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FFXIV Server: Balmung | Keroa Mosuke, Roleplayer | She/her pronouns | 36 | I usually have nothing of value to add to conversations but I like to try to participate anyway. I may be stupid.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[verodynamix]

Yoshi P should bring back Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt as a boss and give him a move called Butt Slider so he can say to fans: "Well? This is what you asked for, right?"

[keroascrazy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the fairies i hired to put my cookies in the oven (4 inches tall, elastic) couldn't wait so they ate the leftover cookie dough (their payment) first but then they got so drunk off of the alcohol in the vanilla extract (70 proof) that they forgot to do their job. fucked up.

[keroascrazy]

Huh. Im sure their overseer will love that.

[bodhrancomedy]

I am actually Northern Irish but also actually Deaf so my accent is kind of (very) weird.

[redstonedust]

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

[storyweavingspider]

Same for kink regardless of if there was sex involved tbh. Basically the only times I get to talk about things like “harmonica impact play” or “falling down a mountain during a sub hunt”, etc. is on the internet, in kink clubs, or with other trans girls regardless of how objectively hilarious any individual event was.

[miscling]

was literally having this conversation yesterday about how socially acceptable topics are always just the most inane and boring shit, like one of the guys in the group is in the process of building a padded cell for asylum play and management have decreed that he's not allowed to talk about this thing that brings him joy because it's taboo; it's tragic, and it minimises us as people

[keroascrazy]

9ne of the things I find hilarious is this clip of a chick on Webcam playing with toys, but she has this young scottish fold cat on screen, below her knee, who just looks entirely confused at what is happening. Its face gets me every time. BIT I CANT SHARE THAT WITH THE NORMIES.

[windvexer]

Your friendly reminder that if you've traded parts of your Self to the otherworld in exchange for power you have to let your spirits dwell within your flesh from time to time, you feel that way because you are a dehydrated toad and you need to get moist in the river of power from whence you were born, hope this helps

[windvexer]

I'm sure this was added in good faith but in light of the recent "what is witchcraft" posts and my own recent rant on asking people not to mistake witchcraft for paganism, I'd like to make it clear that this post has nothing to do with paganism and is not a shitpost.

[creature-wizard]

I'm beginning to suspect that sufficiently advanced witchcraft is indistinguishable from shitposting.

[friend-crow]

*squints*

I mean....

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sufficiently Advanced Witchcraft is Indistinguishable from Shitposting.

@noctuamagna I’m just saying.

[noctuamagna]

@asteroidtroglodyte - you're right. Thanks for the shout!

I brought out my special shimmer inks for this one. This piece is Van Dieman's Kingfisher ink.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Casting a protection charm, for you to be safe this New Years!

[Safety Wizard design inspired by @keroascrazy]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Casting a protection charm, for you to be safe this New Years!

[Safety Wizard design inspired by @keroascrazy]

[keroascrazy]

Make sure you keep your phone in your pocket. Dont make me cast "No you Don't" on you.

[decemberwinter]

[aiyana75]

Former EMT here , this is not a drill or a joke. This is literally the worst time of the year for accidentally falling on stuff 😳. And yes I said worse not only , I guarantee every EMT with a year or more under their belt has a story or 5 ⚕️👠😳.

[naamahdarling]

"I fell on it!"

Please just tell the truth. It isn't a big deal. They'll get a chuckle out of it, maybe, but they aren't thinking you're a super freak or whatever for liking things in your butt. It's routine for them, they've seen it before. They've seen worse. It is exceedingly normal to like butt stuff and to fool around back there. Just use stuff designed to go in your butt. Not the Target...whatever these are.

[keroascrazy]

Remember: If it doesn't have a flared base, you're NOT getting it back. Not without an awkward conversation with an EMT.

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[freebasegod]

i used to be a green onion

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[deckardv]

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said "let me break it down for you" and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude's a legend. this is a university class btw

[livefromtheloam]

In honor of her birthday, here's that time Sailor Jupiter bodied an entire monster BEFORE she got her super mystical powers.

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[keroascrazy]

I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

[thesarkycoder]

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]