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funee joek

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow

me:

[teaboot]

My old man once said to me, “your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?”

So, I told him, “they’re not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don’t, and I was wondering why, so I asked you.”

And he said, “that makes no sense,” and for the life of me I can’t understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

same routine every day.... going to the library as a class... eating lunch with your friends... having a teacher read to you from the same book every day.. packing your little backpack... now what do i do? emails?

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[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

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[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

john travolta has a wife?

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[pardonmywitchcraft]

He was in saturday night fever

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[officialcrow]

a new hentai streaming service called crunchysock

[antiandrogen]

euthanize me

[mothcub]

[ink-phoenix]

[catcrumb]

[boeing747]

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

[antique-scarecrow]

annoyed i had to read this, but strangely intrigued…

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[juenavei]

how a beetle clownimal flies!

[bengalisasuke]

- Naruto, by Masashi Kishimoto

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[eunnieboo]

thinking about her

[staaryaaarn-deactivated20250418]

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