McCucumber

THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER OH GOD....I LOVE IT SO FUUCUCUCUCUUCKKKING MUUCH

dirty-little-fanfricker

Day 12: Tight Spaces

Pairing: Lustberry

Word Count: 1,047

Rating: Sexual Content, Nsfw, +18 only

Tag: Blue, Lust, Wall fucking, well fucked, Sanscest, Selfcest, Dubcon

This was very much inspired by @slimeybonez comic! I loved it so much and I love their design for Lust and Berry! It was fricken great! I think I’m in love!

Oh! This will not be posted posted on AO3 UNTIL the end of October! I wanted to post it all together!

Feel free to send in requests of what pairing and what you wanna see! My inbox is wide open!

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OPEN RP

sans giggled teasingly, “I’m all yours komaeda..so quit playing around”

oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*

c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch

now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?

sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”

then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??

devilparty

*Nicki steps in*

What is going on?? Sans?

Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”

Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*

Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”

a..are you lying to me??

*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!

i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.

*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.

stop!! youre lying to me sans… you dont love me. you wouldnt do this if you did. i cant do this anym-more

*he goes to grab his arm but stops* I’m sorry…this is what I deserve isn’t it…I..I’m a bad little bone man..this is all my fault..

STOP IT SANS!! *komaeda pushes him away and opens the front door qnd breaks into tears* i was… i was going to propose to you!!! i cant believe this… sans. we are through..

Please. Don’t go. I want a life with you. I want to be with you because I. I love you komeada. Everytime I see a star I’m reminded of your eyes and when I pass a flower on the road I think of your smile. You are my everything. You are my world. What is Love if it isn’t with you? Please don’t leave me.

I said.. ENOUGH!!!! i cant do this anymore!!!!! I CANT TRUST YOU SANS!!!! *komaeda pulls out his gun* Why??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

*sans jumps at the gun* I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME? *he clenches his fist and laughs* I’m doing this because…because I’m pregnant with YOUR KID.

I-WHA-.. What??? how? how is this possible? you didnt think to tell me until NOW??? why?! WHY?????? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!

*his voice breaks as he explains* I was scared! What if I told you and you left! I don’t want to be alone, you are all I have. why don’t you get that!

WHY WOULD I LEAVE YOU????? before allof this… i dreamed of having a family with you.. why wouldnt you tell me… i LOVED YOU!!!!! but i cant love you anymore after this…. i… *starts sobbing*

you don’t want to love me anymore huh? After we were so intimate…your gonna leave me huh..? Well. Fine, but..before you go let me ask you something…

do you wanna have a bad time

sans? what?

Goodbye…my love…. *sans kills komaeda*

*he slides agaisnt the wall and hits the ground* it’s..it’s just me and you now kid… *he looks at his pregnant stomach and sobs violently*

*ghost komaeda is sobbing and rubbing sans belly even though sans cant feel it. why did it have to end this way?*

*he looks up at the sky sighing* in another life..in another timeline..I’ll treat you right..I promise.

nyax-50-lopez

nvm found it XD

I ACTUALLY STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCH THAT I PISSED MYSELF AND PASSED OUT HELP

kinkysans

Kinktober 2018 10. Hair-pulling | Waxplay | Micro/Macro | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Soon Red will be forgiven… or not xD

Hahaha I was like: Daamn I would love to see hair-pulling with some Red and Sans... and then... I realized.... Great art tho!

theshitneyspears

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

radomnicestuff

LET’S GO

LETSSSS GOOO

sunflower-cane

If your parents get offended when you leave the house to hang out with friends, theyre not being good parents

If they try to stop you by either guilting you into staying inside, or threatening you, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents try to make you believe anyone you hang out with hates you, isnt actually your friend, shouldnt be around you, and that you should just stay home all the time, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents try to make you believe that the only people that will ever actually love you/be there for you is them, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents ban sleepovers and never let you out of the house for parties, after school activities, etc, regardless of your age, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents try to tell you that if you ever hang out with anyone it has to be at your house because they dont trust you/anyone and try to scare you into believing you cant trust other people, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents take the idea of you dorming in college as an attack on them/betrayal, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents take the idea of you moving out as an attack on them, betrayal, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents dont like the idea of you leaving the house, even for things of importance like school or doctor appointments, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents take offense to you ever getting a partner, or to the idea that you like someones home/being out of the house, theyre not being good parents.

If your parents try to constantly keep you to themselves, trying to isolate you and make sure you can never leave the house, or get offended when you like being around anyone thats not them/being anywhere thats not with them. They are not good parents.

Dont let them tell you this is normal, its not. This isnt them being ~overprotective~ theyre being controlling, and these things can easily be seen as abusive.

You deserve to have friends, you deserve to love others and to go places and do things and leave your home, youre not hurting or insulting your parents by being a person, and your parents shouldnt see it as an attack. If they do, it is because youre showing freedom and they want control over you.

Normal parents are happy when you find a partner, normal parents are happy when youre invited to birthday parties and sleep overs, normal parents dont get unbelievably angry over the idea of you moving out. Normal parents do not keep you from school, afterschool activities, hobbies and so on, theyre suppose to encourage you. Theyre suppose to be there for you when you start discovering yourself, not keep you from that because they cant handle the idea of you being more than a part of them.

Im so sorry if your parents have hurt you like this, or have kept you from being able to leave the house and make connections with others, you deserve to be yourself and to go out when you want and do what you want.

I can't wait to be finally 18, move out and never look back...

lesbianplebeian-blog

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

suncoloredzen

monokumafiles

happy sunday

I ACTUALLY CRIED... IVE GOT SO EMOTIONAL PPLEASE SOMEONE HUG MEE

maverickflare

i’ll update this later, but for now. here’s a list w links to the current ninjago playlists ive done. each has eight songs.

lloyd

jay

cole

nya

morro

griffin turner

poly ninja

morronin

peachdoxie

Venom (2018) - “Ride to Hospital” deleted scene

stujet9

@tumbly-waterdragon

simonsoys

Getting those Gaster headcanons out here before the rest of Deltarune smashes them all lol

I like imagining him as being a big sweetie pie goober, if a little wordy and pretentious.

BUT also absolutely horrifying at all times

He doesn’t move like a normal monster. He mostly teleport-walks silently to wherever you are like Watson (never in your range of vision, you just turn and BAM he’s there).

When he’s in a room, the light bulbs tend to flicker and go out because his void body is absorbing the room’s energy. Also bad for cell service and battery life. If you see one light out at the end of the hallway, chances are he’s standing there. Even when you can’t see him.

His body shakes and has rapid mini-seizures, making it look like he’s glitching out.

He clips through walls and floors accidentally sometimes. Sometimes he gets stuck there. Sometimes he absorbs chairs.

His body sometimes folds unnaturally through itself, but after a good nap it tends to straighten out.

He doesn’t appear in the real world all the time, depending on the fun value of the timeline, but he can still show up in mirrors, or in photos. Similarly, his voice can come through speakers. His speech is loud, terrifying gibberish to most people.

He forgets when people can see him, so sometimes he does weird stuff like stand outside of peoples windows staring in.

He basically turns wherever he’s at into a survival horror game, except that he doesn’t want to do anything to you except ask if you want a Werther’s.