kenni

dylan obrien is my spirt animal and larry is real

[kendallaw-blog]

rendezvous is the name of a hotel in chch chch is in NZ wellington is in nz larry kiss in wellington larry is real

[taekenbysurprise]

[mack-will]

5sos trashing don’t stop repeatedly is the best thing i’ve ever witnessed

[kendallaw-blog]

Why I don't like talking

Other People: you should talk more!

Me: *tries to talk*

-gets ignored

-gets interrupted

-gets talked over

-no one pays attention

-no one cares

[freshtigerpaper]

[androglitter]

Skull Print Sweatshirt – Halloween Selection

One // Two

[dylans-obrien]

teen wolf + iconic lines through the seasons (insp.)

[morepunkrockthanlukehemming-blog]

GUYSSSSSSSS I SLAYED MY FEMINISM SPEECH MY TEACHER KEPT NODDNG THE WHOLE TIME AND SHE TOLD ME I WAS GREAT WHEN I FINISHED AND EVERYONE CLAPPED SO LOUD AND THEYRE ALL COMING UP TO ME AND SAYING THEY LOVED IT AND THAT THEY ACTUALLY LEARNT STUFF ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS AND ISNT AND UGH IM SO HAPPY I CANT STOP SMILING

[kendallaw-blog]

I MUST READ THIS SPEECH

[traveltobeprovedwrong]

So I gave a totally badass speech on feminism today

And the speech itself was fine, but afterwards my class (mostly men, largely comprised of football players) could ask questions and they asked all sorts of things and I talked to them about what constitutes catcalling, how it’s important to have women representatives in politics, I told them that YES MEN CAN BE FEMINISTS, and one guy even asked what he could do about all the bad stuff that happens!! It was so awesome and I killed it in answering all their questions and I think I taught a lot of people about feminism today and it just made me feel so awesome :)

[kendallaw-blog]

i so want to read this speech

[exxcusemycharisma]

Visit Original Link

Imagine, it’s late Friday night. You’ve had an exhausting week. There’s a nice little thunderstorm going on, so you just fall on your bed and close your eyes. While you’re laying there, you hear that your neighbor is having band practice again. You just smile to yourself and listen in to the jam session going on in the garage next door to you.

((aka “She’s Kinda Hot” the alternate version during a rainstorm))

[braingremlinmovedblogs-blog]

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FUCKER SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

[biggggblack]

I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.

[harukatachibanaa]

This post is my life force

[sparrow-va]

note to self: make an audio post of this

[majesticaljeff]

It is 1am and i am going to wake my entire house from laughing

[chubbypunkcherub]

My only friend thinks I’m crazy because it’s been silent for 20 minutes and then I start dying of laughter and it’s 2am

[troyeboyish]

kiss me on the mouth and set me free, but please don’t bite.

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[marcbcrtra-deactivated20170221]

Calum at ROWYSO, Houston - 07/08

[troye-sivan]

[kendallaw-blog]

she’s kinda hot though

[ohemmoh]

#SHESKINDAHOT

twitter @wmybeans

insta @emmaohemmoh

[altpress]

5 Seconds Of Summer fans… You won the AP Music Awards Tumblr. Fandom Of The Year! 

Here’s a badge you can post with pride. 

[alskathunderfuck]