MARKERPIECE THEATER

My former job provided me with gobs of downtime. Instead of being productive, I stole markers from the storage closet and drew mash-ups. 2005-2018 Follow @MorganCline

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Count Bakula!

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It’s Scott Bakula’s birthday - so here he is again as Count Bakula!

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Dolly.

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Applause. Applause. Applause.

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Raven-Symoné caused the Hindenburg Disaster.

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Raven-Symoné caused the crucifixion of Christ.

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Hey. Wasn't it around here that the Donner Party got snowbound?

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Can you believe?!

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Ma Anand Sheela

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“Was I the only one listening?! I thought it reeked”

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“ I broke up with someone recently: Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we weren't right and all the stuff we both knew. A week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her. She won't see me. Now she's with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with the girl Tony's going out with on the side, Rita. Rita who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So now do I tell Jennifer that I know Tony's going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita while I was going out with her. How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know”

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It’s COOKIE TIME!

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Grandma Saracen supporting QB1

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I carried a watermelon

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“Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius? Do you especially think I'm not a genius? . . . You didn't even have to think about it, did you?” - Eli Cash

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Happy Valentines, Y’all! xo

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Be the crying Laura Dern you want to see in this world.