bird in the hand.

Kessie Cottontail. 24. Older sister to three handsome bunnies. Geography teacher at the Disney Academy. I may not have long ears and a fluffy tail but I am the daughter of a rabbit.

[kessie-cottontail]

Fucking grading is killing me.

[hamlet-mode]

Well Hello.

[hamlet-mode]

True that! *grins* 

[kessie-cottontail]

Hey, nice smile. Better than that straight face.

What's your name, Smiley?

[kessie-cottontail]

What?

[ariana-beau-deactivated20150506]

*teasing* Well you may not be as lightweight as I thought. I’m vaguely impressed. *takes her own shot* 

[kessie-cottontail]

Wow, I feel honored.

[mickeyandmumbles]

[lumpy-the-heffalump]

Kessie?

Where are you?

This heffalump misses you.

[kessie-cottontail]

Awww.

I miss you too, Sugar Lump.

[fizzyschweetz-blog]

I found pizza!

Do you want some?

[kessie-cottontail]

Yes, please.

[afriendlikethalia]

[kessie-cottontail]

A troll how?

[leon-the-croc]

I heard some weird noises in my room last night.

Should I be concerned?

[kessie-cottontail]

Want me to go check if there are any monsters under your bed?

[hamlet-mode]

Well Hello.

*tries keeping a straight face, but laughs* I am horrible at trying to be serious. 

[kessie-cottontail]

It's okay. Who likes seriousness anyway?

[kessie-cottontail]

What?

[ariana-beau-deactivated20150506]

Then I guess you’ll just have to prove me wrong, Cottontail.

[kessie-cottontail]

[raises her eyebrows and takes two more shots] Argh. [crunchy face] Did it work?

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

…oooohhhhhhhh. you aren’t a hooker. What’s a stripper then?

[kessie-cottontail]

It's someone who dances for money, but like... dirty kind of dancing. With little clothing- Who's telling you this stuff? [tilts her head to look at him]

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

Well someone said that hookers are very pretty and you want to kiss them and stuff. And I see you all the time on the street walking by! So are you a hooker?

[kessie-cottontail]

[blinks] Hunt, a hooker is a woman who gives sex in exchange for money.

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

Well are you a hooker?

[kessie-cottontail]

...I'm sorry. What?

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

Hey kessie, can I ask you a question?

[kessie-cottontail]

[fears for her life] Uh- Sure, buddy. What is it?

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

DONT MAKE ME MAKE HUNTER ASK YOU KNOW WHAT AND RUIN THE MOMENT *does the pinky promise* Good. And I’ll never leave you ever.

[kessie-cottontail]

GASP YOU WOULDN'T [rests her head on his chest and sighs] Good.

[kessie-cottontail]

Cuddles?

[hunter-cottontail]

*never let go jack never let go PSH WE ALREADY LOST ONE* I promise I wont, ever. And you can’t leave me either or I will super glue us together.

[kessie-cottontail]

[WHY] I pinky swear never to leave you, brother. [holds out le pinky]

[deactivated-blog]