Actually Kenny

I'm actually Kenny McCormick. there is

[demarcofranklin]

[igglooaustralia]

[honorgod]

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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[stevebruschetta]

[risingtensions]

The fake baby from American Sniper

[knightzoned]

you’re fucking kidding me

[segoli-2]

holy shit, the baby looked fake as hell in screengrabs, but this is the fakest baby ever

[plasmalogical]

how could i ever hold my child with these.. these damned snipers hands?!

[thehearse-blog]

when ppl talk shit and u cant do anything about it

[imgonnasueyouboy]

[jasondean]

#honestly this is believable

[cheesyfiestafuck-deactivated201]

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

[airbenderedacted]

Tfeneral-gaggot:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

[kennymccormick-blog]

being on this website makes me want to puke and then shove it into a used syringe needle and inject it right up my ass

[relentless-soul]

[literallysame]

pitch perfect 2 looks great 

[acidocasualidad]

[cawllin]

they ded

[fangirltothefullest]

Don’t you EVER do this to a person’s hair. That is a VIOLATION of a person’s body! If you think “she deserved it” then you deserve to be punished for harassment because doing anything to a person’s body without their permission is harassment. And since hair is a part of a person;s body, you have no right to touch, play with, cut, or mess up a person;s hair witout explicit permission. 

Just ASK the girl to move her hair off your desk or to have the desk moved away a little.

"BUT IT’LL GROW BACK" Not always! My mother had long gorgeous hair and her grandmother cut it all off and it NEVER grew back the same length again! She was DEVASTATED. 

This girl is probably FURIOUS and she has every right to be!

Next time someone thinks it’s “funny” to cut a person’s hair without their permission, I hope they get punched in the face. 

[thefluffyshrimp]

"Funny" but True story: Cutting off a chunk of someone’s hair without their consent is actually, legally considered assault and battery with a deadly weapon. A girl in my sister’s class did this exact thing to her once, and she reported it to the police. The girl was legit charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. Yep. Hair is considered, legally, to be part of someone’s body, hence the law.

Here is the Law: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_occasioning_actual_bodily_harm#Cutting_hair 

Also, the mentality of someone who sees no problem literally just reaching out and doing this to someone is sociopathic. Like, I would NEVER even think to reach out and cut off a piece of someone’s clothing even, much less their hair.

But yeah. For future reference: If anyone does this to you in class. You can report it to your local police station.

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[duckypi]

double whammy

[weloveshortvideos]

Hey duck

[nighttimeanimelover-deactivated]

You’ll never be shit!

[found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt]

you’re just like your father!

[trainedchimpanzee]

this is pure shitposting now

[dutchstore]

When you know the lyrics to a song ! by Karlzway