I'm Weak, My Love, And I Am Wanting

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[astarions-bride]

Info

(Requests are Open!)

My inbox open even if you just want to chat headcanons about these characters 😊

I also prefer only writing for FemReader 🤷🏼‍♀️ it's just easier

I have no decency so nothing is too filthy 😈 (especially if it's dark/hardcore)

I love writing about the Omegaverse (and honestly any other Alternative Universe 😏)

MINORS DNI 🔞

(dividers by @strangergraphics-archive)

Characters I Write For:

Halsin Silverbough (Baldur's Gate 3)

Astarion Ancunim (Baldur's Gate 3)

Nikolai (Beyond The Rave)

Charlie (The Stomach)

Father Anthony Bridge (Casualty BBC)

Rob (Extinction/The Expedition)

Captain Hook (Peter Returns)

Richard (Later)

Ernst Robinson (Stranded)

Character Requests are open!

Prompts

(These are just suggestions! Feel free to send in your own or if you just wanna talk headcanons ☺️)

Kink Prompt List

Dirty Prompt List

Spicy Prompt List

A/B/O Prompt List

Masterlist

I Will NOT Write For:

Self harm/Su!c!dal thoughts

Dom!reader

Pegging

Male!Reader (as stated above I ONLY write for Female reader)

Mommy/Daddy Kink

Religion kink

Neil Newbon himself

[galeslibrarian]

I want to climb halsin like a jungle gym. that’s it, that’s the post.

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[walkersbeloved]

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Me next please 🥴

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Giiiiiirl, I wanna get him so worked up that them glasses will be sitting sideways.

YEEESSSSS!! 👏👏😤 You get it, bestie

Makes me all hot and bothered seeing him look so domesticated

[wyntereyez]

Well. Those are new.

Welcome to the reading glasses club.

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Wanna make out with him until those glasses fog up

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I'm saying this respectfully, but that man got the best-looking neck I've seen!

It's just begging to be bitten!

Oh absolutely! You are completely valid, my friend 😤👌

I don't know why but I have a small enormous amount of attraction to necks and collar bones 🥴 and every single time I see him I absolutely want to bite him

[juniorcrone]

the exhaling smoke and talking

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[juniorcrone]

i’m weak. ive started watching Hollyoaks just because of neil. Got to love that this would be my reaction too.

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Okay but the way he stared her down while standing up???

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I've wondered down the Halsin TikTok rabbit hole again and I am, once again, feral about him 😩

I've also come to the conclusion that this man is perpetually horny. Like down to clown 24/7. And honestly? I'm here for it 😏

I've already had a few ideas of Halsin being horny in general but specifically grabbing his Tiefling mate's horns for a...variety of reasons...because I fully believe he wouldn't let the opportunity pass 🥴🤭

Now if you excuse me I'm going to go scream into my pillow 😌

[kukichart]

"I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. What you see"

[simonwalkerapologist]

Neil Newbon’s Stream on Twitch (April 22nd, 2025)- “The Headliners” with Tom Deville

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[walkersbeloved]

mermaid!ernst who just like ariel is obsessed with the surface and books and all the little objects he finds in the ocean. he loves peaking his head out and hiding behind a rock to watch you walk around on the beach and collect seashells.

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Okay but I ABSOLUTELY love this idea and is now my favorite headcanon 😍

He would make such a pretty mermaid 🥺

[talesfromthecrypts]

Neil Newbon in D&D Live at Magic Con

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His little fangs in the first gif 🥺

[devnmon]

new gender just dropped

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😍

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Okay listen...I know I'm romancing Astarion but

H A L S I N

This man has bigger biceps than my head, he's a certified "older man", and he can turn into a big fluffy bear. Not to mention the way my Tav has to look waaaaay up at him when they speak to each other 😩

I'm McFreakin' losing it, my guys 🥹

[astarions-bride]

Me: *Finally gets Baldur's Gate* Can't wait to meet and romance Astarion! 😁

Also me: *Spends 3 days trying to design a character*