i've got some damn bad intentions.

kennedy parker "Stephanie Thorne" heiress writer twenty-seven

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Hey guys! I'm going to be around all day and tomorrow. So if anyone wants a proper/personalized starter, let me know? Also I have my dear @phoenixxjacobs as well.

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Text || calleigh

Calleigh: I get a lot of things I don't want to see everyday - I'm just grateful it wasn't a dick.

Calleigh: Yes, before now. I have eyes, and I like to appreciate things before me.

Kennedy: yeah i can pretty much promise that's the last thing you'll ever get from me on accident. it'd be pretty cool for a day, but not the sending to unsuspecting people part. i'm sorry about that, you know?

Kennedy: i'm going to take that as a compliment and ask why you haven't appreciated it closer up.

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Text || Malia

Malia: lmaooooo

Malia: it does look nice though

Kennedy: fuck my life i keep doing this shit lately. just forget you even saw that, yeah...?

Kennedy: thnx tho.

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Text || rachel

Rachel: Both look good.

Kennedy: thanks! good looking out! i meant to send that to some dude btw. i'm a fuckton sorry about that.

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TEXTS ✉ MATHEUS & KENNEDY

Matheus: I'd definitely accept Helen Mirren as my God with Elizabeth Hurley's assent

Matheus: ACCENT

Matheus: You're not wrong but hey I like to boss others around too... occasionally

Matheus: Dude yes. I'm, like, half having an existential crisis about dogs with accents, half staring at the stars and playing connect the dots, half horny because Pavolv or something

Kennedy: ASSENT. you son of a bitch.

Kennedy: agreed tho.

Kennedy: oh, i know. i can think of about exactly one time, but a damn good one at that.

Kennedy: dude why are you just texting me . i been sitting here staring at bubbles for the last five minutes. bubbles. wtf.

Kennedy: wtf is a pavolv?

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Text: Kenn

Val: It's human nature to talk Kenn.

Val: Not completely no, and you know perfectly well no one can make you scream like I can.

Val: I'm not trying to "do" anything. Just merely pointing out how good the other day was.

Kenn: fuck human nature.

Kenn: i wouldn't say no one but nobody eats me out the way you do. fuck you for that btw.

Kenn: it was.

Kenn: [couple mins later sends cliche hands in underwear pic] you sure you weren't trying to do anything?

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Text || Eleasnore

Ellie: People's fascination with butts is so weird to me? Like? You poop out of it...

Kennedy: ew, wtf is wrong with you?

Kennedy: seriously... ew, why you gotta ruin a thing of beauty? it's no wonder why you never get laid.

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Text ||

Ellie: Meh. It's just a butt.

Kennedy: i'm going to pretend like that shit isn't offensive af and apologize for sending my ass. we good?

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Text || calleigh

Calleigh: I mean, it's a great ass so I don't think it could ever not look good.

Kennedy: my bad that's probably the last thing you expected to see.

Kennedy: wait youve noticed. before now i mean?

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Text ||

Ellie: No.

Kennedy: fuck you. my ass is gr eat

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TEXTS ✉ MATHEUS & KENNEDY

Matheus: That's what they call pastors in Germany!

Matheus: Yo what if God was a woman?

Matheus: She'd sound like Elizabeth Hurley I think. Her accent does things to me, man.

Kennedy: whoa i think you blew my mind..scheisse.

Kennedy: what if god was one of us... no but maybe she is. fuck.

Kennedy: you just like being bossed around.

Kennedy: so you're on the new shit too?

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Text || rachel

Rachel: Are you askign me or was this meant for someone else?

Kennedy: does it really matter at this point? should i go with red instead? or the black?

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Text: Kenn

Val: You really haven't figure out that people talk yet.

Val: Oh really, because the way you screamed my name when I made you cum made it pretty clear you're not even close to over me yet.

Kenn: people can fuck the hell off.

Kenn: touche but that's only because of that mouth of yours. i'm not a total fucking idiot.

Kenn: what are you trying to do?

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Text ||

Kennedy: [insert nude here]

Kennedy: well, fuck. does my ass look okay least?

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TEXTS ✉ MATHEUS & KENNEDY

Matheus: So this lab who is my new best friend would sound like God... whoah.

Matheus: What about accents? Would they have those? I think my mind would be blown if like... a poodle spoke like a French woman...

Kennedy: a lab? god, why? they're so dumb.

Kennedy: shit does that mean a german shepherd would sound

german? a german morgan Freeman!

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Text: Kenn

Val: So I heard you're having fun with your scenes this week.

Val: Tell me, does pretending to eat out Nomi remind me of how good it feels when you sit on my face?

Kenn: and you heard this how?

Kenn: oh, fuck off with that. that was a one time thing.

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TEXTS ✉ MATHEUS & KENNEDY

Matheus: If dogs could speak, what do you think their voices would be like?

Kennedy: morgan freeman?

Kennedy: how fucked are you right now? is this that new shit?