Ed Teach rolled around on a Beach

Archie | he/they | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Joined Tumblr 4 days ago for OFMD 💔🏴‍☠️ This is a safe space ship.

[eddiebonnet]

Them 🫶

[hairspraywhore]

A bit of older art!!

Inspired by a conversation i had w/my friend about stupid pirate pickup lines

[eddiebonnet]

Reunited at last! ❤️🏴‍☠️

Stede is finished! I love the way he turned out, with all the little details in his outfit, and I think together these two balance each other out nicely. I also LOVE how they both stand and sit, I just think they’re neat 🥹

[eddiebonnet]

I crocheted Ed!!

(Don’t worry about Stede, he’s (h)armless 🤭)

[eddiebonnet]

Finished stede now too!!

[birthdaysentiment]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2 — imdb rating (insp.)

[paleoleigh]

I need Mary and Doug to show up at the inn so we can have an exchange that goes like:

Mary: Stede?!

Stede: Mary?!

Ed: Mary?

Stede: *remembering dinner at Anne and Mary Read's house* Ed...

Mary: *doing the math* Ed?

Stede: *affirmatively* Ed!

Ed: *confused, pointing at himself* Ed.

Doug: *also confused* ....I'll go wait in the carriage.

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

[eddiebonnet]

I crocheted Ed!!

(Don’t worry about Stede, he’s (h)armless 🤭)

[eddiebonnet]

There’s also this photo because I wanted to show his ponytail, but it’s a bit…suggestive

[eddiebonnet]

I crocheted Ed!!

(Don’t worry about Stede, he’s (h)armless 🤭)

[dancing-with-the-madmen]

Can we talk about how Stede didn't NEED Ned the jaguar to accomplish his Barbados fuckery? He could have just have stood in the street, delivering his heartfelt apology to Mary, got "hit" by the runaway carriage, made the body switch, and ridden away while the corpse got creamed by the falling piano.

But as soon as Evelyn said "Oh, that's just my kitten, Ned." Stede knew it HAD to be part of his fuckery.

He knows a good fuckery plays upon people's fears. Ned looks fierce and intimidating, but is really just a big pussy cat. Ned is Drama. Ned is Adventure.

Ned is also a (now little-used) nickname for Edward.

[eddiebonnet]

This is so relevant now too, when Ed wears a literal cat collar in season 2!!

[vitruvianwatson]

Give Ed & Stede’s Inn a rating out of five stars and explain your answer in the tags, comments, or a reblog.

1 star ⭐️ - would not stay here again; seriously, I’ll just sleep on the beach

2 stars ⭐️⭐️ - would stay here again if there was no other choice

3 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - weird place but acceptable enough for a night or two

4 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - some complaints but overall a nice atmosphere

5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - planning my next trip here already

Voting ended onNov 5, 2023

[vitruvianwatson]

Listen, I need you guys to reblog this because I need to hear about all the wild, batshit stuff you think Ed and Stede do that would get you to leave a 1-star review.

I need to hear about all the ridiculously soft and beautiful things that made you give them a 5-star review.

I need to hear about how you gave them a 3-star review because your stay was nice overall but there was that whole incident with the owners fucking really loudly in the kitchen while you were trying to enjoy your breakfast. I mean, it should probably have made you leave a 1-star review, but you found it kind of charming actually because they just love each other so much, and it's kind of adorable.

I need to hear about why you rated them what you rated them. I need it like I need air. GIVE IT TO ME.

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 2x4 | 2x8 ⇉ He got his note 😌

[kingofgoblets]

Wee John wore THEE most Emo Kid Sweater that I have ever fucking seen and I NEED to figure out how to make that. Prepare for 1,000 screenshots and if any fellow knitters out there would like to help me out with staring at it & considering construction, please do

[eddiebonnet]

Yes!! It looks like knitting to me too, I am obsessed.

To me it looks like mohair or another thin fluffy yarn used with chunky needles to get that really loose, hole-y gauge. For construction, again this is just what I think and can see, it looks like a basic boxy cardigan with ribbing added afterwards with a smaller needle size hence the tighter gauge (you can see this well in the neckline ribbing in is a beautiful reference photo:)

[kingofgoblets]

YES i’m gonna try a drop shoulder w this I think. It looks right 🤔 similar to the James Watts Slugcore sweater imo

[eddiebonnet]

Wow yeah Slugcore looks really similar! Eee so excited to see how you go/how it turns out!!!

[cobbbvanth]

favourite ofmd episode: season 2

2x01 impossible birds

2x02 red flags

2x03 the innkeeper

2x04 fun and games

2x05 the curse of the seafaring life

2x06 calypso's birthday

2x07 man on fire

2x08 mermen

Voting ended onNov 2, 2023

please reblog for a larger sample size! tell me about your fave in the tags! i'm so interested in seeing the stats here

SEASON 1 POLL

[eddiebonnet]

Soo curious abt this, go rate the show on IMDB as well so they can renew the series!!!!

[elnawen]

I was missing some more interactions between Ed and the crew before the finale so I wanted to draw a few bonding moments and @cocaptainsinlove suggested some !

[eddiebonnet]

Couples costume 🥰

[eddiebonnet]

🥹 it’s fine I’m coping very well having a great time I’m f i n e