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I do stuff :3 • silly little goober person • new obsession every 3 months • if i keep changing my profile its because i'm in between obsessions

[kellogstwix]

music has stopped making the noise go quiet and it's fucking nauseating

[winged-void]

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

[winged-void]

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

[kellogstwix]

tch, like you know anything 😒

[kellogstwix]

life is short. fall in love with your mutual you only talked to 2 days ago.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I SENTENCE YOU TO SEVEN HOURS OF SLEEP AND A GOOD BREAKFAST!

[kellogstwix]

it's really funny reading this after pulling an all nighter for literally no fucking reason and having nothing in the fridge to eat 😭

[kellogstwix]

i need to stop getting crushes on people that give me even the slightest amount of affection it's pathetic and pitiful

such is the life of a tgirl :/

[kellogstwix]

THE GUY IN CVS CALLED ME A LADY AS WE WERE CHECKING OUT OH MY GOD

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[kellogstwix]

holy shit you're right

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[swagophile]

"the ai bubble is really big amd scary and could have-" [hears the word Bubble and thibks about blowing bubbles and smiles so wide and gets really happy] do you want to play in the grass with me?

[kellogstwix]

YES!!!!

[milksparrow]

[kellogstwix]

nothing like a little traditional pen and paper to stop the overwhelming thoughts of yearning

[kellogstwix]

does anyone else find it really hard not to laugh when their divorced parents argue and then one of them counters the other so perfectly? asking for a friend

[kellogstwix]

WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[kellogstwix]

all nighter + toast with goat cheese and honey + fruit overstimulation videos + matcha tea with 3 teabags in it

aaaAAAAHGHGHGHHHH

[kellogstwix]

alright i'm listening to michael jackson now which is helping a little bit i think maybe

[swagophile]

American: [seeing a commuter bus for the first time] Wow thats the biggest car ive ever seen. Its long like a hot dog instead of being short like a hamburger. They should make a version of these with guns

[kellogstwix]

"American" >:( fucking hate that guy

(Hi, it's me, i'm unfortunately american)

[kellogstwix]

all nighter + toast with goat cheese and honey + fruit overstimulation videos + matcha tea with 3 teabags in it

aaaAAAAHGHGHGHHHH

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I have a CNC meter and yes both types fill it up and no I'm not getting any of either right now either let me in the machine shop or hold me down and fuck it out of me or let me blow off that steam on you

[kellogstwix]

girl...

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

am I wrong

[kellogstwix]

....no