Beer Belly

I write stories about fit jocks becoming fat dads (second account sorry lost the first one)

[myperfectfatdads]

The App

I had met Steve on a dating app, which is something I would normally be against. I don't like looking for people on apps. I think they should come naturally into your life and not be wedged in there. But I am no better than anyone else; I am desperate. My last relationship, well, I was in love for sure, or at least I thought I was. He obviously didn't think the same thing as I did, which really hurt as I truly thought we were soulmates. But I believe that everything happens for a reason, so I had to move on. And that's when I met Steve. Honestly, looking at his photos, he was good-looking. Normally, I was into a really fit guy who liked to take care of themselves and look very presentable. Steve was not like this at all. He had a beard and definitely didn't have a six-pack like I was used to, more of a dad bod, I would call it. But something about him was so alluring, like I couldn't keep my eyes off him; it was weird. So I shot him a text, and surprisingly, he responded right away, asking to have me over for dinner tonight. It was already getting late, but I was excited as I thought this could actually be the one for me, and I had not had any action for a while. So I threw on the best thing I could find and ran out of the house. He actually lived quite close to me, only ten minutes away. When I first entered, he greeted me at the door like a gentleman; my ex should be taking notes right now. We moved into the kitchen where he already had dinner ready for us, and when I say this was a feast, well, it was a feast. I mean, there was enough food to feed a family of ten. I thought maybe more people were joining us for dinner, but he insisted that it was just us. As I watched Steve sit in his chair, I could see his belly jiggle up and down just from the motion of sitting down, and honestly, it was starting to turn me on a little.

"You like what you see?" Says Steve

"Yeah man, I don't normally go out with guys that are bigger, but you're a real treat man," I said.

"Haha, yeah, with your body, I'm surprised you'd go out with a guy like me." Said Steve.

I mean, I would say I'm one of the better-looking guys, but I didn't get blessed with this body in any way. I worked hard on how I looked, putting in lots of hours. We started to dig in, and I already started feeling full after the first few bites, which is weird because even though im a fit guy, I can still eat a ton. I looked up at Steve, who was almost done with his first plate.

"You know, I have to eat a lot for a guy like me. It takes a lot to keep this belly looking so good." Said Steve

"Yeah man, you really do pull it off, it's crazy how you do it," I said.

"Mhm, say what you would do if you looked like me? You know, with a big belly and beard, hard to breathe all of the time, constantly eating. Sounds pretty great, right?"

This caught me off guard a little bit. What does he mean by that? Sure, I do find him attractive, but I would never want to look like him. That sounds like a pain to live with. Besides, I don't want to be getting stared at by random people all of the time.

The rest of the night was a total blur to me after what he had said. I mean, he was nice, but what could he have meant by that? He wanted me to stay longer, too, and have some fun, but he just completely threw me off. I had to go home. When I arrived home, I went to take a shower but stopped to look in the mirror. Yeah, Steve was nice, but I would never want to look like him; it just seems unnecessary and kind of gross, to be honest. I stepped into the shower, the steaming hot water running down my six-pack. I got into bed looking at the ceiling, trying to fall asleep, but I couldn't. Eventually, I started to drift off.

My dream was super weird. I was a man with a family and three kids with my wife. Huh, wife, that's so weird. I like men, but I guess it is just a dream. I step, or I guess more of a waddle, into the bathroom and get a good look at myself. I was huge, and when I say huge, I mean it. I had a big hairy belly hanging out of my shirt and a huge beard; I looked like a bear. I knew this was a dream, though, because the guy in the mirror wasn't me, which was a relief. The mirror started to fade to black, and I was slowy awaken by the sound of birds chirping.

Waking up, I knew it was still dark out as no sunlight was coming in from my windows. Everything felt warm, but like a good type of warm, like a weighted blanket was put on top of me. I reached over to grab my phone, which was right next to me, but I found it harder than usual to turn over and grab it. I turned it off, and the time read 6:46. Yeah, it was definitely still early, but I have work at eight, so I should get up in a minute. I didn't want to get up, though everything felt so comfortable and warm in my bed. I scratch my beard. Wait. Beard, I don't have a beard. I keep myself nicely trimmed all of the time. I don't know where this beard could have come from. It was big and bushy too, which was not normal at all. I shrugged it off, though, as it had been a few days since I had shaved, and it must have just caught up to me. I sway my feet to the ground. They make a huge thump, one that even caught me off guard. I stood up and immediately fell back into the bed. I felt like something was weighing me down. I flipped the light on my bedside table on. And there, right in front of me, was a huge belly attached to me. My shirt had ripped off from all of the mass added to my body. I got up and rushed to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. There I was, a huge fat man. I had everything, a big bushy beard. A huge gapping belly. Love handles. I was the definition of a dad bod, but even bigger. I tried to unlock my phone, but my meaty fingers found it hard to do so. I saw a text from Steve pop up. "Having fun?" I looked at it with rage. He texted again, "Want to meet me for lunch today?" All of a sudden, all the anger inside of my dissaperarwd and filled with strangely hunger. My tummy rummbled, and I felt like it had answered for me because I ended up texting him back saying, "How about breakfast? I don't think I have it in me to wait till lunch." He sent a thumbs-up. Saying, "Look in the bag I left for you on your front door, there should be some clothes that fit you, daddy."

Daddy? If anything, I should be his daddy; he's almost a whole decade older than me. Again, I looked in the mirror. A once twenty-one-year-old looked like he was in his mid-forties.

No time for that, though this man needs some food in his belly. So I quickly grabbed the bag he left with clothes in it and opened it up for a set of clothes with the tags still on them reading triple XL. I shoved them on, still being a little tight, and left the house ready for my date, and breakfast...

PART TWO COMING SOON

[myperfectfatdads]

Dads Ring

This is Brock and sadly his dad passed away last week. The passing had definitely taken a toll on him but him and his dad were never really close. They were totally different people as Brock liked to hang with friends go to the gym etc.. His dad on the other hand was totally different he mostly just sat in his recliner chair all day and watched football while drinking beer. He definitely started to do that a lot more after Brock’s mom’s passing. His dad was old had a huge beer belly with a beard and very out of shape.

His passing was kind of a blessing though to Brock as he is now moving into his dad’s old house. Arriving at the house Brock is filled with tons of different memory’s some good and some bad. But he’s just glad to be there. Brock quickly tried to unpack his stuff as he didn’t have much. All of his dad’s old stuff was still there so he didn’t have to bring much in the first place. Brock gets all of his stuff sorted out and put awake nicely. All he has left is a few boxes that need to be put into the attic. Brock hauled all of the heavy boxes up to the dark attic, surprisingly that was his first time up there despite being there so much times. Brock having nothing better to do takes a look around opening old boxes.

Finding nothing interesting Brock is about to head down but something catches his eye. His dad’s ring, what the hell was this doing up here in the attic his dad is always wearing his ring Brock can’t seem to remember the last time he saw him with it off. That’s odd what is it doing up here in the attic though. Curious Brock picks up the ring and slides it on his finger. Huh a perfect fit Brock thinks to himself. Looking at the ring Brock decides to keep it on I means it’s a great fit and kind of even looks good on him like it was meant to be.

As soon as Brock put on the ring his stomach could not stop rumbling. Damn I guess that means it’s time for dinner he thinks to himself. Going down and looking into the fridge there not even a single piece of food as he hasn’t even had time to stalk his fridge yet. So Brock just decides to order pizza instead as it’ll just be easier. Normally when Brock gets pizza he just orders a medium pizza. But the rumbling in his stomach said that he wants more so Brock settles on a large pepperoni pizza a side of bread sticks a two bottles of beer. Now normally Brocks not a big beer drinker but something about it tonight sounded good to him. The food arrived shortly after and Brock could barely resist he sat down in his dad’s favorite recliner chair and turned on the foosball game for the night. Brock dove in eating slice after slice of pizza and cracking open his cans of beers there was no holding back for Brock. After what just felt like minutes Brock was already done and letting out a big burp. Brock looked down at his stomach. Damn he looked huge he thought to himself as after that big meal he was definitely bloated. Brock to tired to get up and head to his bed slowly reclines back into his dads chair and drifts asleep.

Waking up Brock felt tired and sluggish two things he almost never feels while getting up. Brock noticed he still has his father’s ring on Brock reaches to try to take it off but the ring won’t budge. It’s almost like it stuck. Brock doesn’t really mind though as he think the ring kinda looks good on him. Brock’s stomach rumbles again as it feels like the worst pain Brock has ever felt he’s starving. Brock rushes to his kitchen but barely finds any food. The only thing he manages to find is a pancake mixture. Brock throws the batter onto the stove cooking up almost a dozen pancakes maybe even more. Brock can’t even think straight he’s so hungry, he digs in not even giving himself time to chew. He’s on auto pilot mode just eating pancake after pancake he’s so focused Brock doesn’t even realize his stomach slowly start to expand out there punishing against his shirt. After he’s done he finally gives himself a chance to breathe. He’s got a lot of work to do today though as he needs to get busy. After hours of long hard work getting the house together Brock thinks he deserves some lunch and he doesn't hold back cooking up three hamburgers as he went to the store after breakfast. He chowed down on lunch finishing it in less then five minutes. Brock things he deserves a break so he grabs a beer from the fridge and goes to sit down in his dad’s recliner. Brock wakes up a little while later still in the recliner tv still on. Brock gets up to used the bathroom while in there something caches his eye it was his stomach it was pushed out a little bit making Brock look a little chubby.

He brushes it aside as it’ll probably just disappear in the morning he thinks. Brock walks over to his bedroom and plops himself down onto his bed. Brock thinks it’s a little weird sleeping in his dad’s bed but doesn’t really mind that much the only annoying part about it is a huge indent in the mattress from where his dad used to sleep. Brock quickly asleep.

Waking up in the he hasn’t even realized how big he’s gotten. Damn I really need to cut back on the food he thinks to himself while getting dressed. Brock struggles to get his belt buckled as his stomach was in the way. Even though Brock knows he shouldn’t eat he can’t resist he’s starving. Brock rushes into the kitchen feeling like if he doesn’t eat something this instant he’s not gonna make it. Brock throws some bacon on the grill and heats up three big cinnamon rolls. Shortly after they were done and Brock plops himself down to eat them. Damn these cinnamon rolls are dry he thinks, he needs something to wash them down. Oh a nice glass of beer would be perfect for that he thinks. Brock is about dig in but his shirt feels really tight for some reason and not thinking much of it he slips it off and digs in. Bite after bite Brock just keeps getting fatter and fatter almost to the point where the bottom on his jeans is about to burst. One more bite could do the trick and so it did the bottom burst off flying across the room and Brocks beach ball belly rested on his legs. Brock panicked stands up and jiggles his belly watching it bounce in the process.

Damn he looks huge Brock’s thinks to himself. He needs to stop eating but no matter what he does he can’t. Also his dad’s stupid ring won’t come off his finger, speaking of dad Brock’s starting to look a lot like him really taking after his pops living in his legacy. No that’s not what he wants though Brock wants to look young I mean what are his friends gonna think of his gut. Brock brushes it all aside i’m not becoming my dad am I no that can’t be right I hated my old man. Brock pauses and looks down at his gut damn the six pack that he worked so hard for where has it gone same with his pecs now two moobs rest atop his stomach. And his nice pair of jeans ripped speaking of new clothes he needs a new pair. Looking around he can’t seem to find anything that’ll fit his new size. Looking in his dad’s room he finds tho perfect solution. His dad’s old clothes I mean no one else is going to wear them so might as well. Brock slips on a pair of his dad’s old jeans and a shirt. Both of the clothes feel a little big on Brock which is good he’s just glad to feel something that fits him.

The day went by in a flash and Brock found himself sitting on his dad’s recliner. I can’t do it he says as he gets up to kitchen opens the fridge and grabs two cans a beer and sits back down in his chair. Now that’s better he thinks to himself as he cracks open the first can. Brock chuckles and gives his beard a good rub. Wait beard Brock doesn’t have a beard, he jumps up out of his seat and runs to the nearest mirror. Oh my god there it is a thick beard resting right on his face what the hell is happening he doesn’t have a beard he doesn’t even really have any facial hair. Brock couldn’t take the stress and plops is butt back down to watch some football and drink his second can of beer. Brock didn’t even notice his stomach start to expand right in front of his eyes it started to push against the shirt and his legs started getting bigger and bigger thicker hair started to form on his body and even his beard was getting a little bigger. Brock rest his hands on his stomach not even realizing it pushing farther out, becoming huge. Brock worn out from all the work and growing he'd done today he headed to his bedroom. Sitting down on his bed getting a good look at himself damn he’s gotten fat what had happened did he really let himself go that hard.

Brock rolls over onto the indent in his bed almost fitting it perfectly. Waking up in the morning he struggles to sit up from all the extra weight put on him. This stupid ring, get the hell of my finger. The ring wouldn’t budge Brock’s fingers were far too chubby now for the ring to slide off. Brock makes a huge grunt trying to sit up barely being able to do it. He lets out a sign of relief as he’s already out of breath. Brock walks over to his dad’s closet and slips on some of his clothes still feeling tight on him. And waddles over in the kitchen for breakfast. Brock looks in the pantry finding a box of a dozen donuts that he had picked up yesterday. Brock hardly couldn’t wait sitting down at the. kitchen table and digging in bite after bite he was devouring those donuts. Brock was so concentrated in eating he didn’t even realize his beard start to grow bigger and bigger and becoming more of a salt and pepper color. And is belly starting to grow even more. Brock finished with his dozen donuts licks every finger one by one letting out a huge burp in the process. Waddling to the bathroom to release the hound he takes a look at himself in the mirror. Damn him and his dad could be twins, darn it he even looked a bit fatter then his old man himself. Brock takes one good look at the ring on his finger and gives his gut a good pat. I think I can enjoy this way of life Brock says as he walks to the kitchen to grab another beer.

[myperfectfatdads]

The Fat Suit

(A short story)

Eric was driving home from a long day of work. On his way home he passes a sign that says garage sale. Normally Eric wasn’t really interested in stuff like that but for some reason this one caught his eye. Pulling in he sees it’s huge there’s tons of stuff and even weirder no one else is there except for the person running it. Eric gets out of his car and takes a look around nothing really catching his eye. Eric finding himself at the back of the garage sale funds something odd. Picking it up it’s heavy and huge. Wait it’s a fat suit Eric thinks to himself. This thing is huge! Eric thinking this is all one big joke brings it over to the owner. Eric ask the owner how much it is and to his surprise it’s only 10 dollars. Eric as a joke buys the fat suit and leaves. Getting home Eric hauls it in laying down on his kitchen table. Eric’s all ways wondered what it was like to be fat. Eric has always been really fit as his job is working at the gym and he keeps a pretty strict diet. So Eric just wanted to test what it is like kinda like as a joke. Eric unloads his car and turns on the TV for some background noise. Ah the perfect Friday night he thinks to himself. Eric couldn’t wait any longer he wanted to try on the fat suit see what it was like to be that size. Eric takes off his shirt revealing his six pac and he picks up the fat suit surprisingly being heavier then he thought. It took him a minute to get all the straps on and adjusted but there is was. He looked huge obese even. His gut hanged low being a real big bear belly. Speaking a beer he pulls a six pack of beer out of the fridge and waddles to his recliner chair. Eric bring his shirt with him and try’s to put it back on but its wasn’t even close barley making it past his head. Eric gives up and cracks open his beer and reclines back into his seat. This is the life he thinks to himself. Eric slowly drifts to sleep not being able to stay awake and finish the football game. Eric awakes in a cold sweat the time on his phone reads 3:47 am. Damn it’s still early he thinks to himself as he reclines up on his chair. He finds it harder to stand up remembering he feel asleep with the fat suit on. Eric waddles to his bedroom and plops into bed with the fat suit on. Eric’s to tired to take it off it was a hassle to put on in the first place it’s will also be a hassle to take off too he thinks. Waking up in the morning Eric feels heavy and sluggish but it’s probably just from the fat suit he’s wearing. Eric rolls out of bed and stands up but almost immediately falls back down. Damn this suit really weights a lot giving it a smack. We’ll time to take it off Eric thinks. Reaching for the strap in the back Eric can’t seem to find it, like it got lost of disappeared. Eric stressed he smacks his belly. It wobbles up and down sloshing but the worst part of it all Eric could fell it. Eric realizes there is no longer a fat suit this is Eric’s new belly. He’s a part of the dad bod group now…

[myperfectfatdads]

Baseball Coach

Brent’s friend Steve had always been a fit guy. Brent and Steve were friends in college until they parted ways, Steve becoming more interested in baseball and Brent continuing with his studies. Eventually after college Steve signed up to be a baseball coach for a little league team and Brent moved on to an office job a few cities away.

Brent’s life took a wild change after moving and he couldn’t take it anymore and moved back to his hometown 8 year later. He was getting a little older but not to old still in his early 30s. But Steve, Brent’s best friend in college still lived in the same town and the two men wanted to meet after not seeing eachother for all these years, Brent was still looking for a new job but Steve was still a baseball coach for the same little league in there small town.

The two boys decided to meet at a restaurant just down the street from where they live. Brent must have arrived there first because he couldn’t spot Steve so he decided to get a table and wait. About ten minutes later a man walks in this man had a small prickly beard and a huge beer belly. The man checks in and starts to make his way towards Brent’s table.

“Brent my man long time not see” the fat man says.

“Im sorry but who are you?” says Brent

“It’s me Steve” says Steve

Brent was taken in awe, what happened to his fit muscular friend Steve. This wasn’t him this couldn’t be this was some old fat dad.

“You okay man?” says Steve

“Yeah i’m fine bro you just look a lot different” says Brent

“Haha yeah that’s what the baseball life does to you, on that matter of fact Brent i’ve heard you’ve been looking for a job why don’t you come and join me in being a baseball coach. It pays pretty good and we would get to spend some more time together, so what do you say?” says Steve

“Actually man this would really help me thank you” says Brent

“Nothing to it here just sign this” says Steve as he pulls out a waver to sign.

Brent grabs the waver and reads it pretty normal stuff but something at the bottom catches his eye. It states what ever happens to your body this season is permanent. Thats odd why would a waver say that. Not too worried Brent signs the waver and his new job starts on monday.

After that Brent and Steve part ways for now. On the car ride home Brent was left with so many questions. What happened to Steve’s fit body what did that thing mean at the bottom of the waver. All of Brent’s thoughts got cut off by one loud sound, “rumble” what was that Brent thinks to himself looking down he noticed it was his stomach of all things. That’s weird i’m normally never hungry especially after that big meal. Brent feels his stomach feeling his abs. Brent’s always been a fit guy keeping in shape and so was Steve but something must have changed.

Brent couldn’t take the pain of his stomach any more and pulls into a mcdonald’s drive through to get some food. He orders a big mac fries a drink and a 10 piece chicken nugget. After Brent gets his food he pulls into the driveway and rips the bag right open eating every single piece. After he’s done he takes one last sip of his soda and lets out a sigh of relief and resting his hands in his stomach which is pushed out a little farther because of all the food he just ate. Arriving at home Brent quickly ran to the kitchen and grabbed at all the sweetest food he could find. Finishing those up he went to his bedroom and plopped himself in bed.

Waking up in the morning Brent felt that it was just a little bit harder sitting up. Today was his first day of baseball practice and he couldn’t wait to start he quickly slipped on his favorite shirt. Brent struggled to put his shirt on and after he did he noticed that it felt a little bit tighter than normal. Looking in the mirror Brent always notices a little bit of subtle on his face even though he just shaved yesterday. He shrugs it aside and gets in his car to head to baseball.

Brent’s first baseball practice was a success as him and Steve as the coaches. Getting in the car Brent is starving so a quickly stops at a fast food place and picks some food this order being more then twice then what he normally gets. After getting the food Brent pills over and totally pigs out not even swallowing just shoving it down his throat. His belt feels super tight on him pushing against his belly. Brent unbuckles it letting his stomach completely push out. Brent gives it a good pat and let’s out a huge burp. Arriving at home he notices his belt is still undone and should probably be put back on but no matter how hard he tries Brent can’t seem to buckle it no matter how much he sucks in which is weird I swear this belt just fit me perfect yesterday. At that moment Brent hears a knock on his door. Going to open it there’s no one there but just a big box. Brent picks it up and brings it inside, opening it he sees that it’s full of clothes. Picking up one of the shirts he finds that it is a 3xl, damn that a big shirt Brent thinks while putting it aside. Brent looks through the whole box finding clothes that range from sizes 3xl to 12xl. But at the very bottom of the box was a scale. Curious Brent picked it up and plopped it on the group to check his weight. Damn 247 pounds just at the gym last week he was 214. I guess I do need to cut back on the cheeseburgers he thought as he gave his bloated stomach a pat. Looking at the pile of clothes on his kitchen table he might as well try one on as his other clothes were starting to feel tight.

Brent picks up a 3xl large shirt and slips it on, huh it’s a perfect fit he thinks to himself. Brent starts to head to bed as it’s starting to get late. Getting into bed Brent gives his belly a pat saying that he’ll just burn it off at the gym tomorrow. Brent wakes up in a sweat in the morning completely shirtless. Huh I swear I went to bed with a shirt, Brent sits up finding it a little harder to. Oh my god Brent thinks as he looks down to see his t-shirt ripped on his bed. Brent confused quickly gets out of bed and hopes onto the scale. The scale read 289 pounds. What the hell how is this even possible as Brent thinking how this could happen his phone goes off. His Steve asking if he wants to meet for breakfast. Brent picks up his phone and responds saying sounds great be there in 20. Steve responds with sounds great man see you there. Brent in a rush quickly grabs a 4xl bottom up shirt and heads for his car. Bottoming it up even the 4xl shirt feels a little tight but Brent just brushed it aside as he’s so hungry he can’t even think straight. Arriving at the breakfast buffet Brent sees Steve sitting at a table damn he still looked huge thought Brent. Sure Brent was a little bit bigger but no where as big as Steve had gotten.

“Hey man nice to see you can’t wait for our second day of coaching tomorrow” says Steve

“Yeah me too I really like it, well let’s get some food i’m starving” says Brent

Brent goes up looking at all the different foods all of them look so good to him. Brent can’t decide and stuffs his plate full of food. Sitting back down he sees that Steve got about the same amount as him so Brent didn’t feel as fat. The two boys stuff their faces with food, Brent not even noticing his stomach starting to expand. Brent goes up for seconds, thirds, and even fourth’s. But on his fourth plate his bottom up shirt couldn’t take it anymore it was about to blow. And as it did the bottom popped off flying like a gunshot. Brent’s face immediately turned bright red.

“Hey it’s all good bro it happens to the best of us my guy” says Steve.

Flushed with embarrassment Brent asks for the bill and quickly heads for his car. What the hell is happening to me he thinks as he squeezes himself into his car. Getting home Brent rushes to his bedroom and quickly steps on the scale. The scale reads 332 pounds. Brent had gained 44 pounds since this morning. I mean sure he ate a lot but he didn’t eat enough to gain 44 pounds. Brent walks into his bathroom but he doesn’t see himself in the reflection. He sees a man with a small prickly beard and a gut that looks like a beach ball. I mean what happened to him the pecs he worked so hard for a slowly stating to form into moobs, and a small double chin is starting to form under his chin, and his legs are starting to look like the size of tree trunks. An alarm went off on his phone it was already time for baseball. Brent quickly grabbing the closet pair of clothes and slipping them on and running out the door. He struggled to pull his shirt down his gapping gut even though the size was a 7xl. Brent swung open his car door and squeezed into his car finding it a lot harder to fit. He arrived at baseball finding it a lot harder to teach the kids from his increasing size. Brent was happy that Steve wasn’t there today as he couldn’t see him looking like this. Brent was a big mess, after baseball Brent was starving he knew he shouldn’t but he stopped at a drive through anyways he couldn’t resist. Brent almost tripled the order of what he normally got. Pulling into the parking lot Brent could barley resist the temptation. He grabbed his first of three hamburgers chomping down on it and when straight for his drink and. basket of fries after that.

While eating Brent didn’t even notice his shirt start to stretch out and roll up his belly Brent’s stomach pushes against the steering wheel as it kept expanding farther and farther.

After Brent was done he tossed all the rappers away and pulled out of the parking lot to head home. Arriving there he barely managed to push himself out of the car. He unlocked the door and walked straight to his bedroom, well his walk was more of a waddle now from the increase of weight. He walked right up to the scale and stood on it, it took a while to process but when it was done it read 397. Brent was shocked but way too tired to do anything and plopped down on his bed.

Walking up in the morning Brent found it almost impossible to sit up his gut was holding him down. This was his new life. He rolled himself out of bed finding clothes was almost impossible even the 12xl clothes felt tight on him. Brent is just going to leave it behind and head to baseball, arriving at baseball there was Steve. Brent was even starting to look a little bit bigger than Steve.

“Seems like the baseball coach body has grown into you just fine” says Steve.

“I guess you could say that, everything is just so much harder now” says Brent.

“Yeah you’ll get used to it though, what do you say ready to play some ball?” says Steve.

“You don’t have to ask me twice.” says Brent.

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[myperfectfatdads]

Derik’s life was perfect. At least it was until the car incident. Derik was 18 only had his car for around a year or two and life was great with it, he got to drive his girlfriend around and all of his friends could come in it he even got a parking spot at his school. As it was his final year Derik felt on top of his school being popular fit and liked by his classmates. But that all didn’t last forever. One day something was wrong with his car it’s like he couldn’t get it to start, the engine wasn’t working or maybe it was just getting old. Whatever Derik did he could not get the car to start. Derik decided to call a guy to come and take a look at and see if there was anything that could help. An hour later the guy pulls up an an old pickup truck. Out steps a huge man. Now Derik has always been a nice guy but something about fat people really pissed him off. Like how hard was it to stay in shape just don’t eat fast food all the time. The man waddles over to Derik asking what’s wrong. The thing won’t start! Derik had made plans to hangout with his friends later in the day and that was coming up fast as he only had an hour for his car to be fixed and then he had to leave. I see what your problems are here I can get right to it. Sure whatever fatty just hurry up. The older man looks at Derik disappointed. You know your youth doesn't last forever and you know people say you are what you eat but you know you’re also what you drive and this thing a really run down if you don’t change your ways soon you’re gonna end up like it. How am I going to end up like a car and also don’t say anything bad about me or my car fatty and hurry up I got places to be. While the man is finishing up Derik goes inside to get ready. While getting dressed Derik notices a grey hair. A grey hair I’m only 18 how is there a grey hair? Derik pushes it away thinking that it’s probably just from all the stress. Also while Derik was putting on his favorite shirt it felt a little tighter then normal. That’s weird this used to always fit me great whatever I’m gonna be late. He runs outside and the guy was just finishing up. Thanks fatty took you long enough. The guy takes some money and walks away. Derik is meeting his friends at a restaurant for dinner. Getting into the car it starts right up and Derik arrives in just a few minutes. Getting there his friends look concerned more then happy. You okay bro. Yeah of course I’m ok what do you mean. Your gut is stinking out. Gut sticking out? That’s weird Derik has had a six pack for as long as he could remember. Embarrassed he sits down. Starving Derik orders a full meal while his friends only get the smalls. Woah man you sure you’re gonna eat all that? Yeah dude I’m starving. Okay you do you dude. After the meal all the friends pay and leave. Derik walks back to his car, but getting in is a little harder as his belly is pushing against the steering wheel. Derik still hungry even after his full meal pulls through a drive through on the way from. Getting home Derik is stuffed. Looking into the mirror Derik is a mess feeling super bloated and all the stress is starting to turn his black hair grey. Looking down at his gut one of the buttons from his favorite shirt is about to pop right off. POP the button flings across the room and that awakens something in Derik wait I’m turning fat. He goes to bed to sleep on it but the changes have already started to happen. His butt inflates and his gut almost triples in size with two soft moobs resting on top of his gut. Waking up in the morning Derik struggles to get out of bed slipping on a pair of shorts that barely fit him squeezing his skin. None of his shirts fit him anymore, not being able to push them past his gut. Derik opens his fridge just for it to be empty so he slips on some flip flops and waddles to his car to go to the store and get some more food. Squishing into the car he can’t get it to start again so he gets out and tries to fix it himself with his shorts starting to slip down his butt revealing a huge butt crack. Need help there big guy?

Derik turns around to see the same big guy who helped him fix his car yesterday. The names Jeff I’m here to help. The names Derik. Nice to meet you us old guys really need help with are cars these days. Haha that’s right well thanks for your help Jeff. Anytime I see that you’ve really grown into your car if you know what I mean.

[myperfectfatdads]

The Dads (Part 1)

It’s a nice hot summer day, and all of us guys are so bored of just water or soda; they want something spicy, something different. “Do you know what sounds really good, guys?” says Mike. “What is it, man?” says John. “A nice cold glass of beer—I mean, doesn’t that just sound good?” Mike says he was right. We all wanted to at least try beer to see if any of us liked it. “We wish, but none of us are even 21 yet, so how are we going to get beer if we can’t even buy it?” says Matt. We could ask someone to buy it for us. I mean, some of us look 21; we could pass,” says Derek. "Dude, are you dumb? They check your license to see how old you are anyway, duh,” says Rick. "Yeah, that’s not going to work; there's got to be some other way,” says Matt. "Wait, give me a minute, guys. I’m going to grab something. You guys keep discussing it, and John, come with me,” says Rick. While Rick and Matt are inside, Rick goes onto his computer and goes to the dark side of the internet. "Wait, why are you going to the dark web?” Says Matt. “You’ll see, dude,” says Rick. He looks up aging pills, and there is one that will rapidly age your body, and it’s only a 5-minute drive to get them. “Let’s go get these dudes," says Rick. “Are you sure, man? It seems kind of dangerous. The two guys tell their three other friends that they are going to go out and try to get some beer, but really they go get the aging pills. "Ok, all we need to do is put one of these in someone’s drink; they’ll look a little bit older, and then they can go buy us some beer, and I think the effect should only last for a day or two,” says Rick. "Ok, whatever works, man,” says Matt. The two guys walk into this alley where there's a man in a black coat. He’s the guy with the pills. The guys give the man 5 dollars, and he gives them the pills in return. “Before you guys go, be careful with those pills,” says the mysterious man. Rick and Matt get back into the car and start driving back home to the guys. Arriving at the house, the other three boys are disappointed that Matt and Rick couldn’t get the beer, but little did they know they had something better.

Rick asks all the guys if they want a drink, and all of them reply yes. While Rick is getting the drinks, the other four guys go to lay out in the sun. Rick takes a pill from the bottle of pills in his pocket and drops one right into Derek’s drink; it dissolves almost immediately, just looking like nothing was even put in there. Walking outside, Rick gives all the guys their drinks, making sure to give the right one to the right guy. After passing out the drinks, they just have to play the waiting game. Surprisingly, Derek didn’t suspect a thing and finished his drink right away. The effects are supposed to happen fast. Within the first few minutes, Derek was already looking older. “Hey bro, are you doing okay?" says Mike. “I’m not feeling the best, actually,” says Derek. "Guys, I’m really glad to be here, but is it okay if I go lay down?” says Derek. "Yeah, of course, man, we want you to feel good. Just come back out when you feel better,” says John. As Derek gets up, you can start to see a bit of a double chin being formed, and his six pack is sure to point out a little bit. Rick thinks it’s about time and explains to Mike and John what he and Matt really did when they went out to get beer and that he put it into Derek’s drink, and he’s going to look older. I don’t know how he is, but he’s going to. "Wait, how much older is he supposed to look? "I don’t know what the guy didn’t say,” says Rick. “Are you sure this is a good idea, guys? What if something goes wrong or he freaks out?” says Mike. “I think everything will be fine,” says Rick. And right as Rick finishes that sentence, The back door opens and Derek walks out, and the pill must have worked because that didn’t look like Derek we were all used to; he looked a lot older and he was huge! Chubby's huge belly worked for sure; he definitely looked over the age of 21.

He walks over and plops his huge body on one of the lawn chairs. Mike walks over to him and asks how he’s doing. “Never better why,” says Derek in a much deeper voice. This is weird. Why is he not freaking out that he’s an older, fatter version of himself? “It’s nothing really; hey, is it okay if I can see your license?” says Rick. "Burpppp, yeah, of course it’s on the dining room table,” says Derek. Running inside, Rick picks it up and is stunned. His photo has changed to the older version of himself, and looking at what year he was born makes Rick almost drop it on the ground. Guys Derek is 56 years old. “What do you mean he’s 56? That’s impossible,” says John. But Rick was right it says that he’s 56. “Why did you do this there’s gotta be some way to reverse it right” says Matt. “I’ll text the guy who gave it to me right now” says Rick. The man almost responds right away with saying the changes done by this pill are not able to be reversed the change is final. “Wait so doesn't that mean that Derek is stuck as a 56 year old man forever” says Mike. “It seems so sadly, hey well on the bright side it worked and we can get beer now” says Rick. “Rick you’re a terrible person you turned one of our best friends into a fat old man and all you care about is beer” says Matt as he goes to punch Rick. Hitting Rick pretty hard in the face, Rick barley getting up says Matt I didn’t want to do this and grabs a pill of out the jar and shows it into his mouth making him swallow it. “Oh my gosh why would you do that dude you made me swallow one of those pills I thought we were friends even best friends that is” says Matt. “Dude I’m really sorry you punched me I had to” says Rick. Mike grabs the pills out of Rick's hand and says, Look what you did, Rick? You see our friend Derek out there? Well, that’s not Derek; that’s a fat old man version of him, and he’s stuck like that forever,” says Mike. “Oh crap, burpppppp, I don’t feel so good,” says Matt as he grabs his stomach and runs up stairs. “Rick You did this; think about what you did; it’s messed up,” says Mike. Mike is about to fight Rick too, but then someone shouts, "Stop.The three guys look to see who it is, and it’s Derek coming back from inside. “You boys know that it is not ok to fight in this house. Hold on, you hear me,” says Derek. "Derek, come on, you're not the boss of me,” says Rick. “Listen to the Derek boys,” says another deep voice. All three guys turn around to see who it is, and it’s none other than Matt, and looking at him, the pill had definitely set in as he had a huge beer belly and a white beard; he even looked older than Derek.

"Rick, you know better than to fight Mike, and Mike, the same goes for you,” says Matt. “How old are you, fatty?” Rick says as he slaps Matt’s gut as it jiggles up and down. "That's enough, young man,” Matt says. “I’m 58, and you know that; don’t call me fatty,” Matt says. "Well, that's what you are,” says Rick. “You know what? Me and Matt are going to go to the buffet down the street and then go to the bar to get some beer,” says Brent. “You boys can make dinner here at home tonight,” says Matt. “Can I come?” says Rick. "Rick, you’re not old enough to drink, so none of you three can come with us; we’ll be back late. Goodbye," says Brent, and the two old men leave, leaving Rick, Mike, and John all alone with the pills. (to be continued)

[myperfectfatdads]

The Santa Clause

(Inspiration on the movie the Santa clause)

Ive never believed in the Santa Claus Clause. I mean, just think about it: how could one man go all the way around the world in just one night? I mean, I could see me doing it, but Santa, I don’t know; he’s huge and old. How does he just move around like that? But I guess I should still be in the Christmas spirit; even though he’s not real, I still lay out cookies just in case. It is Christmas Eve anyway, and I have to spend Christmas alone as I’m away from my family in college. I live by myself, which is fine. Me and my girlfriend go to different schools, which is really hard, but we’ll be together next year as she’s coming to my school! But this year, I’ll have to settle with just me. As I go to lay out the cookies for the night, I see a big red coat. Who put this here? This isn’t mine; there is a note in it. You read it, but all the note says on it is for you. Confused, you try it on, and to your surprise, it’s huge on you. You take it off immediately and put it away, thinking this must have been some type of mistake. Who would send me a big red coat out of nowhere that doesn’t even fit me? Waking up on Christmas morning, you go into the living room, and to your surprise, the cookies haven’t been touched at all. There are no presents under the tree. Walking into the bathroom to take a morning leak, you scream as, looking in the mirror, your hair is gray and there’s stubble.

I’m only 25. What is going on? I mean, I get the stubble; it’s been a few days since I’ve shaved, but why is my hair gray? It was just brown the other day, but you shrug it off as it's probably just from the stress of Christmas. You weren’t having a totally sad Christmas as you were seeing your friend Troy for lunch in an hour. You clean up your face, but you don’t know what to do with your hair. If you can’t show up with gray hair, you’ll look 40. Not having much time left, you put on some nice clothes and leave. Arriving at the restaurant, you see Troy. Troy was never the healthiest of people; he had a little guy to him, not worrying about what he ate or going to the gym anytime. “Hey man, Merry Christmas, long time not seen," says Troy. Hey dude, you say hooping he doesn't notice the gray hair, but before you can even think that, he asks you, “Your hair is really graying out, man. That’s not good as we’re so young, and you should really clean up your face,” says Troy. Thinking in your head that that was super rude, you’re confused as you just shaved this morning. What does Troy mean? I need to clean up. Touching your face makes you feel a lot more than just stubble; if not, it’s already grown back. How is this possible? You decide to worry about it later as the waiter comes up and asks you what to order. Without even thinking about it, you just go off, saying food after food after food. The waiter walks away, and a few minutes later, he brings out the food. Looking at the plates you order, you order about twice as much as Troy, which is odd because he’s the fat one in this relationship. After gobbling up your food, you even order dessert, still starving. Troy looks puzzled, as he knows how much of a healthy eater you are. You stop eating because you’re embarrassed, just looking around and seeing everyone staring at you. You and Troy leave and get out of there right away. You guys part ways, and you come home, walk inside, and crash on the coach, exhausted. Looking to your side, you see the big red coat and on the table a jar of milk and some cookies next to it. Without even thinking, you stand up struggling a little bit, which is weird, but head right over to the cookies and milk and devour all of it. Standing up from the table, your head goes right to bed, and you crash. As you wake up, you scratch your beard, and wait, beard, you don’t have a beard. This is off, and you jolt to the mirror. Looking at yourself, you see a big white beard and your white scalp.

Terrified, you pull out your razor right away, shave all of it away, and walk to the kitchen, starving. Not even caring what you eat, you rummage through your days looking for anything to eat. You settled on the left-over cookies you didn’t leave out for Santa as you had extras, and you even poured yourself a glass of milk to go with it. It was a great combination. After finishing your food, you notice that, not even after an hour of shaving, this beard has already grown back. I mean, this can’t be possible. You just shaved, and it is already back and as white as ever. As you were so focused on the changes going around on your face, you weren’t even paying attention to what you were eating. As you look down and are not met with a six-pack as you usually are, you see a little gut starting to form. Poking it, you see it jiggle, screaming. You try to run away from it, but no matter how far you run, it’s still there. Looking in the mirror, you look 50, with all of your gray hair and a small beer belly starting to form. Terrified by what’s happening, you go to the doctor. He checks your body to see how healthy you are and your diet, of course. Stressed about what’s going on, you keep eating, not even paying attention to what you’re eating. The next day, the changes are not stopping as your stomach gets bigger and your hair is now plain white. The only good news you get is the results. Opening them up and reading them, your jaw drops as it says that you're not 50, but the results say that you’re 56! What is going on? Scared, not knowing what to do, you plop down in the coach with a glass of milk and cookies in hand. While eating the cookies, you look over and see the red coat—the one from Santa. But Santa’s not real, so who is this really from? You bend over to grab it, but you can’t reach it. There’s something in your way. Looking down, you’re met with a huge beer belly blocking your path. You stand up to grab it, finding it hard to stand up from your huge increase in weight. Finally grabbing the red coat you try it on, not only does it fit, it’s almost a little small for your barley fitting. You let one rip, finding it harder to keep it in, almost like you can’t control it. Your fatty fingers reach over for your phone and text Troy to come over for dinner and bring as much food as you can. Troy arrives only a few minutes later. Opening the door, Troy drops the plate of food on the group. "Dude, what happened to you?” says Troy. I mean, I put on a little weight, but I look pretty much the same. “A little heavier; you look like Santa’s twin, and I thought I was the fat one in this relationship,” says Troy.

Yes sadly you’re now the fat friend no longer being the young guy in his twenties now you’re a fat old 64 year old man. And oh boy you can’t wait for your feast tonight.

[myperfectfatdads]

Santa’s Pet Bear

“Santa is not real, dude. Theres just no way. I mean, how could someone go to all the houses in the world in just one night?” says Brent. Yeah, I guess you’re right, man. There’s just no way he could make it to all the houses in the world, and how has no one ever seen him? "Ok, well, we’re here,” says Brent. We just got back from the gym and just arrived at Brent’s house. Hey dude, is it okay if I just spend the night? "Yeah, of course, man, just make yourself at home,” says Brent. Thanks. You go up to the guest bedroom and put your stuff away. Walking back down the stairs, you see that Brent made dinner for the both of you. Wow, this looks amazing! "Haha, thank you, dude. It’s really nothing. Normally, my parents make dinner, but they’re out of town for the week. After dinner, you guys decide to watch some TV, but only a little bit after you hear a knock at the door. “I got it,” says Brent. Opening the door, there’s just a box, but you guys take it into the kitchen and open it. On top of the box, there is a whole stack of these bear paw cookies, but under them is a red coat that looks just like Santa’s. “These cookies look amazing; I’m definitely going to have to try one,” says Brent. You ignore the cookies and look at the coat; it looks a little big, but you try it on anyway.

“That looks big on you, dude, not gonna lie,” says Brent. Yeah, I agree. I don’t think it was meant for me. Normally, Brent is a healthy person keeping up with his fit body, and these cookies must have awakened him because, looking down at the plate he had all ready, he had about half of them. Wow, those cookies must have been good, dude. “They’re amazing,” says Brent. Who sent them? “Look at this,” says Brent. He shows you a slip of paper in the box that says, “Thank you two for helping fill in two very important roles this year, from the North Pole."? This can’t be right; I mean, no one even lives in the North Pole. “I mean, it’s probably just a joke,” says Brent. Yeah, you’re right, there’s no way this is being sent all the way from the North Pole. "Anyways, is it just me, or are you tired because I’m going to bed? Goodnight, dude,” says Brent. Yeah, same, ok, we’ll see you tomorrow morning, man. You were jolted awake by a loud scream coming from Brent’s room. Everything's okay, dude; it’s like three in the morning. “No man, come in here,” says Brent. Walking into his room, you see Brent inspecting his legs. What wrong, bro? “Look at my legs there, super hairy,” says Brent. So, my legs are hairy too. "Yeah, but this isn’t just any hair; it’s white. Wait, dude, it happened to you too,” says Brent. As you look into the mirror, your head of nice brown hair has turned completely white, and you're even starting to grow a white beard too! This can’t be right; we’re only twenty-four. What's happening? “I don’t know, man, but hopefully this is all. I mean, we can just shave it,” says Brent. You're right, I'll do that in the morning, though I’m going back to bed. Waking up in the morning, you realize that the changes definitely didn’t stop as the small little beard is really starting to grow. You also never had to wear glasses and have had great eye sight, but for some reason today you could barely see in front of you if it was so foggy. You brush it aside and go down the stairs. As you struggle to get down the stairs from the bad eyesight, you smell something delicious. You see Brent cooking in the kitchen. You walk up to him and ask if, by chance, he had any glasses, as your eyesight was all messed up this morning. "Yeah, I have my old pair that you can use,” says Brent. As he gives you his old pair of glasses, you can finally see normal again, and you can truly see the hair on Brent’s legs. Dude, that almost doesn't look like hair—almost like fur. "Yeah, I agree, it’s really thick, which is weird, and it also spread up to my stomach too. Well, anyway, here’s breakfast,” says Brent. As he sets it on the table, you see a whole meal, mostly meat and salmon. Bro I thought you hated salmon. “I did, but it sounded really good this morning, and I definitely have to serve it with a side of honey,” says Brent. Honey in the morning, wow, that’s will. "She says you have milk and cookies for breakfast,” says Brent. Yeah, I have a will too, but secretly, you knew that this wasn’t what you normally eat. Ripppppp, what was that? Looking at Brent, you see his socks just got ripped apart. “What is going on? Nah,  I’m going to see the doctor. This is not normal. I mean, look at my... omg, my feet there paws, ok, now I’m starting to panic. What is this?” says Brent. Here let me look at the note again. Looking at the note, you see it’s from the North Pole like it always has, but something was off. You still couldn’t believe that it was from the North Pole as no one even lives up there, but I guess that’s the most normal thing that’s happened this morning. Hey dude, do you have an extra shirt? Mine feels a little tight; I should have picked a bigger one. “You really are asking me about shirt sizes right now. Look at my feet, or can I even call them that anymore? What is going on?” says Brent. Ok, man, I’ll leave you alone, but I’m going to go look for a shirt, while upstairs you search Brent’s whole bedroom and don’t find a single shirt that fits you. .

But you have an even better idea. Brent’s dad's clothes; his dad is way bigger than we both are, so maybe he’ll have a shirt for me. As you walk into his bedroom, you look around and find a shirt. You put it on and look in the mirror, but in the reflection, you don’t see you as the fit young man; you see an old, bald, fat guy with glasses and a big belly. Darn, even in this bigger shirt, you still look huge.

You curl up into a ball and cry, as this is the worst Christmas ever. You look like a 50-year-old while you’re supposed to be in your early twenties. You decide to go check on Brent and see if he’s doing any better. As you come downstairs, he’s still in the kitchen, but you feel bad for yourself, but even worse for him as you watch in horror as white fur spreads all the way around his body, stopping at his neck, and right before his own eyes, his favorite pair of pants is ripped to pieces as his butt inflates and legs grow huge. He fumbles over Barley being over to catch himself. You pick up the note one more time to see if you missed anything, and there it is, right there with Mr. Clause and his pet polar bear. You are turning into Santa Claus, and your best friend Brent is being turned into a big, fat polar bear. Brent screams as his belly inflates into a huge beach ball. With every step he takes, it gets bigger. You look into the mirror and see wrinkles start to form on your face, and your beard is getting bigger and whiter. Your worst nightmare is coming true. Your shirt rips open as your belly can’t hold it any longer. Your already huge belly is getting even bigger. Brent’s face becomes covered in white fur as his nose turns black, and you hear a bear-like scream as his face stretches out to resemble a polar bear. He can’t hold his balance anymore and falls onto all fours like a normal polar bear. Two little furry ears sprout from the top of his head, and to top it all off, a little fluffy tail pops out of his buttocks.

Brent tires to scream but only bear noises come out as he has become a true polar bear. You still terrified of what you just witnessed screams in tear but you realize that your transformation isn’t over yet ether as your big beer belly gets even bigger and you old man legs can’t take it anymore and you fall back into your favorite recliner.

You give your huge belly one more big pat before looking at your best friend who is now a huge fat polar bear you sign now that you know you are Santa clause now and this is your pet polar bear about to take you to the North Pole when you are ready because you got to make this Christmas another great year.

[myperfectfatdads]

Daddio

You have never been in love with girls you have always been more of a guys type of person. You have always found men super cute mostly bigger guys. All of your friends were guys you always hang out with guys you never even talk to girls. It’s summer and you only have one year of college left before you graduate with your three best buds. So for fun you invite all three of them up to your vacation house. It will only be you four there but that’s ok you have all been really close since childhood. You had never had the best luck with guys as it’s hard to find a cute guy especially when all three of your best friends are super ripped.

Your fit too but they definitely hit the gym more then you do but that your only problem your friends aren’t your type. But you were looking online to change that and you came across this item called daddio you curiously click on the link and you come across this liquid you can put in someones drink and it will change any type of person to a fat old dad. This is genius you think so you buy three of them and can’t wait for the boys to get here. The daddio arrives right before the guys get there as you open it up you see three little jars of liquid you quickly pick them up and put them right away for later. As the boys knock on the door the first to answer is Mike and you see the two other boys Dan and Derik unloading the car. As you welcome them in they are amazed on how nice the home is as it was their first time coming out. “Dude this place is awesome why is it only my first time here” says Derik. You guys can put your stuff upstairs your rooms are up there. After the three boys are all done unpacking you guys sit down and turn on the TV to watch football. You walk into the kitchen and ask the guys if they need anything to drink. “Yeah dude we are all super thirsty after unpacking can you grab us all beers” says Mike. Yep sounds good man you say as you grab three beer out of the fridge. Putting them on the counter you open them and pull out the three little glass containers containing the daddio. You pour them into each of the guys drinks and give them all a good shake. That’s good the drinks look the same color and smell the same the guys won’t notice anything different. Waking back to the living room you hand the boys there beers. “Dude this stuff is great you always have the best stuff” says Dan. “Yeah man this is really good” says Derik. Perfect the boys feel right into your trap they don’t even know anything is up so now you just have to sit back and wait. With out telling the boys you went out and bought big clothes for all of them and put them in the dresser. They won’t need them now but hopefully they will soon I love a big boy in his big boy clothes. “Woah how did it get so late I swear we just got here it’s almost time for me to get to bed” says Dan. “Me too dude it’s already eleven I think ima go up right now” says Derik. All you and the boys pack up and go upstairs and get to bed. You excitingly get right to bed as you want to see if the daddio was worked after all or if it was just a scam. As you wake up you make your way down stairs and are met with Dan. The daddio is definitely working as Dan looks a lot older and has formed a double chin. “What’s for breakfast dude I’m starving I came down here to look for a snack” says Dan. You look at him not knowing if the daddio had fully set in as only some of his body has changed as he still had a nice six pack. Yeah man I’ll make some pancakes how does that sound? “Sounds great I’ll be watching the game also do you have anymore beers?” Says Dan while itching his double chin. Yeah dude we have a ton in the fridge right there. You start to make some pancakes cooking up a ton not knowing how much the boys are gonna eat. Soon you see Derik some down stairs and he looks totally different as his once fit but was a total bubble and even starting to form a beer belly. You go to wake up but when you walk into his bedroom your met with an older version of Mike. Hey dude breakfast is ready if you want some. “Yeah I’ll be right down” says Mike. As he gets out of bed you notice that his neck is huge and his face had totally fatten out. You would never know that he had a six pack has he was forming a bit of a belly. All the guys sit down for breakfast, and you made a good amount of pancakes five for each of them which you already think is a little much but you don’t know how hungry they will be. Surprisingly with in the first ten minutes Derik is asking for seconds and so is Dan and Mike! You quickly whip up some more and serve them they gobble them up real fast. “Thanks dude these were great” says Dan.

After you clean up all of the food you go to see the guys. You guys doing ok? “Yeah dude never better I just wished I packed a bigger shirt it’s starting to feel really tight on me” says Derik. Sorry man, you say even though you know there is more clothes you just have to wait for them to get a little bigger. Looking a Derik he is really staring to grow a beard out of no where and fast but it looks good on him. You ask the guys if they need anything and they all say more beer even though they have all ready had four each! You guys sure you need more? “Of course I do I need to watch the whole game with a beer in my hand or daddy’s gonna be angry” says Mike. You look at Mike shocked he called himself daddy but your not mad you even kinda liked it go you get the beers right away and sit down with them. “Well that was a good game guy but I think I’m going to get to bed I’m exhausted” says Mike. All you did was sit around how are you tired also it’s only nine normally you stay up late. That’s the thing with Mike he goes to bed early and sleeps in too. Ok you do you man. Soon after that all of you guys head up saying good night to the boys and that when you tell Derik and Dan that there’s extra clothes in the closet if they need any as the daddio should be all done by the morning. You get to bed too as you can’t wait to see the guys in the morning. Waking up you notice that your the first up which is weird because Derik and Dan are always up before you. You walk up to there bedroom and from all three of the guys bedrooms you hear loud snoring which is a good sign because they never snore. A little later Dan comes down stairs and you can tell that this is it the final product. Dan looks great especially with the clothes I bought him and he doesn’t even know anything has changed he’s just my big old dad now. He doesn’t look like he is your age he looks about a whole forty year older then you.

You go up and pat his huge belly. He loves it when you rube is belly you like that shirt on Dan because on how the buttons look like they could pop off any second. Next down stairs is Derik he comes up right to the fridge takes out leftovers and sits down and starts shoving it into his mouth. After he’s down he’s ready for his daily nap already and you know your going to go up and cuddle with him soon

You grab his ass real fast on the way up and try to help him up the stairs as his gut is almost touching the group and it’s hard for him to pick up. But as you get upstairs you already know the deal as you walk right into Mikes room and he’s on the bed ready for what’s coming.

You love your three daddies and you wouldn’t have it any other way and they all like you as you share it all together for the rest of there big boy life’s.

[myperfectfatdads]

Thanksgiving Dinner

As thanksgiving is right around the corner I’ve never seen why it’s so important I mean it’s just a holiday where people stuff their face with food. Personally I’ve never been an eater but at least I get to spend it with my friend Trey and Jake.

Everyone at school called us the gym bros which I mean there not wrong we are all like family to each other also we do go to the gym as much as we can together but we’re in college so there is a lot of work to do so we don’t have a much time anymore. But luckily we are all on break right now so we’re going up to Treys house to eat there. We decided that we just wanted it to be us three this year but none of us are cooks so Treys dad will also have to be there which is I’m fine he’s a good cook if he doesn’t eat it all he’s definitely not the slimmest guy definitely on the bigger side of people he would probably eat more than all of us combined. Arriving at Treys house it smells delicious inside the table is filled with all different types of food turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, etc.. after seeing all this stuff it almost makes me hungry. “Hey guys welcome make yourself at home the food will be ready soon” says Trey as he welcomes us in. “Thanks man good to be here any boy it sure smells good” says Jake. Yeah dude this is awesome. “Thanks here let’s go upstairs while my dad finishes up” says Trey. Heading upstairs you go into Treys bedroom. “Guys I got a surprise” says Trey as he bends down to open his mini fridge and pulls out a big six pack of beer. “Woah man how did you get your hands on those” says Jake. “From my dad he said that it’s ok to have a little fun” says Trey. “Bro is it ok if we turn on video games for a little before your dad calls us down” says Jake. “Man you know you don’t have to ask me twice” says Trey. After a while you hear Treys dad calling you guys down for dinner. As you walking into the kitchen your hit with all different types of smells all good. Trey with a six pack of beer in his hand plops it down on the table and stars to lay them out. This looks great thank you! “Yes of course anything for you boys also I’m going to eat with you of course” says Treys dad. As you sit down everyone starts to dig in. Everyone grabs a plate and starts to fill it up, sitting back down you notice that Treys plate has more stuff on it then his dads which is surprising because that man can eat. Jake’s plate is also looking really full for what he normally eats but you just shrug it off and dig in. You feel like your in a trans as normally you can’t eat much at all but all three of you boys go up for second and even thirds stuffing the plate to the max. All of cheers your beers together and chug, Trey and Jake were downing them like it was almost a competition, two beers then three and even four! After all of you stuff yourself to the brim you look over and see that Trey is looking a little bloated

I mean makes sense especially after the huge meal you just had but for some reason it looked off to you he seemed older. “BURPPPPPPPPPPP” Says Trey “Dude that was nasty you shook the whole house” says Jake. “Haha a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do” says Trey while patting his gut. Weird Trey never acts like this he always the one who is so strict about that stuff but here he is being a total slob. Treys dad seemed thankful that we all liked his meal so much he said he put all of his love into it and his special ingredient. All three of you guys prob yourself onto the coach all super full and exhausted. “Man this meal made me feel really old I mean super good I just feel super bloated and tired.” Says Jake. “It’s probably from all the turkey you are man” says Trey. “Yeah probably I’m gonna sleep like a baby tonight” says Jake. Can I just crash at your place tonight dude I can sleep on the coach. “Yeah me too dude it would be a lifesaver” says Jake. “Of course, well I guess I have to ask my dad first, wait you know what I’m old enough to make this decision on my own and yes you can stay the night” says Trey. “Perfect, well on that note I call guest bed” says Jake. Fine bro I guess it got the coach then. “Dude even after this meal I still feel super stuffed I can feel my belly expanding” says Trey. “Haha same though I feel like I’m getting older the thing that kills me the most is my bad it’s been killing me since I can remember” says Trey. You have back problems dude you never told me before. “Well that’s what happens when you start to get old like me.” Says Trey. Well guys super fun night but I think I’m gonna go to be this turkey has made me super tired I don’t wanna pass out so goodnight boys. You sure your gonna go to bed dude it’s only eight. “Yeah burppppp it’s bed time for this old guy” says Jake. “I think ima crash too dude, we’ll see yeah goodnight.” Says Trey. You feel tired too so you decide to crash on the coach, normally it takes you a little to get to bed but tonight you were out right away. Waking up is super as you are still super tired also as you try to sit up you notice something is off, theres a huge gut in the way! That’s off normally your metabolism controls any food that you eat but for some reason it’s totally gone and you don’t just look big you look huge.

It’s hard as a rock as you start to panic you think to go and see Trey he will know what to do he’s always been more of the healthy guy. Walking into the living room you’re met with someone who looks just like Treys dad looking outside holding a cup of coffee as you approach him you ask if Trey is still asleep. “What do you mean is Trey still asleep I’m right here” says Trey as he slaps his hugs gut.

Bro you look like you 65 years old! “Your getting good at this game because I am 65 years old how could you forget that remember your only one year younger then me” says Trey. “Ah here comes Jake” says Trey. An old man walked into with room with a shirt that is so small for him it looks like it could ripe any second.

“Haha your beard is getting so big these days Jake I might as well call you Santa you sure got the belly for it” says Trey. “Yep and I sure am trying to keep it up, what’s for breakfast you know that I’m hungry” says Jake. “Well I was thinking leftovers we might as well have another feast” says Trey as he takes his last sip of coffee and then walks into the kitchen to start making breakfast. Now you remember you are staying a Treys house to have thanksgiving with him and Jake and you spent the night. All of you just retired and decided to celebrate it. Well you might as well celebrate it again because could sure eat a whole other feast right about now.

[myperfectfatdads]

Boat Trip

I wish my family had a boat, but my friend Joshes family has a boat. When he invited me onto it I was super excited this will be my first time on a boat well ever! Josh said to let early in the morning at the docks, I’m going with him and his dad. Josh just wanted it to be us two but his dad insisted for him to go as they never get to go out on the boat anymore and he misses it.

Arriving at the dock I see Josh and his dad and me and him are sure ready to get on the boat and out into the ocean. We’re both really good swimmers Josh thinks we are because we did lesson when we were young but I think that it’s because of our fit bodies I mean come on why wouldn’t we be good at swimming. Joshes dad on the other hand if he falls into the water I think is big belly will take him under and drown him. He’s definitely not the fittest man out there I mean he is old though being 58 years old. Getting onto the boat it’s nice not to big but also not to small the perfect size. Joshes dad also wanted to drive the boat which im fun with because that’s just more time to talk to Josh. We don’t get to talk as much as we used to now that we are in college and don’t really have the time to hang out everyday like we used to. It’s takes about an hour or two to get out to what seems like the middle of the ocean not another piece of land in sight or boat. But what am I to know I mean this is my first time on a boat well ever. “Hey boys a brought a bunch of beer if you want some it’s in the cooler down stairs” says Bob, Bob is Joshes dad. Looking into the cooler he’s not wrong there is a ton of beer in there. “Well bro let’s this party started” Josh says while cracking open is first bottle of beer. We are old enough to drink beer now but I’ve never been a huge fan. I started drinking beer last year Thats when u fist tried it and have never had the urge to try it again. After a long day of drinking swimming in the water and eating food all three of us were exhausted. I had a few beers myself but Josh definitely had the most out of all three of us which is surprising because his dad loves beer. Looking at Josh he was definitely drunk.

He also wasn’t looking to good as his belly was sticking out a little bit when normally he has a nice hard six pack his face is also rounding out a little bit. His dad didn’t seem to mind though he would also come up to him and slap his gut and say that’s my boy. I think that Josh just needs to get to sleep he’s not looking too good he’s also looking a lot older than when we got into the boat. I tell his dad that I think we are ready for bed as it is starting to get late, but his dad just looks at me and says come one I haven’t had this much fun since I was young let the old guy have some fun won’t yah here I’ll grad you two another beer its on the house. Josh does look like he could stay up a little longer I mean sure why not we’ll have another beer. “Okay I take you up on your offer I got I real good beer I want to have you guys taste for me” says Bob. What’s so special about this beer anyways? “Nothing it’s just a normal beer here it’s a new flavor though. I could tell he wasn’t telling us the full truth but it’s my best friend’s dad so it’s okay. Me and Josh both take our beers and take a sip. “This one teste different man I don’t know what I think about it burpppp” says Josh. “Haha that’s my son!” Says Bob. “Well I think I’m gonna hit the hay this man is tired we’ll cheers to another fun day tomorrow” says Josh. We all say goodnight but Bob seems older happy for some reason and I don’t know why maybe it just because he doesn’t really have any friends so he thinks it’s cool or fun to hang out with us. Waking up in the morning I’m being called up for breakfast by Bob, ugggg I feel super sluggish what was in that beer from last night. Your sleeping next to Josh as you wake him up he’s like a new man he grew a whole beard over night and it’s grey too! Hey bro you good your not looking the best. “Yeah man I’m fine I’m just really hung over I think” says Josh. Well your dad is calling us up for breakfast so let’s go, maybe just take it easy today dude. “Yea we both should your not looking awesome too bro” says Josh, yeah I definitely had to much beer last night. “No dude I mean your belly” says Josh, looking down at your belly there is a little bump, oh it’s all good my metabolism good dude it will go away soon. Going up to breakfast you see Bob with a full meal, woah you prepared all of this on a boat thats awesome. “Yep you boys better eat up well because I’m think of another day of drinking and swimming maybe I’ll even get in the water with you guys if I don’t sink haha” says Bob. After a very fun day of drinking, eating bobs delicious meals and swimming you feel exhausted. Man I’m tired dude I’m about to go to bed are you? “Yeah I’ll be there in a sec” says Josh. “Here dude let’s have one last beer before bed my dad saved us two special ones.” Says Josh. Oh okay sounds good one more before bed won’t hurt. Josh and I drink our beers and then get into bed. Waking up in the morning it’s our final day, Josh is already out of bed which isn’t normal he normally sleeps in and I’m the one who has to get him up. As you get out of bed you feel super heavy and sluggish, must have been from all the beer last night. Walking up the stairs you head to men laughing. Bob and a stranger?? Hey Bob who is this fella? “What do you mean who burppppp is this fella it me Josh” says Josh. Looking at his body this is not Josh it’s at man in his mid 50s.

You and your dad could be twins you two look the exact same age. “Haha we get that burppppp a lot” says Josh. “I mean look at you bro we could almost be twins looking down at your body your met with an old man with one big beer belly.

Woah you’re right I guess the beer really piled on me. “Its sure did man but we still got one more day left on the boat and this papa needs some beer in his belly so open that cooler Bob” says Josh “You got it, that’s my sun going on boat trips with his old man” says Bob. “Haha who you calling old man I bet I look older than you and I bet I have the louder burp, burppppppp.” Says Josh. “Well boys this had been the best boat trip ever can’t wait for the one next burpppp week” says Bob. For some reason this feels so wrong but also so wright at the same time, but you can’t wait tell next week to see you two best friends again and experience that weekend all over again.

[myperfectfatdads]

Dads Clothes

Dang bro I don’t have any extra clothes. “Yea same man” says Matt. You don’t have any clothes bro I mean this is your house you live here how do you possibly have no clothes. “This morning I did a huge run of laundry so it’s all in the wash and even more wet and dirty than the clothes we have right now” says Matt. Looking in Matt’s closet he’s right there is not a single piece of clothing. “See I told you bro” says Matt. Yeah I guess you’re right well is there any other clothes possibly we could wear. “I’ll see but you’re right coming back from a big day at the beach I sure do wanna change from these wet sandy swim suits.

“Oh I got it we can wear some of my dad’s clothes he has a ton of them here come on let’s go” says Matt. Are u sure bro one will your dad get man that we are wearing his clothes and two will his clothes even hit us I mean he’s on the bigger side of people. “Yeah they will be really big but it’s ok it better then wearing these sandy swimsuits and he will never know remember he doesn’t come back tell tomorrow we have the whole night to ourselves!” Says Matt. Going into his bedroom you look for some of his clothes and after you find some you try them on. “Yep just as I suspected these are huge on me” says Matt. You picked out a nice blue shirt, while Matt picked out a big grey shirt. “Woah man I know my dad is big but these clothes make him look huge” says Matt, yeah bro this is one of the biggest shirts I’ve seen! “Haha, man we look so funny in these I feel like my dad would be really mad though if he found out we are wearing his clothes so we just can’t let him find out” says Matt. Yeah no problem man your secret is safe with me I mean I’m wearing your dad’s clothes too. “Hey look at me, I’m wearing my dads overalls” says Matt. Haha that’s funny man there even big on you too! “Your right, hey let’s go down to the kitchen and get some food I’m starving” says Matt. While I’m the kitchen you notice that Matt’s face has stubble on it. Hey dude when did you start growing stubble? “What do you mean man at the beach today we already talked about this we both have stubble, also your so lucky you get to wear my dads shorts I have to wear his stupid jeans” says Matt. Oh yeah sorry man I totally forgot. “Is it just me or does a beer sounds really good right now?” Says Matt, a beer, bro I thought you hated beer. “I do but it’s just sounds super good right now I don’t know why.” Ok bro you do you. “Wow thanks burpppppppppp, what the heck that came out oh no where.” That’s strange man you never burp. “Yeah but I also don’t like beer so anything is possible, well I’m glad you get to spend the weekend here bro my dad will be home in the morning just make sure to change out of his clothes by than.” Sounds good bro I got you he won’t find out. “He shouldn’t need to my clothes should be ready in the morning before he gets home.” What the heck. “What is it?” Your growing a beard bro and its grey! “Omg your right what is going on Thats so weird you are too!” What, your right and mine it grey too! “Don’t worry about it to much man it’s probably just from stress it happens a lot I’ve heard.” Yeah bro it’s happens a lot to old people we are not old we’re only 22. “Well your right but we are at the age we’re we start to grow beards so I think it’s normal.” I guess your right. “I know these overalls are kinda weird but I kinda like them they just feel like they support me, also these jeans feel like the fit a bit better.” They fit better bro I swear they were huge on your just and hour ago. “I mean they are still big I don’t know maybe they shrunk, yawnnnn I’m getting tired bro what time is it?” Its 11 oh yeah it’s time for bed bro, where are we sleeping? “I mean we probably shouldn’t sleep in the same bedroom so you can sleep in mine for the night and I’ll sleep in my dads I guess.” Okay bro sounds good we’ll goodnight then. Saying goodnight to Matt you realize that his few strands of hair on his face turned into a whole bushy beard. Thinking it’s weird you don’t think much of it and go to bed. Waking up in the morning and getting out of bed the shirt that was super loose yesterday felt like it fit a lot better this morning. It was almost even a little tight but that’s weird you swear it was loose earlier. Going to wake Matt up you knock on the door but no response, maybe he is all ready down stairs. Walking down the stairs is a lot harder with back pain. Wait I never have back pain well maybe I just got a bad sleep last night, also I feel really heavy today so maybe that’s it. Then as you walk into the kitchen your let with Matt’s dad but wait he’s not supposed to be home tell later and why is he wearing the same clothes that Matt was yesterday.

In a deep voice the old man says good morning man. Hey Matt’s dad I thought you weren’t supposed to be home tell later. “What do you mean it’s me Matt good old burppppppp papa Matt, remember yesterday when I said these overalls felt good well yeah now they really feel good they have to support this big beer belly of mine. “Your keeping up quite to belly there too man. Look at yourself you are met with an old fat man.

Well I guess you’re right man when you get old like us it’s really hard to watch the weight. “Yeah that’s right I mean I felt like it gets bigger every day.” Well should I return these clothes to your dad? “No need dude also these are my clothes and don’t call me dad I’m only 63 haha.” Well thanks man this is my new favorite shirts for sure also do you wanna go out for breakfast it’s on me? “Yeah sure man I can eat, gotta keep up this belly burppppppppp.” Well so can I haha let’s go then.

[myperfectfatdads]

Old Men

My friend Mike had just invited me and one of my other best friends Jake. Us three have always been really close since birth we have been going to the same school with each other for years and we even are all going to the same college right now. Not trying to brag but us three are all women magnets.

I’m the one on the right Jake is the one in the middle and you guessed it Mike is the one to the right. We’ve made it our goal to go the gym together every single day after our classes and it’s really starting to show. Mike’s vacation house was not close I was thinking we were going to have to take a plane but I guess we can drive there even though it was a nine hour drive to his house, at least I’m with my best buddies. Normally when we go out to his vacation house which is not often, we go with his whole family but this time his family is out of town so we have the whole place to ourselves! Getting to the house it’s huge, I’ve been to his other house but not this one it was me and Jake’s first time. “Woah man this place is really nice” says Jake, “thanks bro I mean I wish this was my real home not just for vacation” says Mike. “My bedroom is upstairs and it’s perfect because next to my bedroom are two extra bedrooms where you guys can sleep.” Says Mike, “here I’ll help you guys unpack your stuff.” Remember when I said his family was out of town they are but he doesn't really have much family he is an only child and his mom died at a young age so all he has left is his dad. But Mike hates his dad, Mike says that he’s just not like him and they have nothing in common for example I like going to the gym and my dad had never been to a gym in his life. So going upstairs I see three rooms next to each other and one room off in the distance, “that’s my dads room but he’s not here” says Mike. “Come in guys let’s go make some food after you get unpacked I’m starving.” Says Mike, “yeah man I’ll hurry up I’m staring too” says Jake. Going down to the kitchen it’s really nice and big, “darn man we have food but we don’t have any drinks I could really go for a beer right now” says Mike. I mean we all are twenty one just turned it a little big ago so we all are allowed to drink beer. “I mean I know we are allowed to drink beer but I’m not really a huge fan of it but I’ll have some if you find some. “Wait my dad may have some in his room he’s always drinking beer might as well go check” says Mike. While looking in his room the boys seem to have no luck. “Wait here we go under the bed oh nice it’s a six pack too not opened” says Mike, “bro are you sure your dad wants us going though his stuff?” Says Jake, “it’s fine man not like he knows that we have it” says Mike, “yea I guess you right, we’ll what are you waiting for let’s go down stairs and open it” says Jake. “Weird I’ve never seen this type of beer before, big old papa bear beer, I mean makes sense why my dad would drink this he is a big old papa, whatever the beer looked good though” says Mike. Opening the beer they are met with a very strong smell opening the beers the all cheer while taking there first sips. “Oh this stuff is really good what was I saying not like beer earlier” says Jake. Yea man this is good! “Hey guys I’m burppppppppp” says Mike. Woah man that was a loud one. “Yeah is was, but it was weird normally I can control when I burp that one just came burppppp out, see like that!” Says Mike, “it’s okay bro we all burp, well it’s getting late guys can we go watch a little football then go to bed” says Jake, yea sounds good to me. “Here the TV is over here I’ll turn on football I can’t wait I love football!” Says Mike. That’s off bro I swear earlier today you said you hate football. “We’ll kinda depends on the day” says Mike. “They beer was good man but after that I feel really bloated fartttttt” says Jake, “yea me too man after this game is over I’m going to burpppppo bed” says Mike. You guys ok you do look really bloated! “Yeah we’re good I think we’re just full I’ll burn it off tomorrow of in my sleep.” Says Jake.

Waking up in the morning and going down stairs I’m met with Mike sitting on the coach again but he’s not looking to good is face looks really chubby and his belly is sticking out a little. Hey man good morning I say while sitting down and slapping his belly, your starting to look like a dad my guy. “Haha very funny but I’m way to young to have kids bro I’m only 24” days Mike, wait 24 we’re not twenty four we are twenty one right? No were twenty four still in college and I graduate this year with all three of my friends. “Woah Jake you really started to grow a beard” says Mike “what do you mean man it’s only a little stubble I shaved a week ago” Says Jake. Well it’s early I going to go get some breakfast guys. “Yeah sounds good I’ll follow you this daddy gotta eat haha” Says Mike. “Oh cool we still have three of the beers left from yesterday and I know it’s early but I’m going to have mine right now” Says Jake. “Yeah me too there nothing like a nice cold beer in the morning” says Mike. I’ll have mine too then guys if you’re having yours. “Well cheers boys we deserve it after graduating collage!” Says Mike, oh yea we all just graduated and came out here for the summer, time really does fly when you having fun. After a fun day of drinking there beer and watching football and burping/farting the three boys are exhausted. “Well yawnnn I’m going to bed man this was a great day though see u boys in the morning” says Jake. Yeah goodnight hey Mike why are you going to your dads bedroom? “I don’t know I just kinda want to sleep there tonight it just feels right you know what I’m saying?” Says Mike, we’ll do whatever you wanna do man goodnight! Getting out of bed you feel off like something was different but you didn’t know what. Walking out of the bedroom you go down stairs and your the first one up it seems so you go back up to check on your friends. Waking past Jake’s bedroom you hear loud snoring, but that’s off Jake never snores I thought or at least hasn’t. Walking into Jake’s bedroom you see a fifty seven year old man snoring sound asleep on the bed.

Confused as you walk up to the man you see ripped clothes on the ground not any ripped clothes Jake’s clothes that he was wearing yesterday so you go up to him and bump him to wake him up the man jolts awake and in a really deep voice he said let your old man sleep for a little longer won’t ya? You walk out of the room even more confused when you first came in. You decide to go check up on Mike and see if everything is okay, walking into Mikes room it’s empty. Oh yeah he slept in his dad’s room last night but waking into his dad’s room he’s not met with Mike he’s met with Mikes dad.

“Hey there sir can I help you?” Says Mike. Well I’m looking for my friend Mike are you his dad? “what do you mean his dad it’s me Mike, man old age has really got you burppppppp” says Mike. And looking into the mirror he’s right you’re not you your an old fat man!

Mike what happend to you dude you look exactly like you dad you’re even wearing his clothes and your beard I mean look at it it’s huge. “Yeah it’s the only clothes that fit this big belly of mine.” Says Mike. Slapping your big belly Mike says “come on man let’s go wake up Jake he’s a real good sleeper and a loud on chuckle.” Walking into Jake’s bedroom your met with the same fat man asleep on the bed Mike goes and slaps his belly real hard. The man jolts awake with a huge burp, burppppppppppp. “Haha” says Mike while slapping is overalls on his huge belly. “Well boys the big football game is on today I’m not missing it for the life of me so burpppppppp let’s go turn it on I have beers too” says Mike, in a way deeper voice Jake says “this game today is gonna be great farttttt gotta keep up the beer belly haha.” “Come on then put on a shirt and let’s go” says Mike, “I don’t have any shirts that fit me this hairy beast does what he wants chuckle.” Says Jake “Sounds good pops Thats belly does what it’s wants well I’m going down to watch to game see you guys down there soon!”

[myperfectfatdads]

OLD FELLOWS:

When my friend Derik invited me out to his grandparents mansion for the whole summer I was super excited! Me and Derik are best friends and to spend the whole summer with him in a mansion would be awesome! So of course I said yea right away and he said he would pick me up at my house tomorrow. When Derik arrived at my door he was in really good shape, we would always go to the gym together until he moved away to go live with his grandparents.

I myself had also been keeping in shape and was super excited to hear that his grandparents mansion had a whole gym in it!

“Well we’re here” said Derik, that was a long but good 4 hour car ride. His grandfather died a few years back and his grandmother lives in a foster care now so he had the whole place to himself! First thing I do is pick my room but it’s hard to decide because there are so many options. “I’ll take the one next to you Derik” I say, “Sounds good man after you unpack wanna take a dip in the pool?” Says Derik, you have a pool bro that’s awesome yeah of course I wanna get into the pool after I get my stuff unpacked. Waking into the massive backyard I see a huge deck with a big pool on it. “Hey bro I got some drinks in the cooler if you want any” says Derik, opening the cooler I see beer?! We are both only 20 to young to be drinking beer turning around I see Derik holding a beer bottle right in his hand. “Bro we are only 20 why do you have beer we still have a whole year left before we can drink it!” “It’s ok man who is going to know I mean we have this whole place just us two for the whole summer.” “Yea bro I guess you’re right I mean what’s the worst that can happen?” After saying that I grab a glass of ice cold beer and hop into the pool. Awwwww this is the life my guy, but this was also my first time trying beer after taking my first sip I’m met with a spicy cold kinda flavor, well it’s ok I mean there’s nothing special about it I say to myself. “Man I’m going to go inside and get changed here come with me I’ll give you a tour dude.” Getting out of the pool and getting dressed we head to the kitchen Derik tell me that his grandfather had a ton of money and bought this house and sadly died soon after that but it’s nice because now this place is mine. His grandfathers rooms still remains the same nothings changed, “yea I never had time or just wanted to clear this room out so it just sits here now” says Derik. Waking into his room nothing seems off about until I open one of the old jours and inside I find an old looking box with Derik’s name on it. “Hey bro there’s this old looking box with you name on it” I say “weird dude I haven’t been in this room in ages well let’s open it bro!” Looking inside the box there a note from his grandfather that says “Derik I see you have found my box the thing in here was really special to me and I want you to have it maybe it will be special to you too love grandpa.” Oh he left two rings cool! “Here bro you have one and I’ll have one now we’re matching!” Says Derik.

These are cool I wonder where your grandfather got them from. “Yea I wonder here come on let’s go finish the house tour.” Sounds good man! “So this is my room and next to my room is burpppppppppp omg bro I’m sorry that came out of no where” says Derik. Your good bro happens to the best of us. “Wow it got late really fast I think ima go to bed in a minute bro sorry” says Derik, you’re good I think I’m going to go to bed in a sec too. Walking up you feel great getting out of bed and going down stairs where you can hear Derik down there. Hey bro good morning, woah dude you ok your not looking to good your all hairy and you stomach it sticking out a little and you look a lot older bro.

“What do you mean bro I feel great you should take a look at your self” says Derik. Looking down at your self he’s right your stomach is sticking out a little too and your also getting really hairy and looking older.

Your right man that’s weird though because I wasn’t this hairy at all yesterday I mean we’re only twenty.

“Yeah bro your right well, I’m going to head down to the gym and work out do you wanna join me?” Yea I’ll be right down don’t you think this is a little weird though? “Yes of course this is really strange but I’m not going to think about it to much and just go try to burn off some of this fartttttttt oh sorry bro had to let that one out” says Derik. You ok man you never fart? “Never burppppppp better.” These rings your grandpa gave you do you know why he gave them to you because ever since I’ve put it on I’ve felt a little weird. “I mean I think he used to wear them all the time that’s all I know of aw screw the gym I’ll be in the pool chilling do you wanna join me I got beers.” Says Derik, yea why not bro here I’ll go get my swim suit on, while getting your swim suit on it feels like it barely fits and you have to really pull to get it on. “Awww this pool feels amazing and this beer is even better” says Derik, bro you gotta slow down you have already had three. “You can’t be talking yesterday you said you didn’t even like it and now you have all ready had two today, see I guess you do like it.” Ok man your right but you gotta slow down, is it just me or is your hair turning grey man I mean just look at it the color is fading. Also your face is really starting to fill out and get chubby I think it’s from the beer. “Ok man stop calling me old I’m not that old I’m only 30” says Derik, wait 30 no no we’re only 20 right? Yea that has to be right because we’re not allowed to drink beer but we have been all day wait we are 30 dang I’m already so old, hey dude your grandpas ring is starting to get uncomfortable I think I’m going to take it off. “Sounds good dude I think I may take mine off too.” Weird it’s not coming off maybe I need to pull harder, no that’s not it it’s stuck! Hey dude my ring won’t come off is yours? “Let me burpppppppp so uh not I can’t get it off thats weird though.” Says Derik, hey man I’m getting out of the pool I feel nauseous and I have bad back pain. “Yeah man age will do that to you when you get old” says Derik, old I’m not old I mean I’m only 35 I still have my whole life ahead of me. “I’ll get out with you I’m really tired I think I’m going to go to bed soon” says Derik. Your going to bed already man it’s only 5 we don’t normally go to bed intel like 10. “Yeah I just feel “yawnnnnn” tired tonight.” Also speaking of your grandpas ring your starting to looks like a grandpa man with your chubby cheeks and beach ball gut. “Well look at you bro you look like Santa with your big grey beard and big belly full of jelly haha.” Says Derik. “I’m going to bed man I know it’s early but pops has to get be in bed on time. Ok man also why are you calling yourself pops your only 37. “Haha yeah I’m just burppppppp oh that was a good one probably from all the beer.” While waking up stairs you see Derik walk right past his room, hey bro where are you going your room is this way. “What do you mean my room is this way it’s right here.” Derik points to his grandfathers room. Oh okay man your sleeping in there tonight. “Bro I always sleep in there also do you need one of my shirts your shirt is looking really tight on you.” Says Derik, yea I do, thanks bro this really helps, oh this white shirt fits great! “Well that’s good we’re about the same size well goodnight man” Yea you too goodnight, even though you told Derik the shirt fit great it’s really big but it will have to do for now. Waking up in the morning you put on a pear of Derik’s jeans that fit great and put on the white shirt he gave you yesterday, weird it used to be really big but now it fits perfect. Well I should probably go down stairs to see Derik while scratching you big grey beard. Walking into the kitchen Derik is not there, huh thats weird he’s all ways up super early in the morning. Going up stairs you go into his bedroom and see no one in there oh yeah he slept in his grandfathers room last night. Going into his grandfathers room he is met with not Derik but a old fat 65 year old man asleep on a chair in his bedroom.

You slowly walk up to the snoring man and slap is beer belly, the man jolts awake. “Burppppppp oh my bad man” says Derik. Hey have you seen my friend Derik he’s tall and fit. “What are you taking about I’m Derik right here your roommate beach ball guy you call me” says Derik, “fartttttt also man you have really grown out that beard I think I’m going to start calling you Santa clause.

Looking at yourself in the mirror your met with a fat 64 year old man. What does he say again? Oh yea ho ho ho. “Haha well man I’m going to go get a beer” A beer already I’m just joking it’s nine normally I’ve already had three, well what are you waiting for grandpa let’s go. “Burpppppp one sec pops needs a few minutes to stand up, I’ll meet you down there.” Haha you better be fast or they will be all gone.

[myperfectfatdads]

BEST BUDDIES:

My dad and I have never had a good relationship. But I don’t know what I did wrong for him to always hate me. We have tons of stuff in common like watching football well that’s about it. I guess we are very different people but that doesn't mean he has to hate his own son! Anytime I try to talk to him he just stares at me and walks away. I think it might be his age my pops is starting to get old and it’s showing with his balding head and bushy beard. I don’t even look related to him I mean he’s a balding man with a huge beer gut and I’m a hot twenty two year old I mean the girls won’t get off me. But that’s not the point the only thing I wish for is to be friends with my old man for him to treat me like a son not a disgrace. After finishing my workout I head to the locker room but it seems off my gym added this man in a box. On it, it says that it can grant any wish for the little price of 25 cents. Woah this is a steal a whole wish for only a quarter! I find a quarter in my gym bag and put it in, it asked me what my wish is and I told it my wish it for my dad to like me to see me as his friend. The box says wish granted, this will be so cool if it really works. Getting home I run into my dad but it seems like nothing has changed. He’s still ignoring me and acting like I’m invisible like always. That sucks I just wasted my quarter and for what nothing! The next day after my workout I go into the locker room to see if the machine will give me my money back. But as I walk into the locker room and the machine is gone it’s no where to be seen! What is going on I totally got scammed, I angrily walk out of the gym to go home and still nothing has changed! It did say the wish could take a day or two but I’m not the most patient guy. Well maybe tomorrow I guess but I think I got totally scammed by it. Well it’s getting late, goodnight dad! I get no response back like normal but while waking to my room he yells son! Excited I go up to him and say yes pops? “Go grab me another beer make yourself useful.” All I do is storm off and go to bed. Waking up in the morning something feels off I can’t put my finger on it but something’s wrong oh I know what it is a slept in but that’s weird I never sleep in I think. Getting out of bed was super hard a felt really heavy for some reason. Finally getting out of bed I itch my face woah why do u have stubble I don’t have a beard at all I just shaved? Waking into the bathroom my jaw drops on what I see it’s not me the hot twenty two year old it a fat bald man with a huge beer gut and bushy beard. I scream but not in my voice it sounded way deeper than mine my father hearing my scream walks into that bathroom. “What’s wrong Joe, also the game is about to start and I got us a six pack of beer for the two of us.” Joe what my name it not Joe and what is my dad taking about I hate beer he knows that. Wait do I hate beer I think I hate beer. Wait why would I hate beer it’s my favorite drink and Derik is my best friend and I’m at his house today to watch our favorite team play today well guess I better go see him then I don’t wanna miss the game burpppppppp.

[myperfectfatdads]

50 And Older

“Come on man” says Cam lets get into the pool there is no need to let your swim suit dry. “Fine bro just give me another minute ok” says Tim need to let it dry for a little longer. “Uggggg fine I’ll wait bro” says Cam angler sitting down. “Ok all ready to go let’s get into the pool” says Tim woah ok there are a ton of kids in this pool it filled to the max. “Yea there is no way I am getting in here anymore” says Tim. “Well I have an idea, there is another pool but it’s for people the ages 50 and over” says Cam. That’s not a good idea bro” says Tom. Please Tom let’s just go and take a peek. Fine I guess we can go take a look. “See look what I said there is this whole pool and not a single person in it no one would ever know we here” says Cam. “This just feels wrong tho it’s for people ages 50 and older not for us 20 year olds. Bro don’t think to hard about it it’s ok we will be fine no one is even here! I guess well let’s get into the pool then. “Awwwwww this feels great” says Cam some beer would go really good with this nice pool swim. “What beer bro I thought you hated beer” says Tim. “I do but it just sounds so good right now” says Cam. Woah Cam are u ok what’s going on with you?? What do u mean -burppppp, wait where is my six pack says Cam as he sees his gut expanding right before his eyes. Also what is the beard growing and why are my checks so cubby. A beer would really help me out here bud. “Bud bro my name is Tim you know that” says Tim. Farttttt sorry had to let that one out. “Ok I’m getting out there is something wrong with this pool wait 50 and older bro your turning into a 50 year old!” I’m getting out right now say Tim. “Ok then bud can you grab me a beer when your up there?” Says Cam. “Bro what is going on omg your so hairy and your gut is huge!” Says Tim. “Yep just how I like it son been telling you that for years -burpppp now where that beer you were taking about son?” Fine dad I’ll go get it but do you really another beer? “Yep gotta keep up the beer belly” “chuckle”

[myperfectfatdads]

Still Twins

Doug and Liam have always been called twins since birth no matter where they go or what they do they are always pointed out for being similar. But they both hated it and wanted to be their own person. One day to change them up a little bit Liam grew out his stubble a little bit into a tiny beard the next time he saw Doug he did the same! “Bro I wish we didn’t look like this” said Doug little did he know that by saying that it would change there life’s forever and not in a good way. The next day Liam ran into Doug but Doug looked a little different there was something off did he change his hair, no ok how about… wait I got it oh that’s weird Doug’s face looked a little more chubby and bigger which is weird because Doug had always been very fit his whole life. But after Liam took a good look into the mirror he soon realized that his faces looked bigger too. “What is going on why does my face look so big” says Liam confused on what going on starts to feel this tingling feeling in his stomach. “What what the hell is my stomach expanding” says Liam. Liam runs over to Doug’s house and while opening the door he is met with a huge man with his belly sticking out. Burpppp may a help you? Says the older man. “Um have you seen my friend Doug who also lives here?” Then there was strait silence for a few seconds before the older man says I am Doug. “Bro what happened you say Liam you used to be so fit. Doug looking confused says you gotta take a good look at your self there bud and then Liam realizes he has a massive beer belly too. Well I guess we will be twins forever says Doug. Yea I guess so says Liam while they go to give each other a hug but there bug guts are in the ways so they just laugh it off.