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Men with big brown eyes deserve to be looked at disrespectfully

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[ridethehammett]

it’s kirk o’clock over here!!

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON 2023 | Behind the Scenes of Esquire September 2023 Issue Photoshoot

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Lieutenant Ford Brody ⤷ Godzilla | dir. Gareth Edwards

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON 2023 | Norman Jean Roy ph. for Esquire

[ichigo-dream]

Leon - Squish - (SFW & NSFW)

Hi everyone!

We still can't get over the fact that this man is built like that and that he put on 40 lbs of pure muscle between RE 2 and RE 4. Honestly we've spent many hours discussing his squish so have some of our fav headcanons:

Every part of this man is rideable - thighs, biceps, throat, ab, face, doesn’t matter, any port in a storm and what a pretty, squishy port he is. 

u love gently pinching and biting his cheeks bc he still has some of his lil baby face from his rookie days 

his lap is the comfiest place to sit 

your throne 

Leon will grab you by the hips and pull you onto his plush thighs at any point 

soft and pillowy but you can feel the muscle when he flexes 

You love his little freckles that come out in the sunshine and the summertime - there’s one on the inside of his beautiful thigh scarily close to his dick and it makes him feral when you kiss or bite at it. 

To Leon, the only benefit of working for the US Government is travel perks - when flying he always flies first class, and it's the only time he can be comfortable on public transport bc he’s a unit of a man 

Any other time, he has to curl in on himself and crush his legs together to not take up more than his designated space. 

can spread his thick delicious thighs as much as he wants 

in the summertime he likes to workout outside

will do push-ups whilst shirtless 

you try not to pass out at the sight of his muscles flexing + slick with sweat 

sometimes you’ll sit on his back as he does this when he wants some extra weight 

baby boy is so strong it makes u drool 

Loves wearing shorts but gets self-conscious if he wears them in public.

Absolutely will steal your sunglasses to wear whilst he’s outside - (we couldn’t get the image of Leon shirtless in little shorts wearing heart shaped sunglasses out of our heads)

one day he wants to surprise you by wearing his old rpd uniform (cute play on all the times you would playfully call him “officer Kennedy”) but you hear him grunting in frustration from the bedroom so u go to check it out 

shit does not fit this man

not even a little 

trousers caught around his legs bc the material won’t fit over his juicy thighs + ass. You’re trying not to drool at the sight. waistband is fr about to snap 

dick bulge bc the trousers don’t fit over that either 

shirt also  doesn’t fit  - buttons are straining within an inch of their life against his broad chest, waiting to pop  

only thing that does fit is the old bulletproof vest - barely. 

“Never got to wear my summer uniform, and I didn’t want to buy a new one so… I tried to make my own but…”

baby boy is blushing in embarrassment at his failed attempt to be sexy 

but oh he has no idea 

what he’s doing to you rn 

have to pick your jaw off the floor at the sight of him 

he’s sweating a little too from the effort 

you want him to choke you out with his thighs or biceps, you’re not picky 

You tell him to turn around and you’ll try to help him pull them up at the back but this is a ruse -  you just want to see his ass jiggle as he tries to force the trousers up. 

“I’m sorry, I can't get them on..” he whines, annoyed that he can’t surprise you anymore. 

“It’s okay, pretty boy, I need you to take them off anyway”  

devouring this man like he’s a piece of cake on god 

strawberry to be precise 

When you’re fucking him, if you grab at his ass it’ll drive him crazy

You have to resist the urge to motorboat him when his bare chest is freely offered to your greedy eyes.

the juiciest tits u ever seen 

Don’t be fooled tho - tho this man is a beast, he ‘s actually a puppy on the inside. 

He absolutely adores getting to cuddle with you and lie on your chest and snooze - because he’s bigger than you he tends to worry about crushing you but you reassure him that it's okay (glory glory what a hell of a way to die). 

We could go all day (much like Leon) but we’ll stop there for now!

Comment “Bingo!” if you made it to the end, and let us know if you’d like more!

Love, 

Ichigo and Dream xoxo

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ʚ Obey me!

Spending time with demon brothers.

-» Asmodeus x female reader

Lucifer • Mammon • Leviathan • Satan • Asmodeus • Beelzebub • Belphegor

Genre: Smut

TW: mature audience only

ʚ‧Synopsis: Having fun with the demon brothers!

All for me

-

“ So I guess she is with Levi… “

Asmodues made his way to the bathroom preparing it for you. He is aware that you need a “break” from his brothers, so he made a place for you to relax.

Filling up the huge tub, He made sure it wasn’t to hot or cold. He’d throw some rosé petals in the water to make it look presentable.

-

You stroked leviathan’s head softly as he begin to drift off to sleep. Making your way to your room, you were stopped by someone humming on the other side of your bedroom door.

Asmo? You said confused.

“ Y/nnn!! “ He said in a happy tone.

You opened the door to Asmodeus fixing your bed for you. He gave you a warm smiled.

“ Thank you asmo. Your so kind. “ You kissed him on his cheek.

“ anything for you y/n, I’ve also prepared something for you. “ he grabbed your hand and led you to the bathroom.

˗ˋ ୨ Timeskip ୧ ˊ˗

You are now sitting on Asmodeus’s lap. He kissed your neck gently, rubbing your hips in the warm water.

“ Asmo.. “ you said with a shaky voice.

“ it’s my turn to please you darling~ “

Asmodeus said to you.

“ I..” you were still kinda tired after you and leviathan’s little meeting.

“ It’s okay y/n I’ll be gentle. “ he said with a warm smile.

You gave in and relaxed against him. He softly kissed your neck and grabbed a hold of you breast. Massaging them gently, you let out a sigh of relief. With Amodeus’s gentle touch, you felt so relaxed.

He began to trail his hand down to your clit and hover over it.

“ May I? “ - Asmodeus

You nod your head to his offer. He gently rubbed your clit, causing to moan softly. You spread your legs a bit so he can please you more. “ Hmm.. “ Asmodeus kissed your lips softly. He lifted your hips up, moving you to the floor of the bathroom. You shiver a tiny bit feeling some cold air on your skin.

“ Let me make a mess of you my love~ “ He whispered into your ear. He moved his hands all over your body, from your breast to your hips. He looked so hot. “ Y/n~, your so precious.” He kissed you deeply and positioned himself in between your legs. You grabbed onto his arms, looking up at him he winked at you.

“ oh y/n dear, let’s see if you can handle a round three “ He said seductively.

His lustful eyes are fully on you and your body. He couldn’t wait any longer to finally have you. Without warning, He finally enters you, filling you up nicely. You gasped, you squeezed his arms. He gave you a little time to adjust to his size before moving at a steady pace.

Your moans echoed in the large bathroom. Asmodeus moaned into your ear as he scooped you, holding onto you shoulders.

“ Y/n…, if you keep tightening around me like that.. “

He picked up the pace, fucking you a bit harder from before. You cry out his name, trying not to dig your nails into his skin.

( You don’t want to make him upset do you?)

As each of his thrusts pushes you closer and closer to the edge. He brings his hand down to your clit rubbing it gently. You were a moaning mess, arching you back and bucking your hips against him had you cumming all over his shaft.

“ Hm, The thought of me cumming inside you have you all excited yet? Because brace yourself darling~ “ Asmodeus kisses you deeply thrusting in and out of you roughly. He let go of the kiss and grabbed on to one of your leg’s putting it on his shoulder. You whined as a tears came out of your eyes. The overstimulation is hitting you a bit.

He pressed into you cumming inside your pussy, filling you up with all of his load. He pushed his hair back. “ Oh y/n, your so good for me… Your whole body is all for me to take care of ” he said breathing heavily.

He pulled out of you slowly, getting up and bringing you back into the tub. You laid against him as he began to wash your body. He kissed you cheek softly.

“ remember to always take care of yourself y/n”

Asmodeus said with a slight chuckle.

~

“ Man, why does Lucifer always have to take goldie from me?! “ - Mammon said with frustration.

“ hm. Well I do have some mora with me. “

Mammon left the house of lamentation, and went to a shady store that looks like it has expensive stuff in it.

“ huh.. what is this? “ he looked at this bottle full of some orange liquid that had a label.

He looked at it confused.

“ aph..rodis..iac.. what the hell is this? “ - mammon..

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ʚ Obey me!

Spending time with demon brothers.

-» Virgin! Leviathan x female reader

Lucifer • Mammon • Leviathan • Satan • Asmodeus • Beelzebub • Belphegor

Genre: Smut

TW: mature audience content

ʚ‧Synopsis: Having fun with the demon brothers!

Leviathan’s Fantasies.

-

“ Hey y/n, Can you help me with this.. “

Leviathan eyes widen seeing the scene in front of his eyes. Belphie was already asleep before he noticed he was there.

“ I.. “ Leviathan backed away from your door as his face is all red. He ran back to his room closing the door. “ What was y/n and the twins doing.. “ he thought to his self. His nose began to bleed as he pictured how you were fully naked on top of beel.

“ I feel weird.. “ He looked down at his pants.

“ what is this feeling.. “ - Leviathan

˗ˋ ୨ Timeskip ୧ ˊ˗

After Beel cleaned you up and took Belphie back to their shared bedroom. You went to the kitchen to get something to eat.

“ I didn’t think Levi was going to walk in on us like that.. “ You said to yourself grabbing some water from the fridge. You headed over to Levi’s room knocking on his door.

On the other side of the door, Leviathan was laying in his bathtub holding his body pillow tightly. He didn’t hear you knocking at first til you opened the door to his bedroom. He jumped up looking towards your door.

“ Levi, may I come in? “ You said peeking in his room. He looked at you. His face was bright red.

“ Y-yeah “ - Leviathan

You walked into his room closing the door behind you.

“ What do you need help with Levi? “ you said.

“ Uh I.. “ He looked at you blushing. He became really flustered still remembering what he saw.

“ I need help with this.. “ Levi looked at you but you weren’t paying attention to him.

You leaned over the tub looking down at his hands. They were covering his bulge. You looked up at him and smiled.

“ W-hy are you looking right there.. “ - Levi said nervously.

You got in the tub with him, making him yelp while falling backwards. You sat on his lap and looked him in the eye.

“ Y-y/n! w-what are you doing?! “ He looked at you flustered.

“ I’m sorry for what you saw earlier. I didn’t think you’d walk in on us like that. “ you said worriedly.

He looked at you shaking a bit because of how nervous he is. “ I-it’s fine y/n, but what was it that you guys were doing anyway.. “ he asked curiously.

“ oh.. you don’t know what pleasuring someone is? “ You tried not to say it bluntly.

“ If your talking about that then of course I know what it is but. “ He looked away blushing.

“ Why do they get to be your first.. “ Levi closes his eyes trying to hide behind his hands that are now covering his face.

“ My first? “ You said, looking at him confused.

“ y-yeah! I wanted to share my- “ he stopped himself from saying what was nearly embarrassing to announce.

You kissed him surprisingly, making him blush harder then before. He kissed you back of course. You backed away for a bit.

He looked down at your chest that is slightly revealed because of the shirt you were wearing. You smiled at him and brought your hand down to his crotch.

“ h-hey wait, w-what are you doing?! “ - Levi

You kissed him again trying to reassure him that he”ll be okay.

“ Y-y/n..” -Levi

You kept your eyes on him while slowly pulling his pants down. He looked away blushing putting a hand over his mouth.

“ Can I? “ you looked at him for consent.

He nodded his head in approval. You looked down and pulled his underwear down see his cock hard as a it can be. He wasn’t as big as beel of course but it was veiny and a little thick. ( I’d say about 6.5 inches. )

As his cock twitched a bit you noticed he was whimpering a bit.

“ Is this your first time levi?? “ you said as you were a bit worried.

“ I -I “ he stuttered, not trying to give you a answer.

You bit your lip softly looking back down at his throbbing cock. You thought to yourself.. “How should I do this.. “

You took off your shirt exposing your breast to him. He looked at them.

“ Y/n I don’t think I can handle this… “ Levi said worriedly.

You look at him with a blank stare. He looked back at you.

…

You were now on your knees in front of leviathan, pumping his cock with your hand slowly. You and Levi moved to the floor for some more room.

“ Y/n., Something is coming… “ Levi said moaning loudly.

As his cock started to twitch in your hand, you stroked his cock faster for a bit then let go. He whined loudly.

“ Y/n.. please keep going. “ He whined and begged for you to keep pleasing him as a small tear came out of one of his eyes. He wanted more of you, of this pleasure he’s feeling.

“ Levi.. “ You looked at him and began to undress yourself. He looked at to you with widen eyes blushing. You laid down in front of him, displaying yourself for him to look at.

“ w-what are you doing..” he asked.

“ cmon levi, go ahead you can touch me. ” You said looking at him smirking.

“ I-I..” he gulped.

He got up and looked at you as he placed himself over you. You grabbed his shirt tugging on it so he can pull it off. He took off his shit and nervously placed his hands on your hips.

“ it’s okay levi “ you reassured him one last time

You pulled him down to kiss him deeply. He kissed you back bringing his hand up your body to where your chest is. He blushed hardly. He try’s to back away from the kiss but you just keep pulling him in for more.

His cock presses against you, causing you to moan a bit. He finally backs a way looking at you. “ a-are you okay? “ he said thinking he’d did something wrong

“ I’m fine don’t worry “ you said

“ ah okay “ he said with a smile.

“ I think I’m ready “ - Levi

He begin to rub your clit gently. He went down in between your legs, and licked your clit. You tugged on his hair lightly. “ Levi.. Yes like that “

He looked up at you and started sucking on it. He put one of his fingers in your hole seeing what would happen. You moaned as a response.

“ c-can I put it in now? “ - levi asked m. He couldn’t wait any longer.

“ just be gentle. “ you responded

He got up and looked at you. He placed his cock at your entrance and slowly pushed the tip in. Looking up at you, you were in a little bit of pain because of the lack of preparation, but you can take it.

He pushed his cock more inside you letting out a load moan.

“ ah y/n t-this feels different.. I never felt this way when I was touching myself to 2D fuck.. “

Levi said as he began to breath heavily.

“ W-wait I didn’t mean to say that I! “- he got flustered again.

You lightly pushed him over onto his back, placing yourself on top of him. “ ah y/n.. “

“ I’m done waiting levi “ you said in a stern tone

“ h-huh?! “ levi looked at you as you begin to lower yourself onto his cock. He moaned really load, I believe everybody heard that.

You kissed him and beganto ride him like how you did with beel. He was so loud. It turned you on. His moans were so hot.

He grabbed onto your thighs, squeezing them lightly. “ Y-yn!! “ he nearly choked. He couldn’t believe this was happening right now. His fantasies are becoming a reality.

As you were close to cumming, you stoped yourself leaving Levi on the edge as well. Levi held on to your hips.

“ W-why did you stop y/n, please k-keep going. “ he whined

You rolled your hips around teasing him a lil. He sat up and laid you on your back

“ y/n I don’t need you toying with me right now ..” he said to you. He grabbed your hips tightly and started fucking you himself at a fast pace. “ W-wait Levi! “ you moaned grabbing onto his arm. He threw his head back moaning like crazy.

You were really close.. “ I’m going to cum” you said moaning. He grab onto you holding you close as he was about to cum to. “I-I feel so good y/n.. you feel so good.” He moaned in your ear. You held him tight as you felt his cum release inside. You had your release right after him.

Leviathan laid on top of you breathing heavily. You held him close stroking his hair softly.

~

Asmodeus made his way too your room wandering if you’d like to go hang out with him and Solomon.

“ I see. “ - Asmodeus said looking at your empty bed.

“ So I guess she is with Levi… “

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[aphrodrug]

ʚ Obey me!

Spending time with demon brothers.

-» Belphegor x female reader x Beelzebub

Lucifer • Mammon • Leviathan • Satan • Asmodeus • Beelzebub • Belphegor

Genre: Smut.

TW: food play.

ʚ‧Synopsis: Having fun with the demon brothers!

Twins think alike. -

You woke up from your slumber feeling a bit sweaty in the pajamas you were wearing.

“why is it so damn hot..” you said to yourself.

With your feet placed on the ground you stepped out of bed fanning yourself with you hand for some air. You then opened the door to your room to see if any of the brothers were in the hallway.

You grabbed yourself a pair of shorts and a medium t-shirt from your closet and made your way to the bathroom turning the knob to the huge tub displayed.

You set your clothing on the nearest surface walking back to your room grabbing your towel asmodeus gave you as a gift.

While you were on your way to grab your towel, asmodeus walked into the bathroom and noticed a pair of clothing.

“ Hm I think y/n is finally awake! “ - asmodeus

He noticed the shirt and took it back to his room to replace it with a black laced trim tank top he bought for you while he was out shopping for some new hair pins.

Asmodeus quickly placed the clothing near your shorts and went back to his room joyfully.

you headed back to the bathroom and began to undress yourself in the mirror. You look at your neck noticing a mark near your collarbone.

you thought to yourself trying to remember how that got there. “oh.” you let that cross you mind and got into the tub relaxing with the water surrounding your body.

Grabbing your towel and wrapping it around yourself, you looked at the top that was laying on your shorts and thought.

“ when did I have that..”

˗ˋ ୨ Timeskip ୧ ˊ˗

“ Beel come on save some for Y/n.” - Belphie

Belphegor tugged on Beel’s shirt for him not to eat the popsicle that they bought for all three of yall to share.

“ Is she even awake? “ - Beel

Beel looked at him holding the popsicle in his hand

“ Let’s go check. “ - Belphie

They walked up to your bedroom door and with beel’s mind only being on the popsicle he opened the door to you barely putting your underwear on.

“ oh so you are awake. “ -Belphie

You looked at them confused while putting your underwear fully on.

“ You didn’t knock. “ you said.

“ Hurry up and take this before Beel eats it “

-Belphie

Belphie and Beel walked into your room closing the door behind them. Beel stops to lock it.

“ May I get dressed first? “ you said

Belphie came up to you and placed the popsicle between your lips.

“ There’s no need for that right now “ - Belphie

You looked at him and took the melting popsicle in your hand and put it in your mouth sucking it lightly.

Beel looked at you while the popsicle is now dripping all over your chest . He couldn’t resist at all.

Belphie got behind you and pulled you against his clothed body nuzzling his nose in your neck and kissing you gently.

“ all you had to do is ask. “ you said.

“ I know but come on you want this as much as we do don’t you? “ - Belphie

Heat rises to your cheek as the two men began to roam their hands all over your body. Beel gets on his knees in front of you placing his large hands on your hips and pulls your chest to his face. He licks up all the dripping mess all over you.

He puts one of your boobs into his mouth while sucking on your nipple gently. As you discarded the popsicle stick out of your hand you placed your hands onto his shoulder squeezing lightly as you began to whine.

As beel was pleasing your chest, you can feel belphie place his chin on your shoulder looking at beel as he pleases you.

Belphie smiled at you, He pulled you over to your bed and placed you gently.

“ I’ll be right back “ - Belphie

As you watch belphie leave the room beel got up from the ground and got on top of you.

“ Do you mind if we have fun with you y/n? “

Beel said with a smile.

You looked up at him. ofc I don’t mind. You smiled back at him.

Belphie came back with another popsicle in hand. “ Hold on Beel. “ - Belphie

Belphie unwrapped the popsicle and walked towards you. Beel took off your underwear that you were already wearing and spreads your legs apart.

Belphie placed the popsicle in between your boobs and slowly slid it all the way down to your v line.

You gasped and looked at him. “Belphie..”

He watched as the cold dessert melt all the down to your stomach. “ It’s to cold.. ” you whimpered.

Belphie let go of the popsicle and began to undress himself whilst beel got back on top of you and licked up all the liquid off your body.

You were so speechless.

Beel got between your legs and placed them over his shoulders. He rubbed your clit softly and and stuffed two fingers inside you.

You were now a moaning mess because how thick beel’s fingers were.

“ Pay attention to me “ - Belphie looked downed at you. You looked up at him with half opened eyes breathing heavily.

Belphie blushed a little.

“ Your so fucking cute. “

“ But come on, put that cute little mouth of yours to use. “ - Belphie

you grabbed onto his cock and kissed the tip. You opened your mouth and latched it to his cock. He groaned.

Beel began to eat you out slowly causing you to moan all over belphie’s dick. Belphie became rather vocal you see. He began to fuck your mouth til he releases all his cum on your face.

Beel got up from between your legs not letting you cum yet. You whined as an reaction.

Belphie grab you to sit up as beel laid down in your place. You got on top of beel and straddled him. He pulled down his pants letting his cock spring free. He was big.

You looked down remembering his size from the last time you and the two brothers had a little fun, Although y’all were walked in on by you know who.

You grabbed his cock sliding it in between your folds trying to ease it inside of you. He held your hips for support watching as his cock slowly make it’s way inside.

You moaned loudly as he stretches you so well. He leaned his head back and groaned.

“Whenever your ready y/n. “ - Beel

Belphie got behind you and kissed your neck in the same place that mark was placed. He placed his hands on your boobs rubbing them softly as you began to ride beel.

Beel moaned. As he placed his feet firm on the bed and grabbed your hips tightly.

“ You feel so good y/n.. “ - Beel

He held you in place and started fucking up into you roughly. You arched your back against belphie, moaning loudly. Belphie left smalls mark around your body while pinching your nipples softly. Beel looked up at you moaning softly.

Belphie went down to clit and rubbed circles on it gently. That sent you. You were now cumming all over beel’s cock coating it white. He picked up the pace grabbing your hips tightlly as he plunged his cock deep inside you, filling you up with his load.

you sat there for a minute, relaxing a bit. Beel put his arm over his eyes, breathing heavily.

Someone opens the door to your room.

(Belphie forgot to lock the door back)

“ Hey y/n, Can you help me with this.. “

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not to be dramatic but disliking miles morales is a red flag imo

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Stu Macher! Telling his s/o he’s a Ghostface

Stu Macher! x f!reader

Requested? Yes

Warnings: established relationship, minor angst if you squint, Stu being unserious, Stu being kinda scary, silly guy moments, very brief allusions of being horny for ghostface, fluffy shit, reader is a little unhinged! (And that’s okay <3)

“Keeping your window unlocked isn’t safe.” A voice from behind you, a hand lifting the headphone from your right ear before letting it snap back down. Nearly toppling back in your chair, a hearty, familiar chuckle came from the stranger that had seemingly snuck into your room, the same stranger clasping a firm, rough palmed hand over your mouth as you went to let out a surprised yelp.

“I wouldn’t want the neighbors to hear and call the police,” Stu slid into view, that silly smile that was normally plastered on his face making an appearance. Heart calming down from the initial shock, you let your boyfriend swivel your chair towards him, releasing your face to plant himself on each arm rest, leaning into your face, “Your parents car isn’t in the driveway.”

“Jesus Stu, you scared the shit out of me! I thought you were one of those killers,” Your boyfriend only giggled like he was a school girl getting scolded, which honestly, it kinda like he was. Goofily slumping his shoulders over, the man grabbed one of your forearms to pull you from your desks chair, heaving you into his firm chest before back stepping with you stumbling between his legs, “I’m serious, you couldn’t knock?”

“Baby, gorgeous, love of my life. I did like 5 times, you didn’t hear it over all the Metallica.” Frown slipping into a silly grin, you mumbled something about, ‘good study music’, before you were being thrust down onto your bed, back hitting your fluffy, white comforter. Stu adjusted you as if he was about to tickle you, before plopping down beside you.

“So your parents aren’t home and you didn’t invite me over, I knew it was too good to be true.” He sighed dramatically, peace long forgotten as he flipped his arms under his head, black hoodie lifting to reveal his slight midriff and boxer line.

“What are you even talking about-,” Before the sentence even finished leaving your lips the lumbering behemoth was tugging at you, pulling the curve of your waist to anchor you into his body and the warmth it emanated.

“Us, baby! I knew we were too perfect for one another and a betrayal was bound to happen.” You could tell by the slight pinch to his tone that he was joking, your eyes rolling so far back you worried it would remain. Playfully shoving his chest, you gathered your weight to the right before tossing one leg over Stu’s clothed waist, smiling as the man below you caught each of your hands in his, fingers intertwining.

“I think you’re full of shit,” You taunt, tongue sticking out as your body shook from the laughter below you, stomach filling with butteries as the sight below you was utterly adorable. Who knew such a man-child with no filter and a bad habit of bullying his friends could be such a cutie? Suddenly you were glad your parents had planned a date night, imagining them walking in to see this wasn’t a pleasant idea, no matter how innocent it was, “If anyone were to be betrayed, it would so be me. Have you met yourself?”

The silence immediately enveloping the room was deafening, in fact it was so abrupt that the smile on your face was wiped clean off. Had you said something wrong? He must’ve known you were just joking, that’s how it always was between the two of you. Teasing retorts and snappy comebacks. Gazing down at your boyfriend, it was almost eerie the way he watched you back, as if he was thinking something he wouldn’t even confess too after being put behind bars. You couldn’t tell if he was even still with you, the glaze in his expression akin to looking into the eyes of a wild animal, carefully coordinating its attack, “I have something to tell you.”

It was your turn to freeze, and although you were quite literally still on top of him, Stu felt miles away with the tone he used. He seemed almost, nervous? It wasn’t like him to be like this, and it made your face heat uncomfortably. What was so awful to tell you that it made him appear as a deer in headlights?

“Okay? So tell me,” You mumbled, and although it was quiet it was loud enough for Stu to perk at your response as his eyes fluttered shut, swallowing what seemed to be a lump in his throat before his eyes once again were on you, hands, while starting to sweat, kept their hold on yours, “Babe, you’re starting to freak me out.”

“Yeah well, promise you won’t run screaming?” Now that was a line to hear, what could he possibly be talking about? You didn’t even know how to respond to that, only nodding slowly as you tried to steady your breathing, it couldn’t be that bad, right?

“You know those murders, the really brutal ones going on around town, getting our classmates?” There was that edge to his tone again, almost like he once before, was holding back a laugh. The thought alone made your pulse race.

“Yeah?” The unease in your voice surprised yourself, wanting to sound sure and in control of the moment. Eyes slipping from your boyfriends, you let out a noise of shock when a knee from below and behind bumped against your ass, jostling you in Stu’s lap and effectively locking your eyes back to his. Where the tension had come from? You didn’t know, although it was thick enough to bite and pull a chunk off, heavy in the air.

“It was me. Well, part of them.” The causal demeanor he held felt like a gut punch, racing your mind clockwise to catch up with what he said as it chased around your thoughts. Breath stolen for a second, your throat tightened as did your thighs, lightly squeezing Stu’s midsection.

“Say something.” You didn’t think words would suffice the way you felt, his small demand unreachable as you gasped for anything to say, willing yourself to at least muster something.

“You’re the killer.” He shrugged like it was Wednesday and he’d just read you the lunches menu, like it was lukewarm spaghetti from a box and not a police file somewhere plastered with photos of dead bodies.

“One of them.” Another pause for breath, agonizing stare from below you didn’t fight or bother to look away from. He’d most likely just force you back. He was reading you, softly scanning your features for any sign of distress, and if that small, subtle gesture didn’t go unnoticed you didn’t know what would. You saw everything in Stu, you could analyze him in seconds and he did same with you. It was scary how well the two of you matched, which is why you were confused as to why you had missed all the clear signs of this. Stu wasn’t an idiot, he wasn’t parading around showing off the murders, so why would he tell you? Just to make you another victim? No, the softness, while barely visible, in his features told you otherwise. Maybe that was the same reason you felt the gradual heat from your burning lungs begin seeping downward.

“That’s hot.” Final. Just like the last look on your boyfriends face before he burst into laughter, cheeks fading pink from the exertion and dropping your hands to wipe at his forming tears.

“You’re so fucked up!” He sung, howling as you grew hot, hands finding their way to grab the front of his hoodie. You were practically on a bull ride from how hard this man was giggling beneath you, his vibrations tickling the undersides of your thighs.

“And you’re killing people!” You mocked, biting your lip to hold back your own chuckle when he only doubled down, hands falling to your hips to keep you in place.

“I didn’t say it was a bad thing! Touchy touchy,” He grumbled, although it was clearly a facade through the Cheshire grin on his pretty face, sitting up with you in his arms before practically body slamming you to the side, knees between your thighs. You could purr at the way he nuzzled into your neck, humming with satisfaction at all the events that had transpired, “Next time you better lock your window though, I’m serious.”

Lemme know if y’all want a Billy Loomis version, this was fun to write

To OG requester, I hope what I wrote sufficed for what you asked! <3

[brown-spider]

How funny would it be if Noir relied on Hobie to update him on current day politics while being completely out of touch with modern day gay humor

Miguel yells at Hobie one (1) time and then Hobie tells Noir it's because he's anti-black and Noir takes it 100% seriously

Miguel rants about why Gwen shouldn't crash in Hobie's dimension and he says "He hates to see the gays winning" and Noir also takes this as a hard fact

One day Hobie and Noir show up to Spidey HQ covered in nazi blood from other dimensions and Miguel snaps at them about disrupting canon and finally Noir steps up and says

"I've had enough of this anti-black homophobe" with deadly seriousness and Hobie almost passes the fuck out

[ichigo-dream]

Leon Kennedy - Eating Headcannons (SFW + NSFW)

Dream and I were having a drinks sesh cause the weather is good with us atm, and we ended up having a full discussion about Leon and eating. We were discussing the criteria to qualify as what we have coined a “neo fem-boy”, and how Leon has a lilll bit of squish to him despite the muscle - cause baby boy likes to EAT (both figuratively and metaphorically). Leon canonically put on 40 lbs of pure muscle between RE 2 and RE 4, yet he still somehow looks a lil bit soft and squishy soooooo we had to write this shit down.

Basically we just wanna eat up soft Leon, enjoy~

SFW

It's established canon that this man wants dinner all the time (see Leon in Infinite Darkness and Damnation)

This boy is hobbit-coded - baby boy needs at least three square meals a day - we’re talking full fry up in the morning, actual lunch and a spread for dinner. Might even squeeze in brunch and supper while he’s at it.

Snack, snacks, snacks - always snacking on something.

Having low blood sugar and being in a relationship with Leon is a match made in Heaven.

Lil baby has a sweet tooth

His jacket and coat pockets will always have some form of sweet in them - gum, lollipops, hard boiled sweets, Tiic Tacs, jawbreakers,

Any time you’re in the car together or watching a film, you can hear the hard sugar shell clacking against his teeth.

Will hide food, and eat in bed - you get into bed after a long day and when your head hits the pillow, you’ll hear a plastic rustle. Reaching under you’ll find a half-eaten packet of cookies or biscuits he’d been snacking on earlier that he had shoved under your pillow.

Will finish your food for you

Birthdays are his fav - any excuse to have cake this boy will use it - will eat any kind, but boy is a slut for vanilla cake and strawberry jam filling - you will often have to wipe the cream and jam from the corners of his mouth.

Will fuck up a strawberry sundae especially in the summer time.

Speaking of summer, it’s one of his favourite seasons

Loves to eat outside in the sunshine when it’s hot and balmy

Perfect weather for ice cream or milkshakes – and he won’t waste a single drop. If he notices some trickling down the cool glass in his hands, he’ll lick it up, completely oblivious to how the small action makes you blush.

You’ll often catch him eating his cereal standing up, watching TV or nosying at the neighbours having an argument in the streets below, still in his pyjama bottoms.

Loves milkshake straws - has a collection of different flavours - though, when he doesn’t use a straw, he is always oblivious to the cute lil milkstache.

Will squirt cream straight into his mouth in front of the fridge.

Weddings, and other events are the worst for him, as whilst he loves desserts, they rarely serve his favourites.

“I fucking hate pavlova” he grumbles, proceeding to eat it anyway, just to get his sugar fix.

Loves fruit - will eat raspberries one by one off the tips of his fingers.

You’ll catch him eating ice cream sitting on the kitchen floor in front of the fridge in the middle of the night, sucking on his spoon and looking at you like a deer in headlights when he sees you standing there watching him.

Will get cranky if he doesn’t get to eat - hangry vibes

If he wakes up late, he will refuse to leave without breakfast - this boy will run out the door with a piece of toast in his mouth like an anime school girl.

His RPD uniform has lots of “fancy pockets” and what are they good for? Emergency snack storage - nuts, sweets, biscuits, dried fruit. 

For his birthday, you buy him candy bracelets - heart eyes for days - and he sits and absent-mindedly sucks on them at his desk at work, thinking of you.

NSFW

As a birthday present, you wear a candy necklace during sex and Leon attacks your neck, sucking and biting at it whilst he fucks you.

Due to his habits, he always tastes sweet - all of him tastes sweet if you catch our drift (ya, his cum)

Whilst he’s squirting cream into his mouth, if you happen to be walking past and notice some of it lingering on the corners of his mouth and decide to lick it off, baby boy will forget everything he’s doing and fuck you over the kitchen table.

Speaking of cream - will use it on you when he fucks you, kitten-licking the sweet dollops off your warm skin (tits, collarbones, stomach - he's gonna eat you up)

If you’re curious about something he’s eating and want to taste some, he’ll kiss you in lieu of sharing (Leon is only possessive over two things - you and food).

Big into gum sharing - will use it as an excuse to start making out with you.

If things get a little messy when you’re eating cake, he will lick your hands clean if he’s in the mood.

Leon is a munch in more ways than one.

This boy will eat you out of house and home, including your pussy.

Could eat three square meals a day and will still go down on you like he’s starving.

Kitchen? Bedroom? Sofa? Standing up? Doesn’t matter - man’s is ready to munch anytime anywhere.

Whilst he’s eating you out, he’ll rut his hips against the bed - the sugar rush means he is always full of energy and ready to go at all times.

Will suck on your clit like it's a gobstopper.

Gets bratty when he hasn’t had a snack - but, it just so happens that he considers you to be the sweetest one.

Be prepared to be fucked within an inch of your life when he gets like this - or for him to eat you out until you can’t walk (will bring you a snack afterwards ofc).

This man gained 40lbs of muscle— but like we said, baby boy is still soft  

Leon puts you in a headlock whilst he fucks you and his biceps have a nice lil bit of squish which you relish in when he chokes you.

His ass jiggles - when he’s lying stomach down on bed, you love slapping it when you walk past and watching it jiggle like jelly - this action without fail will make him blush and whine “Stop!” every time.

You like to bite him

He’s too cute and squishy to resist honestly

Playfully nibbling his plump lil cheek

Biting his thick arms

When you’re riding him and can’t resist playfully kneading his tits like a kitten, and it makes him grab your wrists and fuck into you harder - he’ll later claim that him turning red from his cheeks to his chest was from exertion and not embarrassment.

He is the comfiest place to lie on when you’re fucked out and riding the waves of post-orgasmic bliss.

If you made it this far, comment “Bingo!”

Thank you for reading!

Love,

Ichigo and Dream xoxo