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3. agonizing over the present
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top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
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the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948
i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember
You loved when Simon fucked you. I mean who wouldn't. He was huge, cock included. Tall and rugged and handsome in a scarred, mysterious, haunted kind of way.
But you especially loved it when he fucked you like this.
Head laid back against the pillows. Hips raised over his thighs. Sitting up as he fucked into you. Of course it felt great, it always did. But fuck... his chest.
Every thrust made the fat meat of his pecs bounce. It was hypnotising in a way. The jiggle as they lifted up, the crease against his ribs as they fell back down. You could stare at them all day, and you had, on occasion.
You ran your fingers up his hip as he rutted into you. Too focused on your cunt to notice your fixation. At least he was until you groped his chest. Cupping one pec in your hand and squeezing, thumb flicking over his nipple.
"God your tits are amazing..."
Simon's eyes widened slightly. His lips parting with a surprised whimper. Slamming deep as he came. Leaning over you, arms shaking as he tried to hold himself up.
"Lovie... you can't jus'..."
Normally he'd manhandle you easily. But for once you caught him by surprise. Mid orgasm and replaying the words over in his head you managed to flip him. Rolling on the bed so you could grind down on his cock. Still hot and pulsing inside you as he filled your cunt with cum.
"You like that?" You teased, now grabbing both tits. Jiggling them before pressing them together and groaning at the deep cleavage between. "Should get you a pretty bra for these things..."
He whined. Bright red all the way down to his chest. The scarred skin turning patchy with his blush. It was so adorable.
"Bet you're a bigger size than I am too... couldn't squeeze you into one of mine if you tried... tits would be spilling out..."
His back arched off the bed. Hands flying to your waist to stop you from moving. Unable to take the pleasure anymore. His now soft cock twitching every time you clenched. Cum oozing out and dripping down his balls.
"Maybe a pretty dress too..."
Now was you turned to be shocked. Gasping in surprise when he jolted. Entire body tense as he came again, this time dry. He hadn't even been hard this time.
"Good girl."
In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.
"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go
reader who inhales some experimental aphrodisiac while on the latest mission.
the transport home is awkward to say the least. you’re whimper, humping your seat lamely while you’ve practically soaked through your panties, cargos, and down onto the seat itself.
“eyes forward, men.” says price from the drivers seat. his calm demeanor gives nothing away if it weren’t for his sweating palms that have a death grip on the drivers wheel.
you whine- a fucking delicious and needy whine. “please…please captain…please can someone help me? please? pleasepleasepleaseplease?”
“oh lord,” mutters soap from beside you. his eyes are oddly focused on the pattern of the roof. “lord please give me the strength right now.” his fingers twitch with ache and his leg is anxiously bouncing up and down. he continues to mumble prayers- which is odd since soap isn’t known to be a religious man.
“please- please it’s so hot. need to take these off. please,” you beg, hands fumbling with the button and zipper of your cargos.
“stop it, kid. Kyle, soap, hold ‘er down.”
gaz and soap look at each other, face full of emotion- uncomfortableness, concern, arousal?
“S-sir…don’t think it’s a good idea for me to touch the lass right now.” Soap admits, taking a slow and deep breath as his eyes unwillingly stare you up and down.
Gaz steps up. Not because he’s eager to touch you, not because he needs an excuse to get his hands on you- but because he genuinely believes that if anyone can have the restraint, it would be him. “I’ve got it, sir.”
he bunches your hands together by the wrist, bringing it away from your pants that are left unzipped but still fully on.
you let out a broken sob that just breaks his heart but stiffens his dick. “Nonononono, just a little touch please? please? Hurts s’bad. Need to…just once, please?”
gaz gulps, and for a second his grip loosens on your wrist. “Garrick!”
gaz jerks, meeting the stare of his lieutenant who’s sweating at the base of his mask. “we’re almost there. keep it together.”
you squirm, crossing and uncrossing your legs in any attempt for a piece of friction that is just never enough.
the rest of the ride is painfully silent, each man thinking the same thing but none of them willing it out loud. It feels like ages when the transport is finally parked at the base and three heads turn to their captain for his decision.
“Her quarters, now.”
rubbing my hands like a fly rn
"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you
this is so cool!!
no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice
"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
The safehouse is quiet in that rare way it only gets after a night off. Most of the team turned in hours ago, but you and Simon Riley ended up lingering in the kitchen with a half-finished bottle of cheap whisky someone smuggled back from deployment.
Simon doesn’t drink much. Everyone knows that.
Which is exactly why it’s a bit surreal seeing him like this.
He’s slouched back in the chair across from you, mask pushed up just enough to drink earlier and now sitting crooked on his face. His hair’s a mess, the short blond strands sticking up like he’s run his hands through it a hundred times.
You swirl what’s left in your glass, watching him.
Simon’s staring at you.
Not in the usual guarded way, either. No tension in his shoulders, no scanning the room like he’s expecting someone to kick the door in. Just… looking.
“You alright there, L.T.?” you ask.
He hums.
Not a word. Just a low little sound in the back of his throat as he keeps staring.
“Simon.”
“Hmm?”
“You’re staring.”
“Am not.”
“You are.”
He tilts his head slightly, considering that like it’s a complicated tactical question.
“Maybe a bit,” he admits, voice rougher than usual.
The alcohol’s gotten to him just enough to loosen his tongue. His accent’s thicker now too—northern vowels heavier, consonants a bit lazy.
You lean your elbow on the table.
“What’s so interesting then?”
Simon shrugs slowly, gaze dropping for a moment before lifting again.
“You,” he says simply.
You snort.
“Right. Sure.”
“Serious.”
The way he says it makes you pause.
There’s no teasing in his tone. No usual sarcasm. Just blunt honesty.
He drags a hand down his face, fingers catching on the edge of his mask before letting it fall back against his chin.
“You ever think,” he starts, voice slow, “about how you’ve got everyone wrapped round your little finger?”
“That’s definitely not true.”
“Is.”
He gestures vaguely at you with his glass.
“Price listens to you. Soap does whatever you ask. Gaz too.”
“That’s called teamwork, Simon.”
“Mm.”
He doesn’t sound convinced.
A quiet beat passes.
Then he leans forward a little, elbows on the table.
“Reckon you’d be good at bossin’ people around,” he says.
You blink.
“I already do.”
“Nah,” he mutters. “Different kind.”
Your eyes narrow.
“What kind?”
Simon squints like he’s trying to decide if he should say something.
The whisky clearly makes that decision for him.
“The kind where you tell someone to stay put,” he murmurs, voice lower now. “Or get on their knees.”
You nearly choke on your drink.
“Simon.”
“What?”
“You’re drunk.”
“Little bit.”
He doesn’t look embarrassed in the slightest.
If anything, he seems thoughtful.
“Think I’d like it,” he adds.
“Like what?”
“Being told what to do.”
You stare at him.
He’s completely serious.
Simon Riley—six-foot-something, terrifying in the field, the man half the task force is scared of—is sitting at the kitchen table casually confessing he’d enjoy being bossed around.
“Right,” you say slowly. “We’re definitely blaming the alcohol for this conversation.”
Simon chuckles under his breath.
Low. Warm.
“Probably.”
But he doesn’t take it back.
Instead he leans back in his chair again, tipping his head toward the ceiling like he’s thinking hard about something.
“You’d be good at it though,” he continues after a moment.
“I’m not entertaining this.”
“Just sayin’.”
He looks back at you, eyes half-lidded but focused.
“Got that voice, y’know.”
“What voice?”
“The one you use when you’re givin’ orders.”
Your face feels warmer now.
“That’s my normal voice.”
“Mm,” Simon says, unconvinced.
Another quiet moment passes.
Then he mutters, almost to himself—
“Wouldn’t mind you tellin’ me to stay still.”
You pinch the bridge of your nose.
“Oh my god.”
“What?”
“You’re literally my superior officer.”
“Technically.”
“Simon.”
He tilts his head again, studying your reaction like this is fascinating.
“Just talkin’.”
“You’re talking about being dominated.”
“By you.”
“Simon.”
“What?”
He doesn’t even look apologetic.
Instead he grins faintly, the expression small but genuine.
“You’re actin’ like I said something weird.”
“You did.”
He hums again.
“Alright then.”
He rests his cheek in his hand.
“Hypothetically.”
“No.”
“Hypothetically,” he continues anyway, ignoring you completely, “if someone—say you—told me to lie back and behave…”
You push your chair back slightly.
“Simon Riley.”
He keeps going.
“…maybe sit on my face a bit—”
“SIMON.”
He blinks at you.
“What?”
“You cannot just say that.”
“Why not?”
“Because we work together!”
“Yeah.”
“And you’re drunk!”
“Also yeah.”
He considers you for a second longer before adding casually—
“Still mean it though.”
You stare at him in disbelief.
“Please go to bed.”
Simon lets out a quiet laugh.
“Bossy.”
“That wasn’t an invitation.”
“Shame.”
He pushes himself up from the table, swaying just slightly before steadying.
As he walks past you toward the hallway, he pauses.
Then he leans down just a bit closer, voice dropping into a conspiratorial murmur.
“Y’know,” he says softly, “if you ever did want to boss me around…”
You groan.
“Simon.”
He grins again, eyes bright despite the alcohol.
“…reckon I’d behave real nice for you.”
Then he strolls off toward the bedrooms like he didn’t just detonate the most unhinged conversation of your life.
And judging by the smug little glance he throws over his shoulder—
he might not be as drunk as he’s pretending.
part two