Das Conk Creat, Baybee

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 | 30s | they/them | gender enthusiast | Tumblr's Official Calendar Keeper | "not EVERYTHING is gay!" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

[mysharona1987]

[imaginarylands4000]

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[helenvaughans]

[dogpuppy]

[spider-artdump]

[zzoupz]

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[auracobaltblue]

Byler in almost every kissing practice fics:

Will: so yeah…I’ve never kissed anyone before

Mike: Wait what?? This is unacceptable

Will: haha…it sucks but I’ll just have to wait for college or something

Mike: or….or….i could kiss you!

Will: WHAT

Mike: as a friend! Of course as a friend…just so you would be prepared…

Will:

Mike (geeked out): I can teach you so you would be prepared for your first kiss 😄

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

does anyone wanna play nipple chess

[junie-doesnt-know]

Does having pierced nipples convey any advantage

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i don’t know

[gh02tboi]

chu

[mexicanmikewheeler]

"i asked chatgpt and it said-" Yeah well they didn't say it, they didn't have to.

[squeebo]

Got really high yesterday and had to doodle my thoughts

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[pris-cas]

Lesson #22 spit

Full idea credit goes to @the-asexual-winter

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Thank you to my splendid beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@stelosia