Number One xBeef Fan, Ironically Enough

He/Him, Adult, Fanfic Writer and Enjoyer of All Things Keralis. Warning for occasional NSFW.

[kersuma]

To-Do List

Finish Cheap Thrills (xBeef)

Work on Hidden In Plain Sight (xBeef)

Outline Two of a Kind (xBeef)

Tagging System: #writing - Stuff related to me actually writing #comments - Conversation #ficposting - Links to ao3 of things I've written #art - reblogged art (Ship art is also tagged with its ship name)

Important Notices!

This blog may contain NSFW content on occasion, view at your own risk!

Requests are open, and so is the askbox (and by extension anonymous asks!) Though depending on the request I may or may not write it.

I use he/him pronouns, but whatever name you make up for me and this blog is fine. I enjoy having a million different inconsistent aliases.

I think this one is pretty obvious but we do hermitshipping here. If that's not your cup of tea, you are free to leave. I will delete asks being condescending about shipping on the shipname blog.

[kersuma]

found u thru the xBeef + doc fic. all of your fics are incredibly horny inducing thank you

Aww, thank you! I haven't been thinking about writing much fic lately, but if nothing else I may end up posting a collective of fics I started and got more than like two sentences into before abandoning.

[trazhcancanc]

oh yeah it’s kinktober..! well totally forgot.. is there any good prompt sheet around?

[kersuma]

I didn't end up finding a good prompt sheet of my own, so my list is yoinked from here

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Day 2: Roleplay

“Yes?” Beef clears his throat, “Sir?”

[kersuma]

haha nice

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Day 1: Pegging

“Say my name.” Cleo hisses, rough and powerful.

[kersuma]

Hi yes thank you so much for all the xBeef fodder I got in my emails when I woke up this morning.

I am. Beholding.

Have fun beholding! There's certainly more where that came from ;)

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I've now officially written a voyeurism fic from the pov of someone not getting piped.

[kersuma]

ur omorashi fics are amazing. thank you

Thank you!! Trust me, there's more where that came from ;)

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is mostly going here for sake of recordkeeping

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hypno tries to hold it. His partner doesn't help.

[trazhcancanc]

everyone wants your love

using poser app for reference again cuz its a difficult structure (?)

[mcytredacted]

more ppl need to be horny abt c!vintage beef. and also make him be a bottom

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[kersuma]

Doing my due diligence to keep up my title of the xBeef guy ;)

Fun fact: I ended up asking three different people for reference pics of dildos they like before settling on the final Beef design

[kersuma]

The rest under the cut!

I don't think he gets very much warning before he lays a clutch! It'd be fun if he was busy and then... whoops.

[elven-kisses]

beetho

I did this a while ago but I forgot about it 💥💥💥

[kersuma]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Set in Season 7. Beef attempts to set up a little surprise for Etho. Things get off track, to no one's surprise.