imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
I would get drunk with him every weekend, ask him to help me get girls, and inevitably end the night begging him to let me rock bottom him through a table.
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imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
I would get drunk with him every weekend, ask him to help me get girls, and inevitably end the night begging him to let me rock bottom him through a table.
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Bottom line...is couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else but the big difference is they don't let it take 'em down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time if it's right and they're real lucky. One of them will say something. - Dr. Cox "Scrubs"
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