the rest of the videos by aquababy77.

It's not that the cat doesn't mind. It's called "learned helplessness."

[roseyboy]

Oh, and have I mentioned Skyrim?

HAHAHAHAH (probably mentioned it only about 1,000 times on here!)

Just encase some of you thought I was kidding. I’m not. I had a guy in my grade ask me if someone hacked my Facebook and was posting all those posts about Skyrim. 

I guess men just can’t believe I’m a girl gamer! B)

[rus-califi]

It’s not even open… It’s not even open… The plastic wrap is still on it and it’s not even open… Please tell me that this is a troll post, or I’m going to shoot my computer or something

[cewn]

lol wow u r lyke so cute SKYRIM GIRL GAMERS UNITE!!!!!

[kawaiisquad]

[keekah]

thank you guys. fucking thank you. glad i'm not the only one who hates shit like this.

[keekah]

I can't wait until I no longer feel the need to pluck my shirt off my stomach while sitting down.

[keekah]

To everyone hating on 2011 right now

Don't expect tomorrow to be better and perfect tomorrow. Dumbasses.