Mongrels.

21+ - Any pronouns Free Palestine // BLM // Fuck ICE No age in bio = blocked

[meltedbluecaterpillar]

"March of Fools."

"Both kings and hyenas are my friends! Laugh With Me!"

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Hello my Alice. I am Absolute. Welcome to my Wonderland. I often make Dark Content and I do my best to tag accordingly. This blog is NOT spoiler free. Please mute the tag #absolute spoilers. to avoid posts from the Japanese server. My blog and posts are best viewed in light mode.

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Thank you Reiji. Just what I needed.

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Quite literally not what I asked for but sure hi Natsuki.

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Thank you Reiji. Just what I needed.

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Hello Aboslute! Just wondering how one should go about posting something truly dead dove on this platform, as I want to see my work have reach but I also don’t want it to reach the wrong kinds of people? Of course I’ll use all the appropriate tags so if someone doesn’t want to interact with that content they don’t have to, but what about main fandom tags? How many do you decide to use before you go “yup that’s about right.” I always feel self-conscious using 4 different tags to mean essentially the same thing but a variation in ordering and wording.

Also for possible requests… imagine a world where the overblot boys don’t recover and adore darling us. Who slowly begin to go more and more insane as the blot phantom takes more and more control. He didn’t mean that, he loves you he swears! So why, why are you running away from him? WHY ARE YOU LEAVING HIM—

Thank you for your beautiful writings, and until next time, the Mad Hatter 🎩🫖

Hello… Hatter! I’m sorry I didn’t prepare any tea for your visit. I’m more of a smoker.

And that’s a very good question! So, tumblr does work on an algorithm. Which is why fanfic creators will sometimes use banners like “Please like and reblog to support!” or sometimes will block silent readers (only liking the post and not interacting in other ways). But the filter isn’t the best sometimes. Especially when it comes to post tags and post content.

Post tags = The bottom of the white box you type in with the colorful bubbles!

Post content = Anything in the white box you type in!

Both can be used as a tagging system but they are different. I often use post content more because I don’t want my post to get hidden because I said big boobs in the post tags. With dead dove you kinda have to use the same four variations because unfortunately some people can’t read or pretend they can’t. Dark content will touch all corners of a fandom on tumblr and that’s honestly unavoidable. People honestly don’t bother me for posting it. If anything, I get blocked and I have no idea. Ignorance is bliss.

And an OB!Yandere… That’s so terrifying… I think Riddle would work the best here knowing you dislike Ace as much as he does. Don’t look scared, he loves you!! I have written an OB!Leona fic which is a good example of how I tag my dark content/dead dove if you want to use it as a template or even see how you want to tag your posts!

I think it would be fun to write more yandere stuff as Halloween makes its way into summer. Ohhh… Summerween I love you…

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Azul’s gonna send us a gift box only for it to be a tentacle dildo with a little note attached saying: “you will need to practice for the real thing” 💔

Hello Alice. Hahaha!~! He’s such a charming man when he wants to be. I think it would be his way as offering you a gift for your… Intimate needs. Don’t be shy! It’s free of charge! This would be something he does in the dating stage with you. He’s far too awkward and bashful to ever make this attempt as friends, let alone acquaintances.

He does select the toy carefully. He judges the size and makes sure it’s as realistic as it can get when mimicking his own tentacles. Of course, the toy doesn’t have any natural slime or moisture but this is just for practice! He needs to make sure your body is accustomed to tentacle penetration before he decides to use her merform on you.

[frailbug]

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completely forgot this scene existed and now i’m going crazy reimagining it as jade 😭😭😭Hello😭😭😭especially because seb is only doing this for information LORDDDD sebastian why are you so goated 😭✌️

(original scene here)

Hello again Yasi! … I FORGOT THAT PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN BLACK BUTLER… I haven’t watched the anime in years and it’s been even longer since I read the manga. Do not ask me about The Emerald Witch the answer is I don’t know.

I do think it’s enchanting that Sebastian uses his body when he needs information from women. There are a few examples I can recall where Sebastian has seduced young ladies for the sake of his ‘Bocchan’. With Jade… I never see him as someone sleeping around but if we take this in a very specific direction… For the sake of obtaining what he needs I don’t seem him as above it.

Maybe you know something he needs answers to and he does sleep with you because of it. Only to button up his suit as you lay in a mess of sweat and cotton blankets wondering where he’s going.

He never said he was your boyfriend. You’re the one who let him into your bed. Don’t assume that sexual relations means that he loves you. He just thought it would be nice as he asked you a few questions.

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Hello!! I am the alice that asked abt Jack’s age, thank you for explaining!! I am actually quite new to the fandom. Sorry if that ask came off rude at all, I’m not good w tone over text! Take care!

Hello again Alice!! It's okay I promise!! I also try not to sound too passive aggressive when I answer questions because I try to assume everything is done in good faith. Some people need or want tone tags!! But also I am autistic so I assume everything over the internet sounds monotone when not typed in all caps. No enthusiasm to be had.

Of course, I will leave you with this; Remember to curate your own online experience. You are allowed to not like something you see. You are allowed to explore and be curious. And you are allowed to be liberal with your block button. If you dislike seeing the characters aged up in fanfiction that's a very valid response. If you do like it that's also very valid. The fandom experience is different for everyone so I wish you the best on navigating Twisted Wonderland!! I hope you find a favorite oshi and enjoy your time here!!~!!

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I have been thinking about something lately. I do hope it would not bother you, but could I change my.. (anon) emoji as a 🐟?

I'd like another name too, if possible? Haha... I'm just fond of nicknames in general.

Thank you greatly. ★

- 🐟 (🪸)

Hello... Finnley! I don't mind changing it around for you. I will also adjust you previous asks with the correct emoji!!

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Count your fucking days.

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Thoughts on pocket pussies, and who would use them while secretly thinking of us?

Hello Alice. Don't get me started... Too late I'm riled up. Oh my god. Ohhhhh... That's such a fantastic question. Once again to all my Alice; you guys are on fire. Is this the magic of Summer? Pride Month? After Exam Season High? A secret fourth thing?! I will offer my two cents... And I'll even be honest... May I?

tags: Azul Ashengrotto x gn!reader, reader is Yuu, I just can't help myself

As amazing as it would be to include literally every guy, that's too big of a task. So, I will give you Azul for today. Are you shocked? Sometimes I think of him and how he would react to sex.

Azul to me wouldn't be someone who's well versed in the world of masturbation. As he is someone who isn't very sturdy on two legs. Azul does eventually discover the wonders of the humble fleshlight. I like to think that he ordered one custom to your skintone as well. He has the money to spend. It's an amazing sight. The soft silicone folds aren't something that could ever compare to the real thing but he can't help but to taste it once he opens it fresh from the box.

The plastic taste makes him frown but in time it'll have the soapy fresh flavor and hints of salt from his skin and saliva. I think he definitely makes out with it, wishing it was your pussy instead. But he's already fucked up his potential relationship with you after taking Ramshackle. He knows you're still mad at him but he can mend things. He's still getting all his best cards in hand.

He likes to pretend it's real sex. He has photos of you saved to his phone thanks to Jade and some under the table payment to Rook. He coats it in clear lube, pushing it deep inside to let it leak and drip almost like a genuine hole. And sliding it over his cock makes his hips buck in delight. His glasses start sliding down the bridge of his nose and his face has gotten so hot and flushed he can't think straight.

It's reached a point of animalism where he wishes he had confidence to have sex in his merform. He wants to wrap you up in his tentacles and mate with you. But this silicone pussy is good enough for now.

The inside isn't hot enough. There's no subtle scratch of hair against his balls. It's not real enough. It's not enough.

The next day he starts frowning and pouting. Scrolling through his phone as Floyd peeks over feeling nosey. Azul had once again cracked the plastic shell on his fleshlight due to stress, anger, and a fantastic orgasm. He's stronger than people realize and he can't help but to mask that to appear less intimidating physically. Floyd just snickers behind him and hopes that Azul finds something sturdier. Or, maybe this is the octopi's chance to finally ask you out.

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Hello! Are you still going to write a smut alphabet for the s class utapri boys?

Hello Alice. The answer is yes! I have Ren buried in queue somewhere I was going to post it sooner but I had to rearrange things and go back and edit the post due to personal feelings… I wanted to change some stuff hehe.

I would like to write for all of Starish of course! If you have someone in Class S specifically you’re looking for it steers me in the direction of who to write next. Sensual, Sexy Mr. Itchy Nose…

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That fucking eel that i hate 🙄 /j

Hello Alice... When will we be freed from these shackles..?

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One thing that's always bothered me is how some of the characters in NRC would pay thier school fees? Like if NRC is as famous as they claim it is, then the tuition definitely ain't cheap either! And with broke characters such as ruggie, I do wonder how they manage to pay bcz as we all know Crowley is the type of person who wouldn't let a single madol slip outta his fingers!

Anyways, I do hope you're doing well!

Hello Alice! Thank you for the well wishes! I've been very tired recently... But I'll keep doing my best.

So, we do not have a current canon number for the tuition cost to enter Night Raven College. We also don't know what is all included in said tuition and school fees. Things like books, pens, school supplies, dorm key deposits, ect. We do know that students get a free uniform and have to pay for spares, and the cafeteria is mostly free other than some items requiring payment.

Deuce and Ruggie are both on scholarships and that covers... I assume everything that falls in line with their tuition? But for other misc. items to my knowledge other students have an allowance from their parents or recieve gifts. Ruggie is actively working odd jobs constantly and sends money home to his Grammy any time he has it. We know that Deuce is also very low income and we don't really see him working? But that doesn't mean he doesn't do little side jobs in his free time. The game isn't always centered around Ace and Deuce!

I think that it is very interesting world building and would be a fantastic topic in the Octavinelle light novel... If it existed... But so far this is all up to speculation, interpretation, and whatever else 'ation' you choose!!

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