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When Edward is explaining Carlisle’s theory of vampire ~gifts~ being a very strong personality attribute carried over to the next life, he mentions Carlisle guessed he was “always aware of others’ thoughts” or whathaveyou. I believe in my heart of hearts Carlisle was softening the blow with that phrasing— he really thinks Edward was an exceptionally nosy lil bitch

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Fantastic things happening at the library.

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Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

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Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”

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[Obligatory “smeyer sucks but she made some fun decisions” disclaimer] but it would have been super easy for smeyer to go “lol yeah the Cullens are behind with tech because they’re Old and their minds are frozen” but instead she went “You know what? These rich pricks never sleep and they have unlimited funds. They are ahead of the curve when it comes to technology and modern amenities”. That took chutzpah

Meanwhile, Actual Millennial Bella Swan is content with a computer that’s been wheezing its last since 1995, and expresses zero desire for a cell phone. And it fits her character just fine. Love to see a good trope subversion

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we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.

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I'm a twilight canon denier. Stephanie really gave us Emmett Cullen and expected me to believe that he wouldn't be Bff's with the wolf pack ? Get out of my face