Noah Kahan
Cosmic Funnies
Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
gracie abrams
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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YOU ARE THE REASON
almost home
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oozey mess
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@kellegendwentworth
the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks
I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there mustāve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible
the breeder told me heās been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs heās working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes heās working with something that gives. them a blue tone theyāre gorgeous
I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish
clown hatchery
@korbydaze
Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer fromĀ āwanting humans to have their basic needs metā disorder, where I care about people who arenāt me.
Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in āhealthcare tourismā where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, Iād actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.
Despite being a near-constant pop culture staple for fifty years, Scooby-Doo has managed to keep their main cast pretty much the same as in its original conception. Fred is the leader and trap guy, Velmaās the brain, Shaggy and Scooby are the comedic cowardly foodies. The exception to this rule is Daphne, who has had a completely different personality in each major incarnation of the show- a multitalented badass in Whatās New Scooby-Doo, a rich little brat in A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, an eclectic weirdo in Be Cool, Scooby-Doo... so on an so forth. This change occurs because while the rest of the gangās personalities have strong presence in the 1969 series, Daphneās personality in the original cartoon was āhot girl.ā This goes to show how boiling a characterās entire existence down to their gender and/or appearance leads to characters being bland and one-dimensional, and as in the case with Scooby-Doo, this poor writing happens most often to female characters. In this essay I will
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52504187
Teslaās founder Elon Musk wiped $14bn off its value after tweeting its share price was too high in his opinion.
The tweet also knocked $3bn off Mr Muskās own stake in Tesla as investors promptly bailed out of the company.
āTesla stock price is too high imo,ā he said, one of several tweets that included a vow to sell his possessions.
In other tweets, he said his girlfriend was mad at him, while another simply read: āRage, rage against the dying of the light of consciousness.ā
my man has won meltdown may on day 1
He did it to short the stock.Ā
Basically what that means is he had a bunch of stock, sold it at the high price, tweeted this shit, prices dropped, and he rebought his stock back at the low price. When prices increase again, he can do the same shit all over again.
Executives do this all the time. Not necessarily through tweets, but if they have insider information that the stockās about to drop, theyāll do this. Tell everyone who has shares (usually employees) not to sell because the price will go up, secretly sell all of yours over the weekend, and then on Monday, crash the stock, and buy again at the low price while all your employees lose the entire value.
This wasnāt Elon Musk fucking around and being an idiot. This was the calculated move of an executive looking to make more cash and score a slightly higher score of riches.
Like always, eat the rich.
Rich people aint shit
annoying as fuck
I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things
when quarantine is over dont ask me if im free just say when and where
covid19 is exposing that everything we think is real like money and politicians and celebrities is totally made up and the things that actually are real like human compassion and social consciousness and love are genuinely necessary for survival
Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.
like, iām pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but iām yet to actually see anĀ āiconicā tiktok. like people always caption likeĀ āthis tiktok is ICONICā but iāve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok iāve seen has had any actual staying power
meanwhile i can just say like āROAD work ahead?ā and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guyās voice. i still see people tag things likeĀ āi wish i was jared, 19ā³. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by sayingĀ āhi, iām renata bliss, and iāll be your freestyle dance teacherā
i guess brevity really is the soul of wit
ppl who pit goth girls and barbie girls against each other are miniature-brained. we are two sides of the same coin
i get so many compliments from goth girls like iāll literally be abt to tell them i love their outfit and theyāll beat me to itĀ šthey Get It
if i donāt know anyone/have anyone to talk to at a social function and i spot or am spotted by a goth girl we immediately gravitate toward each other and startĀ a conversation. like every time
smth about the mutual recognition of choosing commitment to the concept over not getting looked at like youāre nuts lol. like okay clearly you have your priorities straight, whatās up
Ppl think the scale goes like this
But really it goes like this
This is so funny bc at first i just thought you were calling ppl clowns for not committing to one color and then I realized that literal actual clowns rly are on the end of the spectrum, wearing as many colors at a time as possible ššššššššš
Itās Day #2 of home-from-work, so I made this.
bottom right is wizards
lmao homeboy STRUGGLED
Idk who he is but I love him
This feels like a cartoon
This is literally what itās like to own a rabbit tho
This part got me so bad i had to gif it
the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this
this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like
being boring isnāt a bad thing. you donāt have to impress anyone. live simply. let go.
There is no shortage. There is plenty of everything. If everyone buys normally then everyone will get some. There will be a shortage because people hoard items and there is nothing for anyone else. You are literally causing the shortage.
