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Insert loud MUTO screeching. ” No you’re the nerd. “
Louder Godzilla noises. "You're the nerd, you nerd." Look at how mature they are.
Jumps on her twin and roars like Godzilla. "Yo nerd."
“ No, you tsundere. ‘m not supposed t’ take care of ya. “ In short she’s saying ‘I’m not your mother.’
"I ain't a tsundere, ya shit!" Frowning, she'll punch the older's arm. "All 'm askin' for is food. Is it that bad?"
” Why I gotta feed ya? Ya got parents fer that. “
"But twiiiiiin--" Distressed Kenni noises. "Twin gimme some food."
"Twin 'm hungry. Feed me." She's clinging to the older's back, don't mind her.
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"Time for me to go. I expect my children not to cause anymore trouble. LOOKING AT YOU DANIE. And t WIN better not stir up any either."
"hhhhhh." whines alittle before pouting, picks up his shirt and whines alittle more. "fine, fine, jeez—"
"Good, good." Nodding, she released her grip on him and ruffled his hair. "No more walkin' 'round like that. Or 'll get ya."
he winced a few times but just stared at her with a smug look. “mommy you should know that doesnt phase meee~” wags finger infront of her face, sassying your mother doesnt always end well. “whatre you gonna do— spank me?”
"Well that's something I could do~But you're a bit old for that." Her grip on his shoulder tightened, her fingers digging into the skin even moreso. "Don't test me, it's not a good idea to do so, honey."
Rolls up in here, "Kenninini!"
"Daughter~" Pats her head. "I hope ya’ve done your homework, dear. Or you’ll face the c o n s e q u e n c e s.” The smile hadn’t left her lips, but her tone was sharp at the end.
"Aaa—! Of course I have!" Nami responded quickly, nodding at her sister/mom, "I’m totally caught up and everything! How are you, eh?"
I AM YOUR MOTHER YOUNG LADY.
"Ya aren't lyin' to me, right?" Still smiling seemingly sweetly, she lightly pet her head. "'Cuz if ya are...." Her expression changed, her smile becoming darker. "You're in for it~" She giggled softly. "'m good, though. Thank ya for askin'."
"dont stifle me what if they want to see my body even if im not that attractive," frowns at you.
"If ya don't put some clothes on soon..." She places a hand on his shoulder, nails slightly digging into the skin. "You'll be in a lot of trouble~"
” — The rest of the candy is mine! You’ll have to ask politely, twin. Actually I’ll just go fix some hot-dogs and crescent rolls all for myself. ” Taunt the other with a food she demanded for the moment it got spoken; She had a way to keep her at bay.
"The crescent rolls are already gone." Oops she ate those too. "There's regular hot dog rolls though." She wasn't affecting by the taunts. "Oh wait no there is one crescent roll left. But it's mine." And with that she rushes to go retrieve it before her twin does.
Rolls up in here, "Kenninini!"
"Daughter~" Pats her head. "I hope ya've done your homework, dear. Or you'll face the c o n s e q u e n c e s." The smile hadn't left her lips, but her tone was sharp at the end.
"Son, put some damn clothes on." Throws clothes at. "Ya ain't walkin' 'round my house like that."
" I thought we had something special twin. I thought what we had was real. " Cue the fake sobbing noises. " You broke my heart twin. " Give her props for making this all sound realistic; lip quivering and all.
Rubs her thumb and forefinger together. "This is me playin' on the world's tiniest violin. Just for you, twinny." This was how she showed her love for her twin. "Ya got any more candy?" She was still hungry and wanted more food.
" I will fucken piss on your grave twin. MY CANDY ISN’T A JOKE. " This is what Hell is like.
"Go get a straw, twin. Then suck it up." She still has a bit of the candy left actually and she pulls it out. She holds it out for a moment as if to give it, but retracts her arm and eats the last of it. "So good!~"
" Frick frack— Twin! Have you seen my candy? Someone took it! "
"Oh was that yours? Oops~" Not even sorry. "It was really good!"