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[cookieekun]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[crispysharkarcade]

yeah yeah aminals on the loose and kid vampire I know I know but like. Mr peppymint the elf. wee wee the dog. itsy bee and capn bitters. where is their love...

[kiyomie]

oikawa tooru for @klavoir

[xephia]

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[antoniabishop]

jars

[lauruus]

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[sasukechiha]

if she’s your cat, keep a better eye on her!

[starglowy]

[ydotome]

Okuto Nakamura (中村 男久斗) - Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! - Episode 2

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[yebisu]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[gothic-vitrage]

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence