» you’re like my yo-yo, that glowed in the dark what made it special—what made it dangerous...
(so i bury it and forget!)
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@kelfuffle
» you’re like my yo-yo, that glowed in the dark what made it special—what made it dangerous...
(so i bury it and forget!)
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literally you don’t understand i love their tag pics So Much
"Here you go, pumpkin!" Mari hands him his flawlessly wrapped present. It's a jersey signed by his favorite basketball player. "No forgeries here! I went and got it myself." -[hikikomari]
" woah-hoooooh! " kel shakes the jersey out, admiring it and the signature on the fabric. " this is so cool! how'd you magic this up?! i couldn't go to the last game with that team... oh man, oh man! " he's jumping, jogging in place, hugging the shirt to his chest, then cheers, lightly patting mari's shoulder, then hugging her too. " all the kids at school are gonna be SO jealous! haha, heck yeah!! thanks, mari, you're the best!! "
( @hikikomari )
Hey Kel did you hear that Coke has made their own orange and coffee soda? Do you think that the big brand can hold up to classic Orange Joe?
“ that is... a very important question! normally, i’d save it for another time, but it just so happens i have a can of orange flavored coke right here. ”
punctuated by the distinct sound of a can being opened, and bottoms up! he takes a big swig of the soda, lets it sit in his mouth; his cheeks puff a bit as the flavor really sinks in. a sagely nod, another, and swallow!
“ huh! ” kel smiles. “ yeah, okay. it tastes less like orange soda than i thought it would, but you can definitely get the little hints. guess it’s still coca-cola deep down... i’d probably drink this sometimes, but nothing comes close to the king of citrus for me! you want some orange joe, too? i got a whole three cans from the vending machine! ”
notsobubbly:
“I’m Ken’s big brother.” Oh boy, this kid is one of the curious ones. Well, that’s fine, just means it’ll take a little longer. But he’s persistent, he’ll get this done. “And you might wanna watch your own behaviour, then, people think you two are friends because of how often you follow him around.”
“But I digress, I just don’t want your blabbermouth causing any trouble for my cute little brother, ok?”
“ brother?! really? ”
he guesses he can kind of see it. the hair, the weird vibes... kel hopes ken didn’t learn how to handle dogs from this guy though. geez. on that note, something’s totally fishy. the ball moves from his hands to under his right arm as he thinks vaguely on what to say, a hum tilting his head to the side.
“ so you want me to just... let him get away with it? ” his left arm raised, he argues, “ but like, he totally hurt vance! and broke the tetherball, and hurt my dog hector, and all the kids hate going to the playground when he’s around now! shouldn’t you be all, ‘now ken, you gotta play nice,’ and not whatever-this-is? that’s what my brother does with me when i would act up. ”
notsobubbly:
“You’re Kel?” That’s not a real question, he’s sure this one is Kel. It was mostly to get his attention. Having your height halved by a wheelchair is a problem when you want someone to notice you.
However, it’s very useful in keeping people’s attention once he has it. He hates being a source of pity for others, but it certainly keeps them looking at him.
Osamu pulls out a wad of cash - kids are actually more easily bribed this way than with flat 100$ bills, they think it’s cooler looking - and holds it out towards him. “I want you to keep certain things you may have seen Ken do to yourself, ok? I don’t want it getting around town.” And back to Mom…
it’s not every day someone comes up to you with a wad of cash! kel, who’d been trying to spin and balance a basketball on his finger, stops what he’s doing once he hears osamu’s approach.
“ huh? wha? ” sure, he might’ve taken all that money, but when ken’s name is mentioned, kel’s expression turns confused. can’t just accept it without more information! “ why do you care about ken? are you one of his friends? i didn’t think he had any to be honest... well - at least ‘cause of the way he acts here. he’s been acting like a jerk ever since i met him! - anyway, what gives? ”
and why are you so stinking rich?! but kel doesn’t say that.
kel knows no gender. only orange joe
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
August 6th 2021
12 am Eastern Time (US)
4am UTC
5am BST/London
6am Central Europe Time
7am Moscow Standard Time
9:30 Indian Standard Time
12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western
1:00 pm Japan Standard Time
1:30 pm Australian Cental time
2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time
August 5th 2021
11pm Central Time (US)
10pm Mountain Time (US)
9pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!
Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a
reminder that this is happening very soon! I will definitely be a part of it
Also remember that if you are doing so doing it silently won’t help. They need to be explicity told. Tell Tumblr why, Twitter works well for that, other social medias may too.
youve got one character trait and one character trait only: being funny.
whether or not canon fleshed out your character is irrelevant, you are treated as comic relief in fanon. and i will be entirely honest, you carry most fanfics on your back. thank you for your service.
if i were to give you a song, i'd choose,
"Hermit the Frog" by MARINA or "There's Something Happening" by Jack Stauber :]
a sentiment expressed in the tags already but damn... if aubrey, sunny and omori get some sad comics i dont know if im ready for kel 😭
YO DJ PUMP THIS PARTY 🌦🎉💭🎊
happy bday trauma boyzzz
Every time we encountered Aubrey I could only think of this
we’re having a laugh with @cookiemedic!
“ yes. yes i am. observe! ”
wow, he does not want to do this. but if it’s for a joke, then why not? just think of it like raw ramen blocks. crunchy, flavorless, and totally-a-candy! what more could the people want?
kel opens the box of rice-a-roni. he spills some dry rice-a-roni in his palm. down the hatch.
crrrrunch.
“ mmm - MMMM. ” THIS SUCKS. “ so tasty! JUST like a pixy stick! ”
traumapathy:
he thinks back to his inception; when one had become two. the memory is not nearly as agonizing to recollect as anything regarding that wretched instrument of his, but it hurts nonetheless, “i remember… water. being surrounded by water… a lake. i remember the fear he felt in that moment… the absolute TERROR. i remember not sharing any of it… i didn’t feel it. all i felt was… pain? but then… i remember… a light. everything grew brighter, and before i knew it… she had saved me; not him, but… me… because she thought i was him. and yet, right then and there… i knew… for what she had accomplished, i knew no one would ever see her the way i did. no one would ever see the way she had hurt me - hurt us. that… is the earliest memory of mine; that isn’t shared with him, that is.”
“ huh? ... oh! ” context makes the memory clearer. that day at the lake, where he and hero would climb the statue again and again to jump off; sunny’s tepid attempt to join turned near-death experience.
it’s a good thing mari jumped in so quickly, he thinks to himself. what she did to sunny - and, omori - though... was it about the violin? was it about the drowning?
“ right, i remember that day. sorry i kept egging sunny on to jump off the statue - i just wanted sunny to have fun instead of sitting off to the side, but maybe i read the mood wrong? definitely didn’t end well, eheh. well - i’m glad the both of you are alive. ”
“ that was kind of scary... but you protected sunny from that fear, didn’t you, omori? you must care about him a lot, huh? ”