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I'm trash for a lot of television shows hit me up if you see anything you like but I'm probably too spoopy for you. Female/20/she,her/ESPN

[melonmemes]

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

me: *puts lipstick on, kisses the page and sprays it with perfume, passes the attendance sheet*

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[amusementofaprincess]

And is an asshole

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

The little animal shaped rubber bands please

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[strangerthingsupdated]

Hey! Language!

[andhumanslovedstories]

The erosion of Loki’s threat level from “time to conquer the earth” to “persistent nuisance” is a source of eternal delight to be, every film he grows closer and closer to his true and ultimate manifestation of ineffectual, annoying lil brother

[andhumanslovedstories]

thor to all the inhabitants of earth: it’s cool he’s comic relief now :) all of earth: still…..guilty of many murders tho…….lotta murder loki: yeah I keep trying to explain that to him, I think it’s fucking buckwild he brought me here too

[upsidedowneggo]

legend says that if you sexualise the stranger things kids Steve Harrington will appear behind you and beat you with a bat

[static-shocked]

The bat has nails in it.

[yesterdaysprint]

Folk-lore from Adams County, Illinois, 1935

[keepcalm-im-prettymuch-british]

me, putting a bunch of hand wash only things in the washing machine: you guys look out for each other in there OK

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[thinbillionaire]

A reminder that: 500 calories is NOT a lot

A reminder that: eating 1000 calories is NOT a lot

A reminder that: your stomach sticking out a bit is normal

A reminder that: not all bodies are build for a thigh gap

A reminder that: you’re beautiful

[en-chantedx]

taylor: “in the middle of the night…”

me, an intellectual: ok…so 2am