Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson

Hi babies! I am Kelly Q E Hudson, a 30-year-old full-grown woman. I am a writer/producer for original content on AdultSwim.com (The Trash Heap, folks!) and a performer at the UCB Theatre. I live in Brooklyn Heights. You are officially filled in. Now look at the things I post. www.teenwheels.biz www.fudsmenu.com Twitter: @citizenhudson

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[jondaly]

Mondays are a bear.

[kellyqehudson]

cannot get over this photo haha

[thecomedybureau]

Great News, the New Show from the 30 Rock Team of Tina Fey, Tracey Wigfield, and Robert Carlock, Premieres Tonight

NBC did let Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt get away. 

However, it would seem that they’re not going to make the same mistake with another show from the minds behind 30 Rock. 

So, with that in mind, catch the series premiere of Great News, the new show from Fey, Wigfield and Carlock (who delighted us all for years at the aforementioned 30 Rock) tonight at 9PM on NBC.

From the promo, there’s promise of something that could be really good here.

[kellyqehudson]

WATCH TONIGHT!!!! MY HUSBAND WORKED ON THIS AND IT’S GONNA BE FUNNY AND THEY’RE SHOWING TWO EPISODES IN A ROW!

[funnyordie]

Lake County Sheriff’s Department Asserts Total Dominance

The Sheriff of Florida’s Lake County is back with his men in ski masks to once again assert total dominance over everyone. Watch the original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws6lcTeX2uI

[kellyqehudson]

HAHAHAHAHA

[90210stupid]

[funnyordie]

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Mouthwatering ad for Mar-a-Lago’s beautiful chocolate cake.

[funnyordie]

Bryce Harper Is Excited For Baseball

Baseball season is about to return, so it only makes sense that famous MLB player Bryce Harper would be excited for it. It’s his job.

[thecomedybureau]

Julio Torres Puts on a Deadpan Comedy Clinic in Late Night Debut

These days, deadpan comedy is having a bit of very satisfying uptick. 

Case in point: Julio Torres and this late night stand-up debut on last night’s Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Watch and enjoy the silliness and stillness blend together effortlessly here.

[funnyordie]

[funnyordie]

Funny Or Die is ALIVE tonight at UCB Sunset. It’s going to be an awesome show with special guest CHRIS KATTAN. Get your tickets at the link below!

*Tickets*

[kellyqehudson]

See y’all tonight!

[funnyordie]

Watch: Liberal CNN Clown Gets Owned By Soaking Wet Trump Surrogate

This soaking wet Trump surrogate destroys a liberal CNN news anchor while talking about the Russia scandal.

[npr]

Racist Assault At A Child's Birthday Party Yields Long Prison Terms In Georgia

The defendants, who have three children together, wept as a judge sentenced them to a combined 19 years in prison for their role in a white supremacist group's rampage.

[kellyqehudson]

justice! and what looks like some real and actual remorse.

[funnyordie]

Horny Moments In History: John Glenn’s Mercury 6 Mission

On February 20, 1962, Astronaut John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth. The experience was deeply erotic!

[kellyqehudson]

I wrote this!

[funnyordie]

Trump’s To-Do List

[kellyqehudson]

Holy shit you’re ruining the oval office desk real bad!

[kellyqehudson]

PJ Media’s recent sponsored ad where they let me know that they are a shitty bullshit website and i shouldn’t visit them. The “PJ” stands for Pajamas. For real.