I was influenced. terribly.

side effects may include emotional attachment to dan and phil | adult (30s) | he/him | gay

[paper-beats-writers-block]

i wish quiff phil would slap me with his black glove

[sexynugget]

@amazingphil

[pipdip-dots]

this photo of Phil is serving such unbelievable cunt like literally every time I see it I have to gasp a little

[calvinahobbes]

New Dan and Phil Beats album!!!! 😱

[holy-cheese-n-quackers]

You know what we need? A classic Dan and Phil games challenge. I want to see a silly little printed sticker go up on that silly little board.

[manofmoth]

Dan and Phil as textposts

[diphowell]

they knew they were three months from telling everyone they’ve been in a relationship since they met and dan wrote d <3 p in ketchup and made a beeline for a camera to show it off before walking back and letting phil see. and they’ve never fucking talked about it since.

[lizardsmp3]

why is it always declarations of love through condiments with these two. ranch. ketchup. the two most important things really are that dan loves dips and dan loves phil

[a-gentle-yoink]

pre-hard launch moments that make me feel insane part 14/?

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[mysunandmystar]

every sister daniel moment ends up like this i fear

(i think this was for dnp appreciation week and then i never finished it until now but. feels as appropriate as ever to post)

[sisterdullet]

worlds first successful performative male

[rattjar]

I love when Dan and Phil talk shit about AI.

Every adult with whom I talk about how bad AI is doesn't believe me, and almost every person my age, even tho they criticize it, uses it sometimes for their homework or stuff. I almost feel like I'm crazy for being the only person concerned about it???

so seeing them two talking so badly about AI, both adults and influential people, is so comforting tbh.

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[dansasterology]

just woke up and my first thought was that we never met a dan that wasn’t hopelessly in love with phil. good morning i guess. whatever.

[flowercrowndnp]

power couple

[userlesbian]

hard launch podcast x interactive introverts