"Man eater"

Obviously you know me already. Who doesn't? Heather Kennedy 21/Fashion Design Major/President of Kappa Alpha Theta

[professorgus]

It’s the beard, right? 

[kennedyybitch]

No..well yes.

The beard mixed with all the plaid. If this were a movie there would be a makeover montage right about now.

[theheathbryant]

I smell jealousy, Gingerella. You are jealous of my eyebrows.

True but you are not. You are Merida. Strawberry Shortcake. Whatever floats your boat.

[kennedyybitch]

You think I'm Jealous? In your dreams Bryant.

I think we'll stick with Merida..strawberry Shortcake sounds a little too sweet for my taste. How do I still not have a solid nickname for you? Hmm Maybe Prince Charming...No-no-no Knight in a shining Bentley? I have to work on it. 

[niskrp]

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[niskrp]

                               “More like my Biology book.”

[kennedyybitch]

What's with people losing their textbooks? A journal would have been a lot more entertaining.

[professorgus]

Why do all cats hate me? Do I smell like dog? It’s okay, you can tell me. 

[professorgus]

[kennedyybitch]

It's not that it's...just..

you look like you would smell like a dog.

[jaxon-miller]

I dropped my Big Mac on the floor. 

The tears will never stop falling. Though our time together was short, it was forever sweet. RIP Big Mac.

[kennedyybitch]

Aww poor you, maybe this is a sign from above telling you to get a salad instead. 

[thebrycerose-deactivated2014111]

I have one at both of my workplaces as well as in the library and in the Newspaper office. Checked all of them. 

I suppose so. It’s more of the book itself. I’ve had it for four years and it’s one of my favorites.. and God, you totally don’t care. Sorry. 

[kennedyybitch]

Shockingly..I was actually listening to you..weird. 

So four years right? What makes it so special? I don't even keep shoes for that long. 

[thebrycerose-deactivated2014111]

Already checked, annoyingly enough. 

[kennedyybitch]

Wow, do we really have a lost and found? I was just trying to sound helpful. 

  Why don't you just check out a copy of it. Problem solved. 

[ncthawkxye]

I am beginning to lose my patience..

I do not answer my phone to be screamed at.

[kennedyybitch]

And I didn't come to the courtyard to hear a grown man whining.

But hey, you don't see me complaining.

[thebrycerose-deactivated2014111]

Has anyone seen a very worn in copy of Paradise Lost? I can’t find it anywhere and I have an analysis due in a week on it. 

[kennedyybitch]

Nope, but I'm sure there's a lost and found somewhere blondie.

[niskrp]

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                    “Uh- Have you seen a big red book lying around?”

[kennedyybitch]

Did someone lose their diary Preston?

[iinfractxs-blog]

Apparently I do.

Actually no. While you may have some side effect later because of those things, I am in fact real.

[kennedyybitch]

But you aren't, which is a big "Fuck you" to whoever wrote it.

Weird, I don't know if I should hug you or poke you with a stick. I suppose the first one would be a little more civil.. 

[ms-shaw-valerie-deactivated2015]

People here aren’t all that creative, I thought that much was obvious.

[kennedyybitch]

Oh it's beyond obvious, though I'm still a little disappointed. 

[theheathbryant]

And ginger would be more accurate than all of them, Gingerella.

[kennedyybitch]

Eyebrows we meet again.

If being ginger is my identifier I might as well be a weasley.

[aleksamikhailhova]

…no. I’m still stone cold sober.

[kennedyybitch]

That's no fun at all..Hmm I suppose I'll have to get you wasted.

[jaxon-miller]

Do they not know who they’re talking to? Queen Bey. Even beyonce can move over. 

[kennedyybitch]

What are you buttering me up for? 

You know what I won't question it. You may continue..

[mementofilm-deactivated20201217]

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[iinfractxs-blog]

Guess so. If you’re into that sorta thing.

Yeah that’s because I am.. Hey Kennedy.

[kennedyybitch]

Hey,  Heaven knows we belong way down below. Right? 

  I feel like this is far too nonchalant to be real...then again that may be due to the pills I took earlier...