It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.
Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.
CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this
L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
🙈 seesomethingsaynothing Follow
Isn't Cecil literally gay?
yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it
Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url
tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk
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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn
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📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram
what the fuck is happening on my post
can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!
😎 Anonymous asked:
Response to the homophobic allegations?
@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
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just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3
This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
i'm not calling it that sorry
just kind of sucks. as a name
⬜️ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983
another great post from huntokar herself
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lets settle this once and for all
night vale
desert bluffs/east night vale
pine cliff
red mesa
Voting ended onDec 5, 2023
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you don't like pine cliff? 👻 oo ooo?
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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!
📚 isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram
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