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call me cel | she/her | 🦌 is the tag for my original posts | please talk to me about ROTE it makes me go crazy

[2129888]

imagine having your own personal hater who's been assigned to you by fate and he is a tiny little clown who won't stop following you around and yammering about your imminent demise and worst of all you love him dearly

[lesb1ankirk]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to stop the red ship raiders

[theboredbori]

45 minute fitzloved sketch from last night before bed, imagine if they didnt get separated at the end of Fool's Fate and instead stayed together and were happy and loved each other openly...... crazy concept I know, anyways-

[wyvernwyrm]

this is such a crazy situation to be in

[fanartandnonsense]

King Shrewd won the lifelong love and loyalty of the Fool and Fitz both by dressing, feeding, and not assaulting them. That’s it. He didn’t love them. He sure as hell didn’t protect them from Regal. Crazy that both of them were so vulnerable that their entire lives could be bought with less than half the stuff on the bottom layer of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs.

[sonacava]

i cannot imagine such devotion

[kettricentrality]

something that really gets me about fitzchivalry farseer is he is torn between an ordinary life and the noble extraordinary main character life of a traditional fantasy protagonist. his name is keppet. his name is fitzchivalry farseer. he wants to get married and settle down in an ordinary town with an ordinary candlemaker. the great loves of his life are a prophet who’s trying to save the world and a wolf he can telepathically communicate with. he wants to be a scribe. he’s a royal assassin who kills important people to preserve the monarchy. he wants so badly to be ordinary but he cannot be because he is the royal bastard and he is the catalyst and he is responsible for changing the world

[wilfulprincess]

the delicious fitzlovedism that is beloved’s selective obsession with respecting boundaries fitz has NOT set, making him someone who often (but not always) better cares about these things in a series called ‘Fitz’s boundaries are repeatedly violated’ and ALSO similarly assumes fitz’s feelings in a way which sabotages them forever and ever

[jeyneofpoole]

chivalry’s shadow.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[medievalthymes]

"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

[ninoacca]

you know the drill.... put that gayass character in a little oufit!!!!!

[klamv-art]

Fitz(Chivalry)

You probably can't tell but I tried using a different brush for the rendering and I think I like it!! It gives a very nice painterly texture :D

[kettricentrality]

the thing about fitz and kettricken is that he could never ever ever see her as a romantic prospect for himself because he respects her too much. she is a) verity’s wife (no matter how long verity has been gone, she will always be Verity’s Wife) which makes her inherently off limits because he respects verity so much, and b) so pure and kind and ethically correct that he can never measure up. she believes so strongly in right and wrong and fitz has done so much wrong. meanwhile kettricken is one of the only characters in the entire series who truly respects fitz. she respects him on a bone deep level because he lives up to her closest held value (that of being sacrifice). so fitz can never conceive of kettricken as a romantic prospect because he finds her so worthy of respect and kettricken is drawn to him because he’s one of the people she respects most in the world. I’m not a fitz x kettricken shipper but damn.

[wilfulprincess]

I just love ❤️❤️ when beloved is wrong and misguided and blinded by their own feelings ❤️❤️ this is why they and Fitz are the same guy. At the end of the day

[2129888]

*farseers your fool*