i miss oikawa

[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[savethelifeofmychild]

just stressed myself out until i died

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[hrjrjj]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[l272l-deactivated20201010]

Just be my homie, we can fall in love later

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[pseudomantis]

Im soooo good at sorting things give me a pile of anything I'll sort it