[lesbian-toddhoward]

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

you're in his dms i'm luring his ship towards the rocks with my siren song we are not the same

[squigglegigs]

been watching the office again

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[radfemarchive-deactivated202304]

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

[swedepea]

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

[itisthefunpolice]

Your daughters are not dolls

[neckkiss]

St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)

[nourrice]

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ggggaaabbe]

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[olearypoetry]

[laughtermagick]

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[mysharona1987]

[sophisticat42]

Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.