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evelynfabray:
So.. I’m just going to pretend that whole love potion debacle didn’t happen and instead work on my potions homework that thankfully has nothing to do with manipulating the emotions of others.
If anyone needs me, don’t.
I would share the sentiment if the potion hadn’t affected me the way it did. I never want to go to Potions again.
freyastjames:
I have to say- it was pretty entertaining to sit back and watch people bumble around, making fools out of themselves while drunk on Amortentia. It’s things like these that make life at Hogwarts so much more exciting.
It’s also exactly why I don’t accept edibles from anyone, unless I know that they haven’t been tampered with.
I’m glad we could all but such a wonderful source of entertainment for you. I still can’t look Professor Slughorn in the eye...
slytherlune:
… I feel sick. I feel so sick right now. If I find out who did this to me, I’m going to… It won’t be pretty, that’s for sure.
Maybe it was an accident.
ravenxpierce:
I hope he didn’t. I’ll be a sad panda. Of course. He just can’t have fatty meats.
By the way, we should totally spend more time together since we’re Ravenclaw sisters and everything. You’re super cute, I’m super cute. We could be super cute together.
Super cute...Yes, we’re Ravenclaw sisters. But, I’m not sure if you mean it.
gopalchia:
Just because you have some weird crush on my cousin’s husband doesn’t mean he’s a likeable person. I personally don’t care if I’m likeable.
I never said I had a crush on anyone. It’s a good thing you don’t think you’re likable, because you aren’t.
caroburns:
It’s fine, please don’t feel bad. Only one person can repair my heart.
Well, I’m sorry your heart is broken. I could say the same thing about me, but I’m not entirely sure it’s true.
julespuckerman:
Okay, but Nicholas Flamel was pretty awesome before that.
He really was. Sometimes I question my house. I’m not as smart as you.
gopalchia:
Yeah, that’s not true. This has nothing to do with his house in my opinion. I’ve met him out side of Hogwarts; I just don’t like him either.
It is true. Perhaps you’re just inadequate when it comes to Potions just like me. He’s a very likable person. Perhaps you aren’t.
julespuckerman:
I’m never going to die, don’t worry. I’m immortal.
What?! I know that I don’t like History of Magic, but the last wizard to be “immortal” wasn’t all that amazing.
gopalchia:
Slughorn. I am not doing shit. He can kis my ass while I daydream the entire time.
I’m sure he had his reasons. Professor Slughorn is clearly the best teacher at this school and you Gryffindors are just bound to hate him because he’s Head of Slytherin House. It’s stupid and childish. You probably deserve every bit of your detention.
caroburns:
All I’ve eaten today is some chocolates. Someone gave me one. It was very nice. I feel much better now, although my stomach is full of butterflies and my heart is simply pounding.
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I had some, too. Strange. Mine, too, but they’re just a little more intense. I’m sorry that I have no suggestions to help your heart. I feel bad.
julespuckerman:
We have a complicated relationship.
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Please be careful, Jules. I hear it’s bloodthirsty. I don’t want you to be dead.
What the Hippogriff is going on around here...
hufflebrett:
Right, what has everyone been smoking and where the Azkaban can I get some? Alfie, I’m looking at you!
Wait, what? People are doing what?
hufflexella:
I feel like everyone is so captivated by their ‘true love’ that my best bud Rosie might feel a little left out. Hufflepuff’s have to stick together.
Rosie is so lovely and this is so nice of you. House Pride is very important.
evelynfabray:
I wasn’t even aware I was attracted to girls but the most dazzling girl ever has walked into my heart and I don’t have the slightest idea what to do about it! How am I ever going to be able to get the attention of such a gorgeous sixth year!
You could go talk to her?
thomasclarington:
I have been overcome with a strange feeling… I have a warm sensation in my chest, and a strange uncomfortable knot in my stomach. Whenever I hear music, I instantly think of one person… Not even cats can fill my heart, nor the burning desire within my veins to grab the woman I love and kiss her so passionately that she turns Slytherin too; like our souls have intertwined and we have become one person. Where is my love? Does anybody know? I’m simply going out of my mind without her.
Did you run into one of my sisters? Or maybe my brother? Sometimes people have that reaction when they talk to us for more than about five minutes. It’ll wear off soon.
slytherlune:
I have a sudden hankering for a certain Badger with a paper cut. Maybe she’ll let me kiss her wounds better.
Everyone is acting really weird. Thank Merlin I’m a Ravenclaw.
