Kurrburr

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty “Shit Idiot” teeth if you ask my humble opinion

[dat-soldier]

oOOOOooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways like some mothor crap of a shit

[swag-tears]

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

[memewhore]

[kerriestrawberry]

All she’s gotta do is rob w/makeup on, then live without makeup. Policemen everywhere will be SO CONFUSED!

[chelseawoosh]

[2019ats0up]

My contribution to the recent passing of vine. May it rest in peace.

[littleblueeyedbird]

“GET FUCKED”

[its-arrested-development]

[saintzacharie]

[divasdishblog]

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[toshio]

[buzzfeed]

People Reveal They Can’t Do Math After Someone Tiled A Floor With 13,000 Pennies

[teejssx16]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

thesecretdragonrider

[straightwhiteboystexting]

@renofthe