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Me on valentines day

Me: *rolls violently through scented candles*

calum hood moodboard

whoa im back

but am i the only one who loves the way the bass sounds in music through my headphones???

me: *puts on basically a lifetimes worth of deodorant*

mom: did you put on deodorant today cause you smell like a dumpster

me: *internal screaming*

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?”

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

becoming prepared for death

Malum aka a reason to live

a random word

1995

When someone says you have funny memes

me: *shoots myself cuz I accomplished my life goal so whats the point in livin*

aaaaaanyways I’m hungover

lol

HERE’S A VIDEO OF LUKE MOANING DURING SLFL HERSHEY ByE [x]

another reason to kill myself

I think my butterly smellls

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