#hypxb

[orangeocelotmartyn]

xB: "so I assume Hypno is xB's work wife." Um, I think most people would say it's probably Keralis, honestly. (fourteen seconds of silence) Me and Keralis have been hanging out more than me and Hypno have, honestly. So. Me and Hypno, we-we're more of like a…like a modded kinda thing, y'know? We get together for modded, usually. Not a whole lot? In vanilla? So.

xB: "Hypno is xB's modded work wife" (he breathes out a laugh) Yeah. That's more like it. (three seconds of silence) It's pretty funny that y'all are calling Hypno the wife, though. (he takes a breath) Just sayin'.

[zenwinter]

Hermit sketch dump 💕

[sharpjay217]

To me, HypxB is that one pair of ride or die friends who are way weirder about each other than social constraints of romantic vs. platonic would find normal. Always together, always scheming, sharing every secret with each other. That pair who will be sitting in the corner flopped on top of each other. Who will be off on some adventure together for ages. They've been mistaken for a couple so many times. They're both dating completely separate people, and Wels and Keralis are both chill with this. Honestly, they've been bonding over making jokes about their guys.

[bugz-iris]

And they were roommates business partners 🤭

The perfect reference from Flightless Stranger <33

These two are so vague about their relationship, it's almost comedic. xB pretty regularly wears his ring unless he's building a big project, then he pockets it but always has it on him. Hypno never wears his ring in the same spot. He's always fidgeting with it. It's either on a chain around his neck or looped through his harness. Sometimes he wears it like a normal person.

Most hermits, if they figure it out, just go with it. The only hermit to actually directly question them was Grian. Who during a meeting noticed Hypno wearing his ring (on his finger) and made a sly comment about being married, to which Hypno chuckled and agreed with. Then the rabbit hole of questions started because he's nosy ("Are they a hermit?" & "Are they tall/short?" Those kinds of questions that were always yes or no). Which Hypno did answer truthfully! But in fae fashion, they were in a cryptic tone. No, nope and Mmm mm all had different meanings. Safe to say, Grian didn't get a confirmed answer after hours of back and forth before he gave it a rest.

[hermitlife-fanblog]

Ok so now y’all bitches got me into

Smalltek

Skizzidarity

PuppetSheep (ZedxJoe)

Hypxb

What’s next??!!??

[miscellaneous-a]

i can't get annoyed at scarian/desert duo shippers never leaving the desert, because i've never left the sky factory or the farm 😔

[acolorboom]

Opposites attract or smth

[mariii-the-shapeshifter]

You're a long way from the ocean, xB...

I watched the sun come up while drawing this damned thing. You will give me notes

I made this one more fantasy oriented simply because their normal outfits didn't fit the vibe, so I guess this is an AU where xB is some sailor who came across a faerie forest and Hypno and Keralis greeted him at the ring or whatever idk anymore I'm so tired.

xB's gonna be fine. He's gonna wake up with a missing shoe and a cute little flower crown. Don't even worry about it.

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