Spend Some Time On Me

21 Morbid and salacious I like to sell fantasies Let me be your seat

[like-apollo-deactivated20250503]

I just finished my workout, come press that cute nose up against my sweaty hole. Fuck that felt good, get in and take daddy’s farts.

[bathroomb1tch-deactivated202510]

maybe if I stick my tongue far enough up his asshole I'll find my self-worth

[approximatelyonepossum]

(via duderaunch, duderaunch, manholebreeder)

[keep-me-warm-please]

(via approximatelyonepossum)

[erotic-ate]

[keep-me-warm-please]

I deserve this

[disgustingdegenerate]

Post workout rimjob

The first thing you hear when I get home is my heavy breathing, then the sound of my gym bag hitting the floor. My shirt clings to my body, damp with sweat. A good indicator that I really pushed myself hard. And hard work should to be rewarded, don't you think?

I take off my clothes, pulling the wet and sticky workout garments off my body. I look at you with a smile and beckon you to come over. "I feel like relaxing a bit before my shower" I tell you, grabbing you by the back of the head and gently push your face against my damp chest hair. Then I move over to a nearby chair and sit down with my legs wide apart. I push out my ass. That way you'll have full access to my hairy, sweaty hole.

"Go on. To a dirty girl like you, this is a treat" I say to you, looking right in your eyes and motion for you to kneel down. "Go ahead, get started. I know you want this, asswipe" I tell you as I bring up my phone. As you start to push your face between my cheeks, I let out a groan of satisfaction. I've already decided that I want you to take your time, and be thorough. You're not going to get to stop until you've licked most off the post workout sweat from between my hairy asscheeks.

[keep-me-warm-please]

this is the dream treatment to receive from a man. Brain off, tongue out, nostrils flared.

[drippygirly]

"There's my favorite little asswipe! Come here sweetie."

My face burns at the nickname and I cringe a little.

"I've been waiting all day to see you. Well sort of. I've been waiting all day for you to clean my asshole actually. You're just so good at it, I'll never get it as clean as you do."

I stand in front of him and smile sweetly even though I'm disgusted on the inside. I'm not supposed to make unpleasant faces.

"I tell all of my buddies how good you are at your job, they think it's cute that you kiss my asshole good morning and good night."

I'm still trying to smile but I hate that other people know. I hate how I have no privacy.

"I just finished at the gym and don't worry I already took a shit, you'll have plenty to do. Did you brush your teeth?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Good, I want my asshole to be minty fresh when you're done."

[worship-my-ass012]

Know your place and clean my ass

[keep-me-warm-please]

Holy fuck

[iwasntreadyeither-deactivated20]

Give it up for that little high pitch whimper she makes when she feels super good and she’s trying so hard to keep quiet while I’m pumping in and out of her-

[drippygirly]

I wish things weren't like this at times. I've ended up in a dream relationship that resembles "careful what you wish for". I spoke up about all of the gross things I liked or wanted to try. Which is how I end up here twice a day... Locked under a queening chair.

My boyfriend has a rimming schedule. I clean his asshole twice a day on a schedule. Sometimes it's more. Why? Because he says it's good for me. He's a blue collar guy, he's almost always dripping sweat when he comes home. It's my literal job to clean him before his shower. I wait under the chair as he comes in from work.

This is quiet time for me, I don't speak. He vents about his day and I listen. Then I hear his zipper and my world goes dark. "Cleaning time, sweetheart. Make Daddy proud" is something I hear often as I get to work. I lick and suck his hairy asshole for at least 30 minutes before he's satisfied. I always wish he would shave one day but he never has.

This process repeats before bedtime also. He calls it my bedtime "treat". I stay quiet while he relaxes and I clean his asshole. He normally goes to the gym or for a run so I'm usually dealing with another stupid sweaty asshole. It's a hard job but he says someone has to do it. The routine ones are never sexual. It really is a job.

It's the ones in between that are nasty and sexual. He'll grind his ass on my face and suffocate me while I jerk him off or he switches and throat fucks me in between.

[yourmasterm1119]

Fuck fuck that's so hot. Need to put a routine on a dirty little slut so she rims my ass all the fucking time. She's prettier when she's cleaning my sweat from my hairy asshole.

[pottykitty]

slowly & passionately making out with a boys puckered sweaty asshole <3 just full on eyes closed & imagining im kissing his cute face while sloppy kissing his hole <3 him winking his asshole while my lips are firmly pressed against it so it really feels like hes kissing me back <33 my lips & his asshole making gross smooching & kissing noises while he tells me I should try kissing him with tongue next <3

[cld-lonely-succubus]

“Yeah that’s my boyfriend. He’s nothing special; just a guy who smiles when you sniff his pits,” I say with heart eyes to anyone willing to listen.

[fatguarddog]

Generally, I don't feel anything pit-related is for me

and then I wear a vest and my pits are out I'm like "oh yeah, I could shove some desperate thing right in their and let them huff their heart out"

[keep-me-warm-please]

Looking at him annoyed: “You want to fart in my face soooo bad, just say it.”

[pvttaria]

[keep-me-warm-please]

This pic made me want to break out of retirement for writing fart fics lol

[scratchthatitch]

Think it's neat that having a fart kink has made me a better writer. Not many that can (or should) say that.

[lord-of-dice-and-kinks]

You? Ah! You I’ll just treat like literall filth. Are you are good for is sniffing my asshole or have me fart on your face. You are literall fucking filth babygirl. And you should be honored I’m letting you sniff it too.

[gassywrestler4u]

Thinking about making someone tap out in a sweaty, gassy head scissors.

Only there’s no ref and I ain’t done fartin’