I spilled my bowl of Doritos all over the floor and my dog ate literally all of them. I'm sad and worried.
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I spilled my bowl of Doritos all over the floor and my dog ate literally all of them. I'm sad and worried.
…Happy Canada Day!..eh...
Oh, uh.. Thank you.. Happy Early Fourth of July..
I.. Uh, I guess I should go around telling people to call me Prez, on Friday.. How, um.. How’ve you been..?
Sounds like a plan…oh, I’ve been well…swell…yah know. The usual…you? How’ve yah been? Well? Swell? heh….
(And then she does this aND EVERYTHING ENDS)
…Happy Canada Day!..eh...
Oh, uh.. Thank you.. Happy Early Fourth of July..
Yeah..right back at yah, Prez. Happy..uh..early USA day…
I.. Uh, I guess I should go around telling people to call me Prez, on Friday.. How, um.. How've you been..?
…Happy Canada Day!..eh...
Oh, uh.. Thank you.. Happy Early Fourth of July..
I believe in you, Cool Kennedy.
Just because of that, I'm 98.9% sure that I'm going to pass with flying colors. Are you all done with finals for the year?
I still have two more. Kill me…please.
That's better than the count when finals first started, right?
We have a class called Computer Ethics?
..Yea.. it's a lot cooler than it sounds. It's really a hit and -- there's -- it's actually one of the least populated classes on campus, and I don't blame you for not knowing about it.
One final to go. Computer Ethics, I've never been more ready for a test before.
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Absolutely! What, like, a mother is there completely overwhelmed with feelings of love while holding their newborn child, then a doctor comes in with another baby and is like “Oops. Wrong one.” Like, is that what happens? That’s how I’m imagining it!
See, at least you imagine a quick fix. That's the best case scenario for that, I think, where the doctor immediately corrects the mistake. I'm imagining that the kid goes years thinking that those are it's real parents, only to find out later in life that it was all a lie.
Are you serious?! What does that even mean— how does that even happen?
I'm not sure, but it sure makes you question the hospital system, doesn't it?
Someone tell me a random fact.
On average, 12 newborn babies are given to the wrong parents, daily.
@crystalreed313 @ClumsyKennedy: Even if you don’t feel it, try it. #smile
Yeah, I really should have paid more attention in my math class. I’m pretty much re-learning all these stupid formulas.
Oh dear, I feel for you know that I know it's math. What math are you in? I'm not so great at any math, but I can try to help. I mean, I can at least send you in the direction of someone who knows what they're talking about.
You don’t have a copy of it..?
No.. I don't exactly get home from class and photo copy my notes.
I could be Squidward—I actually love me some Squidward.
Deal, I'll be Spongebob. I actually have a Spongebob costume, is that weird? I was Spongebob one year for Halloween when I was 7. I don't think I fit into it, but some parts are workable.
Ahahaha, yes! We can definitely be like Spongebob and Squidward. I think that’d be a really effective strike. We could even dress up as them.
Sounds like a plan. Do you want to be Spongebob or Squidward?