palia should let us romance sifuu not only because the alternative is basically a hate crime against sapphics but because the potential for torturing hassian every time he's a dipshit (read: all the time) is gold. "ugh unbearable human" that's not what YOUR mom said last night. "i don't have time for you" now is that any way to talk to your stepmom. "you suck!!!" behave or i'll fuck your mom you insufferable edgelord














