Keezee-G

hello cunt punt

[husband]

[bee-cleric]

This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life

[teenscoolest]

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[carnac5-1]

[ungezieferwerden]

[dogg]

[luxjii]

get you a boy who can do both

[luxjii]

[driflloon]

light hearted: serena motola for schon magazine jan. 2019

[keezee-g]

just give me more blanket fashion

[cuntysupreme-deactivated2016052]

[nick-avallone]

pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pdlcomics]

Scares

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think it’s necessary: my favorite letterboxd lists

[stephrc79]

Scuse you, I think we all asked for this.

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

[thestasher]

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[emospritelet]

Man, do I need this!