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psst dex is a slytherin thanks for coming to my ted talk
honestly to be thb i would rather you leave kent out of your fic entirely than to only mention him to talk shit about him
if you donāt like him thats fine obvs but donāt bring him into your bittyjack fic just to talk about how much better bitty is than kent
like just let bitty and jack be happy if thatās what youāre aiming for and leave kent out of it
bitty and jack, #3: āYou know, thatās not what an apology sounds like.ā
Zimbits, #3 from this prompt list.
Bitty is still passive aggressively washing dishes and grumbling about how hard it must be to just let Bitty know in advance if they have random dinner reservations somewhere, instead of waiting until Bitty has already cooked an entire four-course meal⦠when Jack gets down on one knee.
āMarry me.ā
Bitty freezes and blinks dumbly down at the sudsy water.Ā
He says, faintly, desperately trying to catch up to the moment, āYou know, thatās not what an apology sounds like.ā
āPlease marry me?ā
āStill not an āIām sorry,āā Bitty says, but it comes out breathless. He drops his rubber gloves onto the counter and turns around.
Jack has a ring box in his hands and a panicked but determined look in his eyes. His expression is a little like when he first asked Bitty to officially be his boyfriend, and a little like right before he scored the game winning goal that got the Falconers their first Stanley Cup a few months ago.
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Yeah, Bitty. If by #frogsitting you mean they have to keep you from walking into traffic while youāre tweeting, sure.
just nursey having a soft morning :)Ā
Iām working on a larger drawing right now, and I fell in love with the details in Nurseyās hair, so I wanted to post it on its own.
For the promts, could you please do Kent angst/drama but with a happy ending? Any pairing (or no pairing) is fine.
You found my weakness, my sweet bean kenny p. I went with pimmbits if thatās alright
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Heās running.
Heās always running but its never fast enough.Ā
Heās Sisyphus in the underworld, always moving but getting nowhere. Heās never fast enough.
As he crashes through the door he knows heās never going to be fast enough. He will never be fast enough to stop Jack from taking those pills. Heāll never be fast enough to get to him before he passes out. Heāll never be fast enough to feel his heartbeat when it was still strong, still hopeful.
He gets there when its barely a flutter beneath his fingers. When shouting into the phone does nothing to resuscitate his friend. The paramedics are fast, impossibly so. When he blinks theyāre there crushing Jackās chest, counting out numbers, trying to pull him back out of the black.Ā
No one looks at Kent during all this. They never do, no matter how loud he is. He thinks perhaps this is his punishment. For the manipulation. For the shouting and the coercion. For refusing to recognize all the signs he was seeing for the red flags that they really were.Ā
This is his punishment for letting his friend die.
Heās crying. He can feel that through the fog of his dream, knows its happening in real life too. That recognition is enough to blessedly pull him back, pull him out of this nightmarish hell in which he is trapped. He sucks in air on a scratch of a sob. He feels his body jolt, feels it knock into the one next to him, feels hands - his own then others - touching his face and coming away wet.Ā
āKenny?āĀ
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itās been Some Minutes since iāve read the comic so someone let me know if iām wrong but
the way some of yāall write bitty in fic is exhausting because nobody uses endearments that much nobody itās like every fucking sentence with some of you god
āNo way you got all those hickeys from one girl.ā
āNah bro, some of them were from her boyfriend.ā
*literal spittake*
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My first foray into digital art in probably 6 years, and the fic that made me do it isnāt even written yet. This dialogue is from an as-yet-unpublished fic by @geniusorinsanity, temporarily titledĀ āget #rektā which Iām very excited to read.
@ allāa yāall who use a threesome with kent parson as your ājack and bitty get togetherā plot device and then leave kenny p out in las vegas alone:
square up bitch iām cominā for you
iām really emo about the fact that kentās shirt was untucked when kent left jackās room at epikegster because, look, you donāt untuck your own shirt when youāre kissing someone. like, sure, you might take your shirt off after a while if the other person isnāt escalating fast enough or seems shy or something, but that doesnāt really apply here, because they kiss for maybe a minute or two MAX? since all theĀ āā¦ās happen while bitty is trying to deal with his key/eavesdrop. itās not like THAT much time could have passed before jack is like āwait no i canāt do this.ā
so that means kent kissed jack and for a second jack was like, JUST GOING FOR IT????? theyāre kissing and jack is immediately going for kentās shirt and iām just. iām upset. iām really really emo about this. jack was both IMMEDIATELY and INSTINCTIVELY gung ho about hooking up with kent but also like two seconds later, the moment his brain kicks in, heās thinking, āwait everything about this relationship was horrible and dysfunctional i gotta not do this.ā
and you KNOW kent didnāt even get that far, heās still at step a, i want jack i miss jack, heās kissing me!!! this is so right!!! you know????? and it just. it breaks my heart. that whatever chemistry they had is still so strong to cause jack to react that way but also at the same time their relationship was so wrong and bad for both of them. and it just. god. GOD. pimms fucks me up. itās really sad to me that people can want each other and like each other so much and everything can still blow up. intensity and desire does not automatically make people good together. iām so emo. these boys. :(((
anyway itās 12:25am and who? protects? kent parson?? who asks him if heās okay? who has his back? who stops to consider whether heās hurting??
who helps him? iām very sad
finding out that youāre blocked by a blog youāve never interacted with before is so wild, especially when itās one of your sideblogs and one of their sideblogs
āThe past beats inside me like a second heart.ā
i just am really of two minds about omgcp these days:
i love the fluffy, romcom feel that not many queer stories get to embrace,Ā
but, i miss the texture and variety of the narrative that omgcp started out with which was really based in anxiety and feeling out of place in spaces that are not well-suited to anyone who is not straight. the absolute, unwavering acceptance of every single person in zimbitsā vicinity is just weirdly exhausting to me.
queer media can be both unfailingly positive and honest about the mental health issues that plague so many of us after years of trying to fit into spaces that werenāt designed to accommodate us. i think yelling down anyone who is disappointed that omgcp has steered away from the more nuanced plots of its first two years is pretty darn shitty. weāre allowed to be disappointed in the noticeable change in storytelling that yr3 took while still also being fans of the comic and characters.
anon requested 3, 8, or 18 from the kiss meme for nurseydex, and my brain went āor? More like AND!ā so here we are. 3. kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other personāsĀ 8. being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward 18. kisses where one person is sitting in the otherās lap
lmao anyone who thinks that parse was 100% the problem before jackās overdose is super wrong.
thereās no way that kent āi love two things: hockey and jack zimmermann and not necessarily in that orderā parson was, at 15-17 solely responsible for jackās drug use and subsequent drug abuse.
were jack and kent two stars dead set on exploding? were either of them entirely at fault for the otherās inevitable destruction?