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Blog created to write shit in English (with sarcasm and grammar mistakes guilt-free).

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

Seriously, guys, Shimoneta is just out of control.

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

I cleared my browser history months ago (  ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and it also deleted all my saved passwords. At that moment, I realized I didn’t know my tumblr password, username or email. There was no way to log in and I had to invoke the ancient spirits to tell me. Aaaand here I am shitposting again. 

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

I created this tumblr with the sole purpose of writing shit in English everyday to ~improve my skills~, then I realized I didn’t have anything to write about. [cries in the corner]

[nharime]

トレフェスin有明12の再販でキルラキル鬼龍院皐月です。ワンフェスでは新作扱いです。(申請の関係で…ややこしくてすみません。) 以前より彩色をブラッシュアップしています。 #ワンフェス #wf2015w #キルラキル [x]

[radfordsechrist]

You can sign up for Construction and anatomy today wwwradhowtoschool.com

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

I think the best part of having a child is being able to see genetics hapening.  Well, but I can do it in The Sims too, so I don't want to have children anyway.

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

I love this song. Not just because it has the classic Tom Lehrer's sarcasm but also because my neighbors actually did that.

They run a pest control service and the city hall hired them to exterminate the rats of our town square, but the pesticide they used killed the pigeons instead.

About 100 pigeons died and it caused a great commotion. Seriously. The environmental conservation committee started an inquiry to investigate what happened. Some dead pigeon bodies were sent to the local university to determine the cause of their death. 

However, one month later no one was giving a shit anymore and we never knew the investigation results. I just know my neighbors were involved because one of them told my mom what happened. lol

Besides people use to say pigeons are rats with wings so I guess they weren't 100% wrong when they killed them, right?

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

Every time I read "opinion" it reminds me of onions, because "o(pi)nion".

[chaoticum]

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

NewScientist

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

NHS Choices

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

I've just accepted Amaterasu as my lord lady and savior. Ōkami is my new religion. 

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

Even though my notebook stays connected to the charger all the time, the battery level is getting lower each day. 

Probably I'll still be able to use my notebook normally when the battery gets completelly empty, as long as it stays connected to a power suply. 

However, I can't stop thinking these are the last days of my notebook battery's life and feel sad about it. It's like an old friend is dying slowly and you can't help but wait the final day. ;-; Goodbye, Battery. I'll remember those good ol' days when you used to last at least 6 hours. :'c

[whatabeautifulcamz]

kuvira the great uniter

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

What I imagine everytime I see those imposible braid tutorials

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

Let's think about it... How many years will it take to almost every combination of two words in the English language be used as an account name on the internet? 

Probably it'll lead people to fight each other for the remaining names causing World War III and the end of the world as we know it.

I can forsee it happening. 

[ketchupasteroid-blog]

So I was using a random words generator to choose my tumblr's name. It took me three rounds of random words to find an available account name because the first three were already taken.

How is this even possible? lol

[culturalcrosspollination]

[crystalized-bliss-blog]

culturalcrosspollination:

Camel riders in the Gobi desert

telephone lines in the background