But I Shall Kill No Albatross

emily. down comforter enthusiast. very stubborn. kinda rude.

[neumme]

Oh No The Body is Chemicals And They Are Screaming

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[sosuperawesome]

Delft Porcelain Earrings // Akrazia

[sosuperawesome]

Vintage Saturn Ceiling Light // RoyalArtDecolighting

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[frightfullytreeish]

[redgerines]

megan keller dangles claire thompson for the world's nastiest overtime olympics gold gaming winning goal // usa vs. can // feb 19, 2026

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[ragsy]

interesting how, in the realm of fiction, there are some morally reprehensible behaviors that are "acceptable" for someone's character to have, and some that wait a minute post canceled. My cat who doesn't like cuddles just settled directly into my lap for the first time in the 10 years I've known her

This is all that matters now

[ragsy]

She did it again. Discourse is cancelled forever

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[mumblefox]

The Unfamiliar Sensation of Settling - Chapter 1 - mumblefox - Dragon Age (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]

Chapters 2/2 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford/Dorian Pavus, Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus, but that one is pretty peripheral Words: 68,359 Summary: A story that explores the developing relationship between Cullen, Dorian, and the Inquisitor over the course of Inquisition, in which Cullen (who is asexual but totally a romantic) finds himself in love with two people at once. Instead of drama, communication happens and everything is good and cute and warm and lovely and healthy and happy.

Chapter 2 update: a continuation of the story that covers the Trespasser epilogue. This one is less happy. Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, ace!Cullen, Canon Compliant, pretty much, OT3, Polyamory, Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship, time for some healthy ace/poly ships motherfrickers, Fluff, Happy Ending, even though we also deal with, Lyrium Withdrawal, Past Torture, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, all the not-so-snuggly but canon nastiness of Dorian and Cullen's pasts, but ultimately, Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, Queerplatonic Relationships, Hurt/Comfort, magical injuries, amputation (offscreen) Fun little bonus factoid:

[marine-gifs]

A colony of Siphonophores sheds some of its zooids. This may be a defensive behaviour. Filmed in the Pacific Ocean. From Into the Abyss: Worlds of the Deep - The Midnight Zone (2024).

[beauvilliers]

Olympics 2026 | USA vs. Germany | February 15, 2026

[sashayed]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it