JINKIES !

[wycttm]

RT @magdawolfe: @ginnytonic @lilroro mine was when glee ended and i finally knew peace

[turing-tested]

[kelsocd]

“I’ve been watching so many videos about drama in the makeup community I forgot that in the real world no one is actually that dramatic.” Letting herself flop down beside Saige on the grass, enjoying the warmth of the day from their spot in the park, she turned to her friend. “Though I think I’ve never been happier that I’m not much of a lipstick girl. If I ever got a hair in my brand new lipstick I think I would actually lose my mind.” She shook her head, nose wrinkling at the thought. “Anyway, you got weed?” @scige

[kelsocd]

“Wanna see a picture I got sent this morning?” The diner was relatively quiet that night, hardly anyone inside other than a few people at the counter and Romy sitting across the booth from Elias, picking at her fries. She unlocked her phone, pulling up twitter and turning her phone towards Elias once she’d found the conversation in her DMs. “The guy said he could’ve sent a dick pic but I give off the vibe that I would enjoy this more.” This happened to be a redesigned beanie baby with the head of a giraffe, the body of a bear, and the legs replaced by the ends of fishtails. “Should I send him a picture of my tits as a thank you?” @eliaspxton

[kelsocd]

“So what kind of film is this again?” She stood barefoot in the middle of an open field, clad in shorts and a tanktop she’d stopped pulling up midway, the only lights around them being the moon and her phone flashlight that she’d given Greta. Beside her lay an oversized mascot head, giving her flashbacks of high school and the summers she worked as a theme park mascot. She could almost feel the summer heat making strands of her hair stick to her neck and forehead. Her nose wrinkled at the memory. “Is it a weird furry kink thing or a weird vegan thing?” @grctas

[kelsocd]

The knock on the door distracted her from the Netflix browsing she’d been doing, and she was grateful for it. There were only so many words she could take in her current emotional state of apathy without them blurring entirely together. When she got to the door, it was already half open, Romeo slipping in with a snarky remark about her unlocked door and handing her the box of pizza he’d been holding. She hadn’t even realized that she hadn’t locked it when she came back from class. “I’m in the middle of a porn shoot actually, in about five minutes the guy playing my boyfriend is gonna walk in and catch me cheating so, drop your pants, Juliet.” She opens the box, taking out a slice and letting the box drop onto the coffee table. “I got some stuff from this guy my psychology class. Brownie bits with weed butter, want one?” @rcmcos

[kelsocd]

Walking into the small flower shop between classes had become somewhat of a habit for Romy, at least whenever Leo was working. Currently, she had just finished her second and final class of the day, and instead of heading back to her dorm, she detoured the other way, stepping into the shop instead. The smell of the various floral arrangements she passed put a small bounce in her step, always having enjoyed being surrounded by it. Once she reached the counter, she hopped up, picking a daisy from the decorative pot next to the register. “I’m here to be entertained.” She gives Leo a smile, plucking a petal from the daisy and letting it drop. “Anyone wild come in today? @leofcwler

[kelsocd]

agncsreid‌.

Grin so wide it could only belong to a person who was drunk and high by the time they had arrived at the strip club, Agnes was definitely already enjoying herself as she slung an arm around Romy, entering through pink beaded curtains as she returned from the toilets. “Isn’t this place great? I was just in the bathroom and some girl offered me MD. Haven’t taken it yet, though. Saving it for a rainy day. Or like, a really boring music set.” She let her arm drift down, pushing back dark hair held out of her face by sparkly barrettes, breath smelling faintly of cigarettes. @kelsoed

“I hope you know that if you don’t share that when you finally take it I’m going to be extremely upset. Sammi Sweetheart meltdown levels of upset,” she warns, looking at the stage. The dancer wasn’t doing much just yet, crawling along the front of the stage, allowing various hands to place dollar bills in her bra. “Should we interview? I feel like we would thrive here.” She sits at an empty table, tugging Agnes into the seat beside her. “I’m gonna go full Dianna Agron in Bare and buy myself a wig and everything.”

[kelsocd]

wickcddreams‌.

The crime level was not something Kaeden had expected of a small town like Livingstone. His childhood memories were filled with staying out after dark without his mother worrying about his safety but then again she was too wasted most of the times to even bother. Speaking of wasted, she was late for their meeting. As usual. Though the deputy was ready to let that slip if she brought him information, as promised. “So?” He went straight to it.

The walk into the diner felt like pulling teeth for Romy, wanting nothing to do with this whole ordeal. Being an informant went against everything in her, never having been one to trust any sort of authority. She almost wanted the man to expose her secret, repercussions be damned as long as she was no longer firmly under his thumb like a mouse trapped in the deadly tangle of a snake. Sliding into the booth in front of him, she set a carefully bored expression upon her face, though it still did little to hide her irritation at having to be here. “Wow, not even a hello kiss? So impatient, I usually like men to buy me dinner before I let them attempt to be demanding. I like some chitchat first, you know? A little foreplay.”

[scigebabadook]

ツ for romy!

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ SENT 7:45PM ↬ ROMS ] i found my edibles in the back of my freezer !!! do u wanna see if theyre still good ???

[poppycline]

ツ for romy!

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[ text ] : ROMY IW ON THE LOTTERTRT

[ text ] : wait 

[ text ] : scratch tht i won $2

[gunnerpaxton]

☎ fr romy nd parker winks

PUT ☎ IN MY ASK FOR YOUR MUSES INFO IN MY MUSES PHONE

romy

NAME: kelso

RINGTONE: boogie - brockhampton

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT SENT: gunner [8:53 PM] why are you an hour and a half late we’ll never even make it to eclipse at this rate let alone the entire twilight franchise

parker

NAME: ah jeez

RINGTONE: standard

PICTURE: 

LAST TEXT SENT: gunner [10:12 PM] ya i don’t think i’m gonna make it to the party on account of i don’t want to

[kelsocd]

@romykeslo: URGENT: @lilroro has me cornered and he's trying to get me to allow him to use my likeness in his next hentai comic pls send help

[kelsocd]

[kelsocd]

@ag.reied: @romykelso listen you can spank me publicly any time you dont need the taborine. serious inquiries only!

@romykelso: @ag.reied wow.... i feel.. hurt. betrayed. my heart? shattered. you've slammed the gates shut of our relationship and i'm left outside like eric andre clinging and rattling the bars

[kelsocd]

@ag.reid: looking for a tamborine player to join saige and i's band bc i want them to spank my ass with it while we do abba covers

@romykelso: @ag.reid im hurt i wasnt immediately contacted for the position to spank your ass on stage.

[kelsocd]

what’s your aesthetic?

“The bog body that’ll be discovered thousands of years into the future wearing a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge that plays 60 seconds of an nsync song.”