Your McDonald's is Looking GNC AF

Yeah, we know we look like a McDonald's fan blog."One star, terrible service, not even an actual McDonald's." - The Times

[just-another-depressed-frog]

I've just started listening to the Welcome To Night Vale podcast, and I'm pretty sure that everyone in Night Vale only hates Desert Bluffs because they're the normal version of Night Vale.

[smilingsynernist]

This time, I tried a retro style C:

[cerastes]

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

[technomanceer]

I fucking LOVE purple and green I fucking LOVE evil scientist color palette I fucking LOVE the color of TOXIC SLUDGE and CHEMICALS and MYSTERY CONCOCTIONS I WANT TO DRINK

[kevinstansanonymous]

I’m so sorry for spamming you, but whatever souls and WTNV takes are made of, yours and mine are the same.

glad to see a fellow kevin stan truther, may the smiling god devour you <3 <3 <3

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Sexiest Welcome to Night Vale Character (excluding the voices)

Carlos the Scientist

Charles the Theologist

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home

Deb the Sentient Patch of Haze

Kasper Rhodes, President of the Quality Cyborg Corporation

John Peters, you know, the farmer

Steve Carlsberg

The Smiling God

Huntokar

The Glow Cloud (ALL HAIL)

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Would you be interested in a Cecilos Week event?

Yes, and I’d create something for it

Yes, but I’d prefer to just observe

Yes, but I’m on the fence between creating and observing

No, it’s not really my thing

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

[kevinstansanonymous]

CONGRATS TO THE SEXYMAN KING!!!!!!

[mordecaitherunaway]

Jelly (you make me feel like)

[nevver]

On the road with Heather Sundquist Hall

[neriumdelusion]

“kevin just needs a hug” he got more than that from charles and he’s still like this, you need to accept that he’s off his shits unhinged and if you can’t cope with that find a new insane guy

[ballwizard]

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

[tragedyposting]

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

[teenjournalist]

A teenaged man with an air of profound sadness about him was seen walking down the highway for 2 hours this afternoon

[timeaftertimeagain]

Sheriff Sam

[kevinstansanonymous]

[kevinstansanonymous]

Don’t ask me why I drew this