under a rock, only here for ✨ the vibes✨

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[paparaxote]

the odyssey of recollection

[reticent-vampire]

[khaoala]

Daily reminder that Sand is whore and that he will make Ray jealous just because he can.

FIRST KANAPHAN as SAND and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as RAY PAKORN episode 1 of ONLY FRIENDS DREAM ON

[bisexualrozanov]

we didn't even kiss.

[peacefulsoaring]

MASTER KATARA (ft. Appa & Momo) stuns in AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2026).

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[beif0ngs]

Water, Earth, Fire, Air.

[beif0ngs]

MUSCLE MOMMY TOPH APPRECIATION POST 💪🏻💪🏻

[jesterlavorres]

[shizuoi]

the gaang as adults (from the ending credits of "Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender")

[sunshinevettel]

Bonus:

[rocktheholygrail]

[wynsummers]

wait I just noticed Nicki wearing a fucking vip badge this is hilarious

hallucinating my dead lover and making sure he has proper access to my dressing room so he can scrawl names on my mirror in blood

[fandiagnosis]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.2

[sugarcarnation]

really struck by how claudia grieving madeleine seems to be the thing that gets most to lestat during the seance. he only starts to cry when claudia tells them that she can’t find her companion, that’s she’s been alone this entire time. and of course this is what would get to him. the thing he fears the most is loneliness. so knowing that his daughter found a companion only to lose her again in death. it’s devastating

[entretienavecunvampire]

armand going to AA meetings and following the 12 steps is actually so unexpectedly in character for him

things armand loves:

structure

group of people meeting regularly and following the same rules

abstinence and self-denial

he sees an AA meeting and his eyes light up with a kaching noise like in a cartoon. he’s like oh great, rules given to me by a higher power? an opportunity for self-flagellation? set steps i have to follow to cleanse me of my sins?

of COURSE he’s signing up instantly and attending 3 meetings a day