worlds biggest fan of a decent sammich

21 - she/they

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[babbydriver]

lots of rational and good decisions being made by my crew here

[piratemadi]

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

[piratemadi]

[metanavi]

+ a secret, third thing

[future-crab]

[aquasine0]

dog otis

[passionpeachy]

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

[winged-void]

so fellow princesses. I'm getting the vibe that we're not doing so hot.

[sunforgrace]

me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

[jeniffercheck]

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[hypotenussy]

[freakoutgirl]

damn the sadness really does last forever

[freakoutgirl]

Didn't mean to use that picture

[hispanicdisorder]

what's his #?

[freakoutgirl]

are you asking me for Jensen Ackles' number

[ovur]

Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

[st5lker]

this loser has abs

[ovur]

Yeah I'll go. It wouldn't be the first time no one wants me around.

[relelvance]

And take that nasty cigarette with you

[evilvillain123456789]

Just bought a live butterfly off alibaba and I made it fly back to wherever its green ass came from

[the-xenogender-painter]

this post has been painted with the xenogender genderfool!

[evilvillain123456789]

What?

[adonischildsupportcase]

[smallshrimphell]

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

[3000s]

im like if someone who had a fetish for being helpless was also a control freak

[haahka]

[inthesensethat]