honey.

kendall nicole jenner, twenty-four. perhaps there's something terribly wrong with me. [ not kendall, just rp ! ]

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scmpaio​:

oi, i’m sara and i’m looking for someone to come and travel the globe with me. will supply applicant with food and lots of puppy loving from my two dogs akita and south. i want to get down and dirty. hike the himalayas, trek through the amazon, swim with sharks and even eat some bugs. in a perfect world i’d be doing all of that, but with my job it’s almost impossible. don’t get me wrong i love modeling, but sometimes i miss being back home in portugal. screw it, i might just take an impromptu trip back to portugal. where are some of your favorite places you’ve traveled thus far?  /  @theglamliststarters​

Hiya, stranger face. Are you free for the next few months for you to be able to travel so much? Consider me super jealous, my God. I forgot the last time I had some me-time, not gonna lie. I’ve been from one place to the other but it’s all for work — which is okay, I don’t hate it, I’m super grateful, but there comes a time where you just wanna hit the road and take some time for yourself, right? I might take a bit of a work break soon, I dunno. It’s been getting to me lately, and I don’t want it to get impossible to deal with, you know? I am free for the rest of this week, though. Take me to Portugal with you, please. Actually begging.

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cheeselarson​:

you’re just flattering me right now, stoooooop. i’ve been somewhat catching up on the undesired youtube drama since it shows up on my trending hashtags on twitter… for some reason. i’m not entirely sure why that’s the case, but it is. it didn’t go anywhere? how is that even possible? you’re the jenner girls! your mom is freakin’ kris jenner! oh my god — you’re enjoying my garden on instagram? holy crap. i have a fan! thank you so much!

It’s better to stay away from it, trust me. Sometimes it’s over important stuff but other times it’s so unnecessary and loud and obnoxious, so just stay away from it as best as you can and focus on the things that bring you joy, that’s my advice. I think it just probably wasn’t the right time? We tried a couple of years ago and Kylie got caught up with her cosmetics, I was hopping from fashion week to fashion week, you know the drill of not catching a break, I imagine. But hey, you’re so sweet, please! Can’t wait to see our Captain kick ass in space a second time, seriously. I went to see it last year with some of my friends and I cried — in the best way.

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blisms​:

i’m down for being an elf for Halloween as long as we can be as pretty as they were in the movie. otherwise? not sure i could pull it off. but hell yeah, lets be sexy elves. you’re right, they were all great looking in the movies. even better out of the costumes, lets be real here. Liv Tyler, Orlando Bloom. these are people who never seem to age and i need to know their secrets.

Pretty and petty, both at the same time. That Thranduil guy was petty as hell, and yet I couldn’t help falling in love with him when I first landed my eyes on him. We’re both tall, we put on a sick pair of heels and we’ll be towering over a good percentage of the people invited. Let’s just throw a big party and start planning already, I’m all in.

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TEXT  ⋯  KENDALL. 🦋💘

GIGI: i miss you sm and was trying to think of cool things to do to get you to hang out with me because i need your love and affection always...

GIGI: but, i've realized that i'm simply just a beluga whale now and can't move or do anything.

KEN: OH MY GOD I'M SCREAMING beluga whale gigi don't say that !!!

KEN: are you kidding? you're in zero condition to be going from one place to another, so i'm coming to you babe

KEN: where are you? i'm free for the next week or two, and i'm aaaaall yours angel 💘

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abigailxspencer​:

I have been looking at all of my different roles over the years on my IMDb page and forgot about some of the shows I did.  Am I the only one who forgets that I did movies with Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, and Daniel Craig and am I a bad person for forgetting these things?  I am Abigail Spencer and I forgot I was in This Means Wars and Cowboys and Aliens until seeing it listed.  

@theglamliststarters​

All of those names are iconic in my book, wow. I’ve gotten to work with pretty awesome people too, but in a different area of entertainment, I suppose? I met Tyra Banks and Naomi a few times, and Christy Turlington too. Those are things I personally could never forget, but hey, we all have those moments! Congrats on working with all of those A-listers, though. I’m sure it was a blast!

[grangerpotters]

Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid // The DVF Fall 2016 Collection

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@ghdid

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𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭  💬  bby bels. 👼🏻

kendall: sweet darling angel please tell me you're in nyc

kendall: if you're not... i'll legit fly anywhere you are right now because imysm

kendall: i'll cook for u :(

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melissamcrie​:

i just have to say this, food cravings when you’re pregnant are absolutely weird. i always heard that they were weird, but i never actually thought they would be. something that you’ve always hated, just 100% did not like and wouldn’t recommend, but then you get pregnant and you actually start craving it and wanting to eat it so much. i’ll wake up at 3 am craving mashed potatoes and peanut butter and melon and then i just have to go out and get it all by myself. i’m melissa and who volunteers to come over and help me paint and set up the nursery cause i haven’t done anything. i’ve just done a lot of online shopping and bought everything the books tell me i need. i’ve also bought a bunch of books. @theglamliststarters​

I can’t even tell you the level of food absurdity that my sisters have gone through, in every single of their pregnancies. I think Kylie was the weirdest, but maybe I’m saying that ‘cause I’m biased. Kourtney was always into pickles and mustard, Kim wanted ridiculous amounts of cayenne in her butter popcorn, the list goes on. Wait, peanut butter in the mashed potatoes, or separetely? Either way, I wouldn’t judge you. I’ve seen everything at this point — and yet. I’m the only sister without a child of my own. I’m good for now, I think. But hey, if you ever need anything, let me know and I send over anything you’re in the mood for. That was my specialty then for my sisters, and it still is. It’d be an honor to be of service to Supergirl, not only in painting nurseries. What color are you going for? Do you know what you’re having?

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dcameronhqs​:

I’ve been in the studio nonstop and I didn’t realise how late I’ve been staying in here for. I usually come in at around 10am, and I don’t leave til 2:30am. Let me tell you, my body is basically dead after it and I cannot talk the next day but it’s so worth it. I’ve been ordering a lot of food through UberEats and I’m really missing some home cooked food right now, so if anyone can come by the studio, chill for a bit and bring some delicious food, I’ll be your best friend forever. @theglamliststarters​

It always feels nice when your own fucked up sleeping schedule is shared by many others, so hey, welcome to the club of not sleepig very well, I think? I can relate, though. Some shoot days are literally fifteen hour long, and my feet are unable to move by the end of it — not to mention after fashion week shows. All I want is a new set of legs when it’s all over and done with. Where are you, babe? I was just thinking of getting some sushi, I’d love to share. Sushi’s always meant to be shared.

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isabvlllas​:

you put me up with my whirlwinds of circumstances and conversations, and that’s why i love you so damn much, ken. thank goodness for you and your ability to unpack my hot mess express. totally crazy, huh? like what? i think i could do the platinum blonde/lavender look, honestly. i think i’d look ravishing —— and even if i’m the only one that feels that way, i’m so down. i could try one of those that only last, like, ten shampoos or whatever as a start. i made it myself, jenner. are you proud? be proud of me. i worked really hard on it, and it actually doesn’t taste like shit! we’re getting more advanced next time with it, mark my words. it’s just a veggie stir fry, so you know —– broccoli, carrots, snow peas, water chestnuts, sauce, the whole nine yards —– and i poured it over some rice. hot sauce? not this time, no. i was afraid i’d ruin the whole thing with too much spice. all in good timing, kenny. all in good timing.

I have no choice, babe. You’re part of the very small and exclusive group of people who understands what it’s like to always have something going on, so I get you. Platinum lavender? You weren’t kidding, Bels! Can you imagine actually going for it? You’d revolutionize the game, and I’m not exaggerating. This year seems to be yet another year for hair makeover craziness, so I’m saying jump and go for it. I might join you, even? I went caramel blonde last year for like a month or two and I felt like a different person. I could always ask Kylie for one of her wig tricks, if you don’t wanna completely destroy your beautiful locks with bleach. I’ll have you know, I’m actually swimming in a pool of my own drool right now, jeez. That sounds amazing. Are you willing to make some more for me? I haven’t had anything but airplane food for the past three days and my tastebuds are starting to miss the taste of real food. I’m basically just begging you to hang out with me.

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ggisms​:

Over the years, I’ve noticed that my closet has gone from angsty teen boy with mostly blacks and greys to nerd with a lot of superhero shirts and other pieces of clothing in there. But now? Now I’ve gone to full blown I don’t give a shit what’s in my closet. This morning - more like around ten or eleven, who gets up early anymore? - I was digging for something clean and what did I find? A whole shit ton of Hawaiian shirts. So what did your boy wear? A Hawaiian shirt with some shorts that have flamingos on them. I’m at that age where as long as they are clean, they don’t have to match. Who is with me? I’m Grant, by the way. Hi.

I can relate to this so much, man. Back in the day I was in this nude colors wave, everything had to be some kind of sand brown, peachy orange tone, then I went through my punk-rock phase with those combat boots every cool kid used to wear and even my sister Kylie jumped on the bandwagon. Then it was neon, then boho... the list goes on. Now I’m gonna wear whatever’s clean and doesn’t smell too bad, I guess. It’s probably also because I’m learning to value and appreciate sleep more than ever, so I don’t have much time to get ready in the mornings. Hawaiian shirts are dope, dude, no judgement here. Whatever you’re feeling and makes you feel comfortable! Nice to meet you, Flash — or Grant. I’m Kendall, and clothes are just funny and creative fabrics at the end of the day, and this is coming from a model.

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orlxndoblxxm​:

That is a perfectly acceptable way to spend time, however….I probably would have paused it for a few hours just for sleep. I only say that though because I have a child who is extremely rambunctious and an early riser. Hmmm, favorite Lord of the Rings character? I’d love to be totally biased and say Legolas but in all honesty, I thought Aragorn was the best. Mainly cuz he got to kick ass so much more than Legolas did. Hello Kendall, its a pleasure and I must say you have good taste in films.

Hold on a second, this is the part where I dig myself a hole in the dirt and never come out of hiding. This is singlehandedly the most embarrassing way to meet you, honestly. But hey, thank you for answering my question, man. You’re a real one. The only answer that truly matters is yours, O’ Almighty Legolas. I’m just so into all the elves, even Tauriel who’s not even book canon. They’re just so damn pretty, I wanna be one of them for Halloween, I might need to figure out who. 

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cheeselarson​:

i just realized that filming videos every single day is a pain in my ass… i do love playing video games and talking to new, exciting people, but jeez! everybody was saying ‘brie, youtube is easy! you can do it!’ ha! please! — and yes, you’ve heard that right. i’m a youtuber now! acting? singing? i don’t know her. i’m just a thirty-year-old who loves animal crossing. no biiiiiig deal. anyways, i’m brie and i love women, wine, and long walks on the beach. @theglamliststarters​

Does that mean I can finally start watching Youtubers regularly without some incredibly undesired drama on the side? The Gods have heard me. I’m so excited to watch all of your content, wow. What made you take this new venture? I sort of tried a Youtube channel with my sister a long time ago, but as you might expect, it didn’t go anywhere, sadly. Hi, Brie! I’m Kendall, I’m such a big fan of you and your garden on Instagram.

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leiiiiighton​:

I just feel like it’s been ages since I last took a real nap. I’ve always needed naps so I can sleep better at night, if that even makes sense? I don’t know, most people don’t do naps so they can sleep at night but I can’t be alone in this one. Also, yeah, I’m rambling because guess what? I didn’t take a nap and now my sleep won’t kick in 

@theglamorouslist​

I don’t know if something’s wrong with me, but I’ve never been able to nap and feel good about it. It’s hard to explain, but everytime my body gives up in the middle of the afternoon and I wake up at like 7pm, I feel like I’ve lost years off my life. It’s weird, I know. But hey, if naps work for you, I’d suggest maybe taking a cup of tea beforehand? Or listening to some of those white noise videos on Youtube, they do help me sleep at night.

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pinehq​:

Fourty-eight hours? Jesus, you really need to get some sleep before you keel over. I think the longest I’ve ever been awake was thirty hours filming Wonder Woman and afterwards, I straight passed out for 20 hours. Never again. I’m too old for it. LOTR marathon’s a pretty nice way of spending a sleepless night. I can’t remember when I last watched the movies, a failure on my part clearly. I don’t know if I have a fave character but I always thought Boromir was badass. Hi Kendall, I’m yet another Hollywood Chris. I hope you’ve gotten some sleep!

I hate saying this, but I’m getting used to having the worst sleep cycles. They’re so unhealthy and unfortunately there’s not much I can do. I’m relying on Sleepytime tea as much as I can to help my body relax every once in a while, and I can’t say it hasn’t helped, so that’s good, I think? That’s funny, I’ve gotten Boromir so many times, I’m starting to think it’s only because of the meme. Nah, kidding. He was cool, and his death makes me tear up even to this day. I shouldn’t cry, I know what’s coming... but it still gets me. Of course, Another Hollywood Chris. You’re Nicholas from The Princess Diaries! So glad to meet you, wow. Such a childhood throwback here. How’s the super famous life treating you?

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axdearmas​:

I’ve had that happen more times than I’ll ever care to admit. Although, maybe not watching a Lord of the Rings marathon or anything. But not getting forty-eight hours of sleep sounds absolutely horrible. I hope you’ve gotten to sleep at some point at least since then though?

See, it’s just the worst. My body’s accustomed to having pretty weird sleep schedules, but I can usually sort myself out. Movies like this are a game changer, though. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve watched the trilogy, and I never get tired and I must finish them all otherwise I feel weak. I was able to sleep, and as expected, I feel like a different human being. Sometimes you just need to listen to your brain, right?

[kardashianjennergifs]