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As a companion to the poll the other day, we know Bella had the BEST newborn experience. But who had it the worst?
Interpret this how you like, but if it helps, I'm thinking about this as from the moment they 'wake up.' Obviously the circumstances of their 'death' is a factor, but this isn't the 'worst death' or even 'worst backstory' question, it's worst first year or so as a vampire.
Who had the worst newborn experience?
Alice
Carlisle
Edward
Emmett
Esme
Jasper
Rosalie
They all had it equally good.
They all had it equally bad.
What's a newborn?
Bella far and away had the BEST newborn experience. She knew all about vampires, wanted to be one, woke to her new un-life surrounded by her husband and supportive in-laws, got to keep her dad and best friend in her life, got a new house and a new car.
There's no one else in the family who can compete with that. But let's ask the question anyway:
Who among the Cullens had the second best newborn experience?
Alice
Carlisle
Edward
Emmett
Esme
Jasper
Rosalie
They were all equally bad.
They were all equally good.
What's a newborn?
Hell, let's ask the question!
Most likely to have fathered a child before becoming a vampire:
Carlisle
Edward
Emmett
Jasper
Look, I know Edward is Pure and Chaste but maybe he just doesn't remember, okay? And I didn't want him to feel left out.
And by 'doesn't remember' I mean because of faded human memories not anything nefarious, fyi!
Who taught Renesmee how to drive?
Edward
Bella
Jacob
Rosalie
Charlie
Carlisle
Esme
Emmett
Alice
Jasper
Didn't need to be taught. She just watched and did it. Like walking, reading etc
The above + she was like 2 years old when she learned + need pedal extenders
Just for posterity: we're at nearly 150 votes and not a single person has voted for Alice or Jasper
And we were like 75 or so before anyone voted for Edward!
re: the Renesmee driving poll, I've had this image in my head since I came up with the last option and I was FINALLY able to sit down and make it and it's even more beautiful than I envisioned.
The group project poll was fun, so here's another scenario! This time it's a school field trip, and you have an assigned adult chaperone. I'm envisioning some sort of outdoor hike/exploration/nature site visit. Weather is cloudy, obviously.
Which Group would you hope to be in?
A: Emmett, Jessica, Bella. Chaperone: Charlie Swan
B: Mike, Tyler, Rosalie. Chaperone: Karen Newton (Mike's mom)
C: Alice, Lauren, Jasper. Chaperone: Esme Cullen
D: Angela, Edward, Eric. Chaperone: Mr. Weber (Angela's dad, a pastor).
You are a student at Forks High.
Your teacher is randomly assigning a group project. It's going to be major part of your grade. For the purposes of this question, assume this class is some sort of elective that has a mix of juniors and seniors.
Which group do you want to be part of?
Rosalie, Eric, Bella
Edward, Mike, Jessica
Lauren, Jasper, Angela
Tyler, Emmett, Alice
Choose an association I had/have with Twilight names
Edward: Edward VIII, Duke of Windsor
Alice: Grand Duchess Alice of Hesse
Felix & Demetri: Prince Felix Yusupov & Grand Duke Dmitri
Jasper: This yellow jasper fragment of an Egyptian sculpture (see link)
Esme: For Esme--With Love and Squalor by J.D. Salinger
Carlisle: The blue starry ceiling of Carlisle Cathedral
Victoria: Queen Victoria
Amun: the literal Egyptian god Amun and the temple of Karnak
Jasper again: Jasper Beardley from The Simpsons
Tell me yours in the tags!
Yellow jasper Carlisle cathedral
Karnak
Keeping Up with the Cullens - BD Episode 11, pt. 1.
Happy father's day to Marcus, Aro, and Caius. Who are obviously Jane, Alec, Demitri, and Felix's dads.
What's everyone doing for father's day?
To carlisle: can you be my daddy? Not as a father😼😼😼
No context. Pick one.
Edward's going-to-hell sunglasses
Aro's welcome-to-the-black-parade uniform
Carlisle's baseball scarf
Waylon/Victoria's kiss-me-I'm-Irish shirt
Bella's bowling shirt
Jasper's cowboy boots
Billy's cool hat
Marcus' lack of socks
Esme's purple everything.
Laurent's orange jacket
Sue's can't-believe-I'm-at-a-vampire-wedding dress
Carlisle turning Edward, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett into vampires was . . .
Compassionate. He was moved to save their lives
Selfish. He was lonely and wanted companions.
Bad. He doomed them to a life he never wanted himself.
Good. He gave them eternal life. He doesn't think they are damned.
Some combination of the above. It's complicated.
Ed and Em were OK because someone else asked him to.
Rosalie was a bad, the others were well-meaning.
Someone has to do the turning-into-vampires part.
Better than the way Aro, Maria, Victoria, Sasha etc created vampires.
I'd let him turn me.
Never thought about it, I'm just here for Edward/Bella tbh.
I don't go here.
Book in which Jacob frustrates you the most?
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Midnight Sun
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
I have never been frustrated by Jacob's behavior or choices
He was fine in the books, the MOVIES however . . .
Bella Poll Edward Poll
Book in which Edward frustrated you the most?
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
Midnight Sun
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
I have never been frustrated by Edward's choices or behavior
He was fine in the books, the MOVIES however . . .
Companion Bella poll: HERE
