Succ(ulents)

Sup kids I’m gay.

[babyanimalgifs]

Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride [sound on]

(via)

[sporesgalaxy]

I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

[sporesgalaxy]

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

[sporesgalaxy]

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

[uwukawaiihours]

OP what is his name

[sporesgalaxy]

Scrungus

[marijuanitopayasito-deactivated]

[koncreates]

It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.

I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but

[thelighthousewatcher]

I can hear that picture

[class-tomorrow]

taako writes “lup eats ass” in a journal and lucretia cant like. leave that bc it has her name so she letse the voidfish eat it and then on the day of story and song everyone on the fucking planet is like “wow…. lup eats ass.”

[kipperloo]

okay so not that anyone asked, but i spruced up my lup comic because i can and its important to me. 

[theorganasolo]

Reblog to have Carrie Fisher blow you a kiss

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[pochowek]

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

[pochowek]

They dont like it already

[pochowek]

Hold on lemme post another one

[pochowek]

Like clockwork

[kbearart]

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[toastyzuko]

Shoutout to Rebecca sugar for realizing the scariest thing she could do for white diamond is make her sound exactly like a suburban mom

[funkytownmp3]

ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

plums .. the goth peach