ease my mind

♡kerrington♡ she/her

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[submech]

fuck you *becomes this*

[fishmech]

Ah, no changes

[ratliker1917]

gaagauuhghghhghg

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

[stark-tony]

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

[lindsaychrist]

omg

[bukkakebarbie]

the gasp is what sent

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

The gasps HKHJGJGJ

[yomamapussystink]

follow your dreams

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Holy shite

[cyrodiil-burns]

No he didn’t

[f1ukemeister24]

You won’t regret unmuting this.

[echo-five-whiskey]

OH my god

[deathtokillian]

[sonofashepherd12576]

This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die

[slopaganda]

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

[slopaganda]

everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.

[demonias-archive]

you are all out here.. kinning things….having ‘comfort characters’. why don’t you try kinning success. my only comfort character is cold hard cash

[movedtojoule-deactivated2020031]

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[illinoisbysufjanstevens]

remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[valtsv]

what kind of clown juice are fathers drinking that makes them incapable of even acknowledging when they’re wrong

[memes-r-memes]

[i-cant-believe-its-v]

Nice

[billtherock45-deactivated202501]

hehe

[eternal-fractal]

nice

[probablyarmedpossiblynot]

Teehee

[spacemancharisma]

nice

[kingcheddarxvii]

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

[yesimalittlestitious]

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.