City Council approved post collection

- This blog is mostly for older posts (2012-2017ish) but that isn’t a requirement - Please don’t submit explicit fanart or fanfiction, however posts with dirty jokes are alright (I’ll tag them with #suggestive in case anyone wants to avoid that kind of thing) - Please don’t submit posts with offensive content (racism, sexism, etc.) - Let us know if you want us to tag anything - If you made one of these posts and want us to remove it feel free to send an ask or dm We hope you enjoy your time here! And now, the weather.

[disparitionvale]

Introductory Post

This blog will feature track listings for Welcome to Night Vale episodes, specifically for the Disparition songs that serve as background music. The format of these posts will be as follows:

(title, eg. 29 - Subway)

1:57 - Book of Sand

3:20, 13:35 - Bird Caught in Throat

27:16 - Ditmas

As demonstrated, these posts will include the time in the podcast that the music started at (multiple times if the song is used more than once), and the name of the song used. I will not be including links to the songs, but they are easily searched for on SoundCloud. A link to Disparition’s SoundCloud account can be found in my About page.

These posts will also not contain the names, or links to, the Weather. A link to a blog for that purpose can also be found in the About page.

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[attackofthechewenod-deactivated]

what if Cecil had a day off from the radio show and Night Vale had a perfectly “normal” day (like the nobody-dies day in Dead Like Me)

like nothing happened that was horrific or unsettling. 

and Carlos just eyeballs him the whole time like are you having the day off because there’s nothing to report or is there nothing to report because you’re having the day off 

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

this post is from 10 years ago but ignore that. ok. ok. ok. so-

Thursday is my day off, so please try not to do anything worth reporting on during that day. Maybe stay in bed with your hands tucked under your body and your eyes closed while humming to fully block off interaction with the world. Any events that happen on my day off that I cannot report on will be taken as a direct offense to me personally.

- 244, a multiplicity of kevins

we eventually got an answer to this haha

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[emergencypizano-blog]

so i was thinking about how everyone (at its most basic form) has the same carlos headcanon

bu there’s like

75 different cecils

now imagine the bachelor

but it’s just all the cecils competing for carlos’s love

imagine

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[cyborg-furby]

“Science side of tumblr” is just Carlos running hundreds of blogs at once.

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[ajmartinsson]

Oops, I made dating sim versions.

(Originals here and here)

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[notunexpected]

It is more important than ever to keep sharing, showing up for protests, and sending emails to your representatives.

Keep talking about Palestine until the siege on Gaza ends, until the occupation ends, and until Palestinians are free.

[blackpearlblast]

you can give seven days of internet connection to someone in gaza for just 6 USD

gazaesims.com is a website dedicated to helping people donate esims for people in gaza. there are multiple options for where to purchase an esim to donate, for the price i listed you want to use nomad esims. you can get a $3 discount by using someone's referral code from the notes of this post. it also will give the referrer credit to buy more esims! (you can only use a referral code on your first purchase) BACKPACKNOMAD is another code to get $3 off your first purchase, it's been working for some people but not others so try out a referral code instead if you can't get it to work. also it took over an hour for the email with my information to come through so don't panic if it doesn't show up right away. (logging back into your nomad account seems to have helped some people get their emails to send!) (nomad promo codes do not work on plans that are already on sale, unlimited plans, and plans under $5)

edit as of 1/1/24: they are running out of all esims types right now! please donate esims from any of the platforms: nomad, airalo, holafly, simly, and mogo. here is a purchase guide i made that covers all of them. the crew is asking for people to reply to emails they sent that contain esims that are still unactivated. you can see gothhabiba’s guide for how to tell if your esims have been activated.

[blackpearlblast]

1/12/24: once again super low on esims! all of the above links should still be accurate on what to do.

[postanagramgenerator]

since ahmeds gofundme seems to finally be giving him his money, the following now applies to those who follow the instructions at https://gazaesims.com/ to buy esims and send the unactivated qr codes to [email protected]. some notes that arent included on the website:

the app airalo is having a 40% off sale on all palestinian esims and is the cheapest option ive found, especially with the $3 referral code discount you can apply. you can get one for the middle east region for 50% off, but the ones specific to palestine are still cheaper.

my referral code is MANFRE5384. using these discounts i was able to get a 15 day esim for under 6 dollars.

it may be somewhat confusing to find the qr code itself. once youve bought the esim, click view instructions. the app will make you click through a tutorial, but once youre done it will show you the code, which you can then screenshot and email to the proper address.

here is a limited-time offer: send me a screenshot proving you got an esim-- either along with the text you want anagrammed or in a different ask/submission-- for an almost-guarantee ill do it. i say almost because i do want to set a few rules

the more you donate the longer the text ill anagram, at a rate of 2 letters per dollar. ie, 10 dollars will get you 20 letters, 20 dollars will get you 40. if you want me to actually anagram you cant fight the homestuck youre probably going to have to singlehandedly fund the rest of the campaign i cant really apply this rule in any hard sense to the esims but the general spirit still applies. more and longer-lasting esims = more leeway on text length

no slurs or otherwise offensive content

ill get around to it when i get around to it

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad " 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale heritage post

[queerxqueen]

This is one of the easiest things you can do to support Palestine and show US officials that we do not accept our tax dollars being used to fund genocide of the Palestinian people. You don’t have to talk on the phone, you don’t have to open your wallet, you don’t even have to write a letter, because they have AI that writes it for you. It takes all of five minutes. Send the text.

[bread--quest]

It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

👁️ nvcr-official

Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!

👁️ nvcr-official

To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.

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🦉 dark-owl-records

CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

keep reading

❌ number-one-moonhater Follow

Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this

🦉 dark-owl-records

L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

🙈 seesomethingsaynothing Follow

Isn't Cecil literally gay?

🦉 dark-owl-records

he's homophobic

🪼 jeebyfish Follow

he has a husband...

🦉 dark-owl-records

yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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🤫 cecils-private-blog

Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

👁️ nvcr-official

Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

🤫 cecils-private-blog

HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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🏜️ sandeater Follow

tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

🦂 scorpiansscuttle Follow

op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

☁️ average-weather-enjoyer Follow

fake story :/

📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram

No it's true I was there

🚂 traintonowhere Follow

TAMIKA FLYNN??

🏜️ sandeater Follow

what the fuck is happening on my post

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👁️ nvcr-official

can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is

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🐚 mariella-shella

Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!

🌪️ sandstorm-gf Follow

omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!

🐚 mariella-shella

i miss me too

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

🎙️ cecilpalmer

Huh??

🎙️ cecilpalmer

@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

👁️ nvcr-official

uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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🧤 missy-mittens Follow

hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

☁️ glowcloudapologist Follow

how's it going op

🧤 missy-mittens Follow

i miss my family

506 notes

🐚 mariella-shella Follow

hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

🥔 potato-enthusiast Follow

you were really hot

🐚 mariella-shella Follow

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

89 notes

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

i'm not calling it that sorry

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

What??? Why??

🦉 a-weird-bird Follow

just kind of sucks. as a name

🌻 sunflowergirl Follow

?????????

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🐄

⬜️ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983

what does this mean....

🌌 cece-xeze Follow

another great post from huntokar herself

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🚁 helicopters-in-your-area Follow

lets settle this once and for all

night vale

desert bluffs/east night vale

pine cliff

red mesa

Voting ended onDec 5, 2023

🌲 little-miss-ectoplasm Follow

you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?

👁️ nvcr-official

NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP

806 notes

😁 the-happy-smiler Follow

Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!

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[beabaseball]

If you are in the US and want to help with Palestine and Gaza, the US Campaign for Palestinian Rights has guides to help call and email representatives to demand a ceasefire amd that the US stop sending weapons immediately. They also have a list of protests in big cities like New York, LA, and DC.

The only good choice is to immediately stop.

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Thank you

👍

[favcharacterpoll]

ROUND 6 MATCH 3: CECIL VS. C!WILBUR

Cecil Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale faces c!Wilbur from the dsmp. @10piecechickenmcnugget get over here sage

Cecil Propaganda:

"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."

"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"

"this is the website Night Vale built!"

c!Wilbur Propaganda:

"Accurate depiction of mental health and spiral, handled delicately and deliberately, every piece of his story was thought and planned and in the end he went home to Utah. Thank you lord."

"Please don’t let the name dream smp effect how you feel about this submission, this character is completely unrelated to dream and I’m pretty sure the person who played him has nothing to do with dream anymore. This man single handedly got me through a horrible patch filled with extreme paranoia by also being extremely paranoid. Genuinely really helped me feel seen and I coped a lot by getting invested in this character. I almost cried when he died :("

"He’s so fucking stupid. I could infodump for hours this man transed my gender. Everything has gone wrong in his life. He’s the definition of a bisexual disaster."

"I didn’t fail 10th grade math bc I was thinking about c!wilbur for him to lose round one"

"I mean look at him!! his Minecraft skin is adorable!!!"

"if you people vote for cwilbur i'll draw him in a bikini."

"A VOTE FOR C!WILBUR IS A VOTE FOR GIRLBOYS EVERYWHERE"

"i should not have underestimated minecraft fans they came together"

"Season 1 changed me. I didn’t know minecraft videos could have good acting, dramatic plots, etc. Wilbur was one of the best there. His plot was so interesting with the L’Manburg and the unfinished symphony arcs. He was funny, dramatic, sad… I fondly remember my dsmp days (though I only saw up to like part of Tommy’s exile)"

C!cil Vs. ceWilbur

Cecil

c!Wilbur

Voting ended onOct 9, 2023

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

[Image ID: An edited XKCD meme with two stick figures having a conversation.

"Night Vale lore is second nature to us fans, so it's easy to forget that the average person only knows the strexcorp takeover arc and one or two intern deaths."

"And the glow cloud, of course."

"All hail"]

Inspired by a time when I commented "all hail the glow cloud" on a nextdoor post leading the creator of the post to think i was more original than I actually am

[puncivilian]

[piri74-deactivated20170812]

Ahhhhhh yes the child I choose to love

[nebulations]

[ID: A Welcome to Night Vale comic. Cecil, whose purple tattoos and purple suspenders are the only color in the comic, is shown from the back in his studio. He stretches, then stands up to leave. While walking away, the cord extending from his headphones to a machine on his desk pulls him back, and he almost falls backwards. End ID]

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

Night Vale Heritage Post

[night-vale-heritage-posts]

I was thinking about how a lot of times when a tumblr sexyman gets really popular people often make a ton of AU versions of them and draw that character meeting other versions of themself (which often leads to people shipping said character with themself) (sans, the once-ler, and the narrator are some examples of this that I know of) and now that I think of it, I’m pretty surprised (at least as far as I know) this didn’t really happen with Cecil, especially because Night Vale canon has multiverses and dopplegangers, so an AU with Cecil meeting himself would actually fit into the story really well (and technically already happened because of Kevin)